Jump to content

Superhero

Legacy Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    4561

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Superhero

  1. Superhero
    Would be better if Clarence and Alito both die and their seats come up this year.
  2. Superhero
    I reached out of the shower yesterday to put my razor onto the adjacent bathtub. Her: You're dripping water onto the bath mat. Me: Yeah, that's what it's there for.
  3. Superhero
    If you're asking do I even lift bro? The answer is not recently. Yes I did lift my son at the time. I said it to be funny, but obviously my sense of humor is not well received here.
  4. Superhero
    I don’t think Biden should run, but 81 is not old as fuck. My dad is 83, sleeps well, eats well, walks 2-3 miles everyday, writes journals and editorials, and his brain is sharp as ever. Granted he’s not trying to run the country with 70+ million notions, but 81 isn’t that old AF.
  5. Superhero
    Not to mention elbows on the table, and feet on the chair. Trust me, I tell my daughter EVERY SINGLE MEAL and she still eats like she’s raised by wolves. Or the full size man who picks the kid urinal because it’s the first one he sees, so my son does the pee pee dance while the dude with a enlarged prostate drips urine for the next 3 minutes minutes.
  6. Superhero
    Day 4 into intermittent fasting. It does not suck as much as I expected. I've always been nonchalant when it comes to breakfast, but had a bad habit of snacking after 10PM. I've been going to bed earlier (side benefit) so not eating between 8PM to the following noon isn't as hard as I expected. I want to get back to my 2015 weight when my son was born. It's just 5-7 pounds, but with my workload lately, it's easier to achieve weight loss through diet rather than working out.
  7. Superhero
    Random Tire Doing Random Things thread is that w.. Never mind, these are people with death wishes.
  8. Superhero
    Call me Maybe
  9. Superhero
    FIFY
  10. Superhero
    Just slightly smarter than the people on the side of the road watching rally races.
  11. Superhero
    If I had only watched the video without reading the words, I wouldn't have remembered the color of the horse.
  12. Superhero
    People who call me between 12PM and 1PM. Not as much as people scheduling meetings between 12PM and 1PM. But holy hell, this is the only time I can step away and not think about work (other than post on Surly). Leave me alone.
  13. Superhero
  14. Superhero
    What's the best part about a hooker dying while you're shagging her?
  15. Superhero
    Rocket Mortgage running ads telling people to take home-equity loans to cover everyday expenses (grocery costs going up). The US does not need any more debt. If you can't afford groceries, then it's time to put the smoked salmon and ribeye back on the refrigerated section, buy store brands, eat chicken, rice and beans.
  16. Superhero
    We hired one for my grandmother’s funeral. I wanted to shove that microphone down her throat (the professional cryer, not my grandmother), then beat my aunts for hiring her.
  17. Superhero
    Oh shut up. Where is Marty? Marty’s on the toilet. lol
  18. Superhero
    I’m sure the feeling was mutual. Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me. Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.” Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work. I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead. She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come.
  19. Superhero
    I call bullshit. Women don’t apologize.
  20. Superhero
    More scared than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
  21. Superhero
    Audio books that don’t have digital bookmarks. I’m listening to Stephen King’s Insomnia. I am on minute 836 with another 703 minutes to go. Most audio books will let you navigate to particular chapters. Some are just moronic.
  22. Superhero
    In Irvine, there are 2 MacArthur & Main intersections within a mile of each other...
  23. Superhero
    Well well, look who's back to her old ways.
  24. Superhero
    Entered into the volatile world of NVDA. I've never bought only 7 shares of something. The previous low was when I bought 45 shares of META.
  25. Superhero
    What do you call an orphan's selfie?

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...