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Superhero

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  1. Problem with 1-800 contacts is they’ll bombard you with emails and call you on the phone a few times to let you know your prescription is running out and you better order another 10 boxes.
  2. Almost like a Club Med. Except at a Club Med, the guy is wearing a speedo.
  3. What is this? The itty bitty titty committee?
  4. Ballast
  5. And I counter with Yamajesty Asiyan Ryleigh Krimsom Phoenix Madylin r/tragedeigh is hilarious.
  6. Hey. Whatever it takes to reduce carbon emissions in the US. MAGA buys the Teslas, other people buy Japanese and German hybrids / EVs. Yay earff.
  7. The beginning of the solo could have been mistaken for a EVH solo, then the middle was pure Nuno in terms of melody and sound, but technically, it was a first (?), That's why everyone's jaws dropped.
  8. Reverse DEI hires
  9. I eat snatch on occasion, but unlike KFC chicken, I don't crave it fortnightly.
  10. Is it on a company CC? If on a personal credit card, can't she just expense it later on?
  11. I thought this was a kink shame free board.
  12. Probably belongs in the Music board, but in my opinion, Nuno Bettencourt is the best technical guitarist out there, even at 58.
  13. Actually I can go without bacon, ham or pork chops. But you can take carnitas from my cold dead fingers. Thanks. TIL
  14. I've listened to a few podcasts / watched documentaries, and octopi are fascinating creatures. They have 3 hearts and 9 brains - one in the head and each tentacle. They can squeeze through any hole that's bigger than their beak. They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running. Female octopi will stay with their eggs until they hatch, which in some cases take over a year. I've actually stopped eating them because I have a lot of respect for them... even though grilled octopus over charcoal with a splash of lemon juice is amazing.
  15. I bet more than half of the world would be rooting for Canada.
  16. If we get into a shooting war, would it be wrong to root for the Canadians blowing up the white house?
  17. From the Googs. HALF of aluminum used in the US is from Canada.
  18. Those are the ones through the city. They'll probably do a cooking camp and I'm sure there's a VBS somewhere in between. Kids are expensive, but wife also got a fat bonus + another bunch of stock. So I don't feel so bad.
  19. @immamac can we get a vomit emoji around here parts?
  20. With the cost of labor in Bali. I can hire someone who’s singular job is to kills spiders around my villa, and walk in front of me to clear any webs.
  21. Don’t underestimate the hand strength of masseuses. Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee. She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity.
  22. You show be more respectful talking about @Brisketexan like this. He has more internet points than you.
  23. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again. I had a POS VW Jetta that I couldn't wait to get off my hands. My fiancé (now wife) had a Jetta that was in the shop every 3 months. I finally put my foot down and got her a new car. Her choice of small SUV was a... Nissan Rogue. Nowadays, whenever I see a Nissan, I just think "STFU, you drive a Nissan Altima". I remember when the Nissan Altima came out in the 90s. They were the cat's meow, toast of the town, comparable in quality to a Lexus but far cheaper. Now they are an embarrassment. (Sorry if you drive an Altima. But STFU, you drive a Nissan Altima)
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