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  1. Superhero
    You rang?
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    To add to traffic talk. Driving in LA in the rain and dark is an absolute shit show. The freeway striping is faint, and the reflective markers are almost non-existent. I’m surprised there haven’t been more accidents with the amount of rain we’ve gotten the past 4 days.
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    Can’t get worse than this
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    When my daughter was selling cookies, I put a sign in the office break room with QR code that went to a google form which had my Venmo account. I had her deliver the cookies, but why sell cubicle to cubicle when you can use technology?
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    He never said she didn't cut off his arms... Maybe he's typing with a stick between his teeth.
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    First half of course.
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    Robert Deniro, Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone. I would like Sharon Stone to “help me with this”. Sharon Stone in Casino is peak hotness.
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    Getting old sucks

    Superhero replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    I’m misplacing / losing a lot of things lately… My umbrella a few weeks ago. It seems like I’m looking for my AirPods every other day. I’ve lost 2 small pocket knives, and I’ve been looking for my car key since yesterday… Some of it is just carelessness, but something something Alzheimer’s.
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    Wrench Y’alls’ moms were too soft on you and it shows.
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    Or Ikea shopping carts that have 4 swiveling wheels. Seems like I spend 95% of my energy keeping it going straight, and the remaining making it go forward.
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    Junior will cremate and sell his ashes to MAGAts and use it to buy cocaine.
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    Peak Sharon Stone. Basic Instinct or Casino?
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    Not going to quote the pic again. But that cameltoe is bigger than an actual camel’s toe.
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    I go camping at Joshua Tree with the dad / daughter group. The bathroom is a large outhouse. Smells like an outhouse, but messier, because little girls are messy. The worst place I took a shit was outside of Kirby Lane Cafe on January 1st 1998. I probably had a stomach flu. I went outside to fart and promptly shit down my pant leg. It was the last time I sharted until last December.
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    Or an Asian toilet.
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    "In California, this product may cause cancer, birth defects other other." I live in California. I don't want cancer or birth defects after I'm dead. Hard pass.
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    FIFY
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    RIP Carl Weathers. I’ll get a stew going in remembrance of you.
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    Meth face and navel ring. WNB.
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    Lies. Kevin calls bullshit. This is Kevin.
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    Actually I'm not smart enough to day trade or sell puts/calls; and am more of a buy and hold guy. I've pretty much stuck with the household names and they've kept me in the black (except for Netflix, which has stabbed me in the back repeatedly)... My portfolio is primarily AAPL, AMZN, BRK'B. GOOG, MSFT, SBUX, META, TSM and some index fund EFTs. The under-performers are MNST (only because my sister works there), JNJ and MMM. I don't try to time the market, and just dollar cost average in. I bought AAPL, AMZN and GOOG many years ago and have followed the mostly ups since then.
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    My kids brought home some thin mints. After they went to bed, I ate the last 2, then rubbed the crumbs across my teeth. It's like cocaine to me.

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