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Superhero

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  1. TIL there is a Saudi version of the Office.
  2. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    I mentioned earlier that Partagaz had the best quotes. I found a few scenes that had me rolling. There is apparently no suitable replacement or synthetic alternative for the Ghorman substrate material. It's not for la ack of effort, Krennic's had the lab in Eadu working overtime all year. I don't know the science... but it's bad luck Ghorman. Dedra. Calmly. Let the image of professional ascendants settle your nerves.
  3. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    Watching R1 now, and the Eadu scene is unbelievable. Unbelievable in the sense that Cassian didn't shot Galen Erso as soon as he was in his crosshairs. Prequel Cassian had not problem killing anyone who got in his way.
  4. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    The emperor responds to Mon’s speech
  5. Is it Christmas already? Thank you Jesus for giving us the gift of a beautiful lawn.
  6. Superhero replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    We have Toto washlets all around the house. My MIL has Toto smart toilet at her place. To me, the main difference is the smart toilet will flush for you. Some have lights, but I have good night vision and know where to aim. I also chose to go the washlet route because if one of them breaks, I can replace one, and not the entire thing. You can still go the washlet route and take it with you / leave it for the next occupant when you leave. You can get a Toto washlet for <$300. You can get a basic cold-water, cold-seat one for easily <$100. But why would you? Big Toto fanboi here. The nozzles on mine can move back and forth for the desired aim. The pressure is strong enough that I usually set it in the middle pressure setting. Might as well get an enema if you go to level 5. And no heated seat and warm water? What are you? An animal?
  7. With so many "Trump fucked you over" executive orders and other shenanigans, which one will the dems use as "private email server" or Bengazi as their attack? That was a rhetorical question. None of them. Because they're the worst at messaging.
  8. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    Partagaz had the best lines in the show. Now I want to go back and watch every episode so I can write them down and quote them to my minions when they get out of line.
  9. Amass net worth (excluding house) north of $4M. Hopefully I'll have fuck you money by my late 50s. But will probably work until my boy is out of college - assuming he goes to college.
  10. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    I really liked (?) Supervisor Lagret's subtle gesture to the guards not to go in after Partegaz shot himself.
  11. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    Krennick pushing her down with his finger was a got damn moment. Up until that point and later in R1 (until the end), he was directing the violence, not doing it himself. We didn't see her laying the charges. I like how it went from Luthen pressing the trigger button Naboo (?), and her pressing the trigger to blow up the shuttles. Yup. The joy in his v-v-v-voice was real.
  12. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    I actually wished they didn't add that line. I know they need it for continuity with R1 and subsequent chapters, but it felt forced.
  13. I’m usually all in for skinny chicks, but yeah, this girl needs a double cheeseburger meal with a shake and large fries.
  14. Superhero replied to CooterBrown's topic in Movies and TV
    Just finished episode 10. Speechless … Putting the kids to bed so wife and I can watch the rest.
  15. I probably wasn't drowning in my own snot, but I stopped breathing. My wife said I was turning purple before I "came to".
  16. Maybe you shouldn't shine this inside your house.
  17. Clawing / pushing / pulling your friend is not proper seizure protocol. Let the person have their seizure but make sure they don't get hurt during the seizure. Loosen tight clothing, move furniture away, put something soft under their head. At least that's what I tell my family and coworkers if I ever have another grand mal.
  18. Only beef I have with this pictjre is dolan’s pile is bigger in the 3rd panel than in the 1st.
  19. Watched Past Lives last night, a movie about what-could-have-been between 2 childhood friends. Moody and honest with a bittersweet ending. Not a movie to watch with your bros, but good movie if you want to chill with your woman.
  20. Who knew you could get emotional watching rocks?
  21. 1,2 1 is ruuuuuudddee!
  22. Unless they’re Asian MAGA. I have a few relatives that voted for Trump because tax cuts and immigrants (irony knows no bounds). I spoke to a few of them lately and they STILL don’t know or don’t care what’s going on the country.
  23. Donating money to a political party ONE and getting daily texts even though I’ve tried to unsubscribe over and over again, and also blocked every number that has sent me a text.
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