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Superhero

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  1. lol. Just changed the name of my front door.
  2. Yes. My company built the new Kansas City Airport. It is awesome.
  3. I have a Kershaw Cinder that I carry as a EDC knife. It’s small, just a 1.4” blade. So small that I regularly lose them. Well, I found one this morning in a suit that I haven’t worn in several years. Great way to start a day.
  4. I don't think Buc'ees has franchised to Russia yet.
  5. My 12 YO tower computer (yeah right?) under my desk was getting really shitty speeds over wifi despite the router being <10' away. Speed Test showed 15-20 MBPS. Luckily I had an extra mesh router (eero) with an ethernet connection. Set it up and my speed went up 10x. Now I get to read the nonsense on Surly without having to wait an extra few seconds for the pages to load.
  6. Osteoporosis is real. Drink more milk, less Chardonnay.
  7. Childless cat ladies.
  8. Yeah, ain't no way. BUT, those guys at the NFL combine can get some air. I get about 5" on a good day. 4" if you ask my wife.
  9. @Brisketexan?
  10. Can’t have just Asian and other smart people in Yale. Gotta mix it up with some dumb hicks.
  11. Damn. Memories. The Sonics were my team in the 90s.
  12. Staying hydrated in a shower is important. Downing a beer or four in the shower after a long day doing yardwork is the tits.
  13. WAY BEYOND SURLY at this one. I had a lull between my projects so I volunteered to help a team in another part of the country (not Seattle) with their project. Bid date was 08/19 (Who the fuck bids a project on Monday?) Anyway, had to book 2 trips, go there on Tuesday, come back on Friday to attend my wife's grandmother's funeral, fly back on Sunday and leave Monday. Now the bid date is pushed to 08/26 (Who the fuck bids a project on Monday?). My initial thought was to keep everything the same, but push it back a week. But I turn 50 on the 21st, and there's no fucking way I spend my birthday alone in another city. I've told their division president I'll get there Thursday. We'll see what happens. But this whole work thing is really cramping my lifestyle.
  14. Reggie Miller scored 9 points in 8 seconds against the New York Nets. What has Sid done?
  15. Couch fucker being an Iraq war veteran is a technically true, but dig deep and his job was to escort journalists. He was NOWHERE near the front lines.
  16. Andor says hello.
  17. Plenty of Mercedes, BMWs and a few Porsches parked in apartment parking garages. All about priorities.
  18. How does she take that girth?
  19. … then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch. Sacking JD would mean chief dumbass made a mistake. He’s gonna ride with the couch fucker ‘til the end.
  20. I spoke too soon. We just moved offices and I took a dump for the first time in the new space. The seat was lower than at the old office, and even lower than the ones at home. It’s not quite squatty potty low, but I expect things to go more smoothly here. [Putting a silver lining around a shitty situation]
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