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Superhero

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  1. Her issues huh
  2. In Thailand they charge extra $2 for that.
  3. We’re about to start renovations and getting materials delivered to the house. Me: Are you gonna be home around noon? They’re delivering the cabinets today. Her: Put them in the garage? Me: No, just have them leave it on the grass outside. * tone *
  4. Between my right hand, my left hand, and occasionally my wife, I also fuck a lot.
  5. You sound like someone who’s never played would you rather.
  6. Would you rather, marry a: 5 who’s been with ~3 partners; 9 who’s a known playa / slut and has been with 100+ people.
  7. Went to a restaurant with valet only parking. They wanted $9.50 which is not the problem. The fact that the credit car machine had preset tip percentages at 18%, 20% and 23%. WTF.
  8. Is that @immamac ?
  9. That's why I'm moving to Vancouver WA when I retire. Wife will stay in CA. Live in WA, shop in OR, wife out of the house. Win, win, win.
  10. Roger Waters can eat a dick.
  11. Curry and fried chicken would be marvelous together.
  12. And they shoot if you flirt too heavily with them? No thank you.
  13. But I'd like whatever you're snorting, ingesting, smoking or shooting on a Monday morning.
  14. He would have won more bigly if ABC hadn't colluded with Harris.
  15. Seems like the most appropriate place to put this.
  16. I’ve told my son at least 3 times to change the name of the camera, but he doesn’t listen.
  17. As I mentioned in the other thread, there’s more seasoning on his foot than there is on the chicken.
  18. Not there yet, but it’s been close to 1:1 for the past few years. She really needs to study more instead of fucking her professor for an A.
  19. Anyone watching Terminator Zero? I'm 5 episodes in and really enjoying it. Event that that happened in Japan where a scientist creates an AI to counter Skynet, but the AI ends up killing people as well.
  20. To be fair, he never said if he was going long on DJT, or if he went all in shorting DJT. If it’s the latter, then good for him.
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