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Superhero

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  1. Blink 182. We had free tickets to a suite at SoFi stadium. Didn't like the music and traffic getting out of the stadium is hell. South Austin's mom's list would be like Amiright?
  2. And of course the black penis has to be the largest. [/stereotyping]
  3. Anyone know what’s going on with the skin on my daughter’s hand? Dark splotches developed a week ago, and now it’s starting on her other hand. We have an appointment tomorrow to get an opinion. I’m really concerned.
  4. I’d heat that pool up to kill it, then make a soup.
  5. Those Mormon missionaries will do anything to reach a new community.
  6. And these guys
  7. Friend and I scraped enough black powder to fill a 20 ml glass vial. We put it in an incinerator looking thing (weird neighborhood I admit). The damn thing just vaporized. We couldn't find tiny shards of glass, let alone larger pieces. With all the burning and making things go kaboom, I'm surprised neither of us lost an eye or even just singed an eyebrow.
  8. A Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performance. They were straining their necks at the back of the crowd trying to get a glimpse. The performer noticed so she stepped onto a platform and asked if they could see now. Their response was. Oui Si Ja
  9. Why to people hate us lazy people? It's not like we did anything.
  10. Show me the steamed dumplings you got...
  11. White people
  12. How else would you hold a bag of poop? Do you hold it in your palm to feel the warmth and texture?
  13. Well that's disturbing.
  14. What is with (some) women drivers who don't pay attention with what's going on around them, who then deliberately speed up and try to close the space between their car and the one in front when I've already had my blinkers on for the past 30 seconds and have partially moved into their lane?
  15. You'd be surprised. Quite a few institutional holders out there. Vanguard WTF.
  16. Let's take a slightly longer perspective
  17. Paging JD Vance. JD Vance please report to Japan.
  18. Well my wife married me. So there is hope is for all you 1s out there.
  19. When is couch fucker’s term up? Would he still hold on to his senate seat if his term was ending?
  20. Why does Jesus gotta be white? Well, she got NEAR climax, but didn't reach climax. So yeah, she has a right to be pissed.
  21. I don’t Twitter, but the lot of you who do should go love his tweet and encourage him to encourage his community to do the same.
  22. You'd be bored if you killed them all in one night. Shoot a few today, one tomorrow and three the day after. You'd have months of entertainment.
  23. I think it would be more fun with a high powered rifle. Take 'em out one at a time.
  24. Yeah, I was gonna go there, but don't want to leave a digital trail in case I run for office in the future.
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