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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I'd have to disagree with that. I have a cheap ass Chevy Traverse with 3 climate zones and automatic seat warmer that turns on when it gets below 50° outside. I'm not trading my creature comfort for something out of a 2002 Nissan Altima.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Footage of a Waffle House job interview process.
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Whatcha drinkin' right now?
Red Breast 12 YO. Neat. Need another distraction from prepping for a meeting tomorrow. Surly, a movie on my iPad and a nice whiskey. I'm never gonna get this meeting agenda done.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Wife on a school night - watching Stranger Things with the kids until 10PM. Wife on the weekend - telling the kids no more screen time after 8:30, in bed by 9:30. Also, after the kids are in bed, she brings her computer into my daughter's room to ask if she wants something on Amazon. My stance for a while was "you have to ask mommy". From now on, I'll be the one controlling the TV remote and setting the bed times.
- The Trump Economy
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Something something South Austin's mom.
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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
My old coworker used to call saag paneer baby shit. Because it looks like baby shit, and it would be indistinguishable coming out of your butt as well.
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The Guitar Pron Thread
Need back story. Lots of chatter about Nicole killing people. Feel left out on the open secret. Also, the Firefly Firebird is down to $199. Tempted, but I don't need another guitar. https://guitarsgarden.com/collections/fffb/products/new-firefly-ffdb-electric-guitar-sunburst-color-1
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Stroked out or choked out?
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Shit My Kid Says
My 10 YO boy is slim but is SOLID muscle. I’m 51 YO and don’t remember the last time I worked out. So anyway, he’s being doing BJJ the past 1+ year. I watch him at the gym so now I think I know king fu. We wrestled in the living room yesterday, and that boy is freakin’ strong. As he got me in side control, he whispered in my ear “dad, you need to start working out because I’ll dominate you once I get to 90 pounds” (he’s only 80 now)
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
WTF is wrong with US boomers? Fisting? Bisexual male? Pains me to say this, but I identify more with boomers on this one.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I don't understand the digital ads where it's the entire grocery store deals of the week paper. Who actually looks at those?- I've decided to dig a hole
He posts on surly, so probably more for this- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Buy better hangers. I’ve switched to wood hangers. IKEA sells them and they aren’t that expensive. Also. Don’t hang empty hangers next to each other. Move one of the empty ones to the end of the closet rod. Problem solved.- Sam Ehlinger
* DELETE * Didn't read the entire thread before responding. $1.2M will last a couple of years. Maybe 3 if you live in CA.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My mom's friend wanted an Apple gift card from the US, because some technical mumbo jumbo. I mailed it to my parents on 09/17. It still hadn't arrived by end of October, so we waited some more. It FINALLY arrived on 11/27. 5-7 business days is bullshit. Thanks a lot Obama.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That’s what you thought? The entire time I wondered if Tom Hanks ever thought about sticking his dong into a coconut.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Looks 'shopped. That's a bottle of Nikka Whisky From The Barrel. Really fantastic stuff for around $60.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My neighbors got a little yip yap dog that they shoo out of the house when it yips yaps too much inside the house, so all of the neighbors get to here the little bitch. That is all.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Yeah. Turning is incredible considering my grandparents had cancer and dementia; and he was in an induced coma for 2 weeks after he got hit by a motorcycle.- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
lol at token non-black dude swinging his widdle fists.- Movies that stuck to or significantly deviated from the book
Uhhhh... did you read Clear and Present Danger or Patriot Game or The Sum of All Fears? Those movies had same concepts as the books, and that's about it. Clear and Present Danger was a kickass book. Casting Willem Dafoe as John Clark was a joke.- Trump’s America
If Stephen Miller was in charge - Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
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