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Superhero

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Everything posted by Superhero

  1. I'd have to disagree with that. I have a cheap ass Chevy Traverse with 3 climate zones and automatic seat warmer that turns on when it gets below 50° outside. I'm not trading my creature comfort for something out of a 2002 Nissan Altima.
  2. Footage of a Waffle House job interview process.
  3. Red Breast 12 YO. Neat. Need another distraction from prepping for a meeting tomorrow. Surly, a movie on my iPad and a nice whiskey. I'm never gonna get this meeting agenda done.
  4. Wife on a school night - watching Stranger Things with the kids until 10PM. Wife on the weekend - telling the kids no more screen time after 8:30, in bed by 9:30. Also, after the kids are in bed, she brings her computer into my daughter's room to ask if she wants something on Amazon. My stance for a while was "you have to ask mommy". From now on, I'll be the one controlling the TV remote and setting the bed times.
  5. FIFY
  6. Something something South Austin's mom.
  7. My old coworker used to call saag paneer baby shit. Because it looks like baby shit, and it would be indistinguishable coming out of your butt as well.
  8. Need back story. Lots of chatter about Nicole killing people. Feel left out on the open secret. Also, the Firefly Firebird is down to $199. Tempted, but I don't need another guitar. https://guitarsgarden.com/collections/fffb/products/new-firefly-ffdb-electric-guitar-sunburst-color-1
  9. Stroked out or choked out?
  10. Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    My 10 YO boy is slim but is SOLID muscle. I’m 51 YO and don’t remember the last time I worked out. So anyway, he’s being doing BJJ the past 1+ year. I watch him at the gym so now I think I know king fu. We wrestled in the living room yesterday, and that boy is freakin’ strong. As he got me in side control, he whispered in my ear “dad, you need to start working out because I’ll dominate you once I get to 90 pounds” (he’s only 80 now)
  11. WTF is wrong with US boomers? Fisting? Bisexual male? Pains me to say this, but I identify more with boomers on this one.
  12. I don't understand the digital ads where it's the entire grocery store deals of the week paper. Who actually looks at those?
  13. He posts on surly, so probably more for this
  14. Buy better hangers. I’ve switched to wood hangers. IKEA sells them and they aren’t that expensive. Also. Don’t hang empty hangers next to each other. Move one of the empty ones to the end of the closet rod. Problem solved.
  15. Superhero replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    * DELETE * Didn't read the entire thread before responding. $1.2M will last a couple of years. Maybe 3 if you live in CA.
  16. My mom's friend wanted an Apple gift card from the US, because some technical mumbo jumbo. I mailed it to my parents on 09/17. It still hadn't arrived by end of October, so we waited some more. It FINALLY arrived on 11/27. 5-7 business days is bullshit. Thanks a lot Obama.
  17. That’s what you thought? The entire time I wondered if Tom Hanks ever thought about sticking his dong into a coconut.
  18. Looks 'shopped. That's a bottle of Nikka Whisky From The Barrel. Really fantastic stuff for around $60.
  19. My neighbors got a little yip yap dog that they shoo out of the house when it yips yaps too much inside the house, so all of the neighbors get to here the little bitch. That is all.
  20. Yeah. Turning is incredible considering my grandparents had cancer and dementia; and he was in an induced coma for 2 weeks after he got hit by a motorcycle.
  21. lol at token non-black dude swinging his widdle fists.
  22. Uhhhh... did you read Clear and Present Danger or Patriot Game or The Sum of All Fears? Those movies had same concepts as the books, and that's about it. Clear and Present Danger was a kickass book. Casting Willem Dafoe as John Clark was a joke.
  23. If Stephen Miller was in charge
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