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Superhero

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  1. Damn... My company's new standard issue car is a Ford Explorer. This video makes me want o purposefully destroy my current car and ask for a new ride.
  2. Definition of FAFO. Why did he let the baboon get that close to him?
  3. Yes, I really like Will Patton's Holly. If you like Will Patton, he narrates some of the James Lee Burke's Dave Robicheaux series. I'm in the middle of The Tin Roof Blowdown. It's a thriller with Katrina in the background. Really really good and kind of depressing. James Lee Burke spends time on describing landscape, weather and people's dress. It sounds kinda silly, but it really sets the mood.
  4. Over the past year or so I've listened to a lot of SK. Here's my list in order of preference... Pet Sematary - by FAR the most terrifying The Shining - terrifying Mr. Mercedes series - really good Dr. Sleep - really good The Outsider Misery - awesome The Institute Salem's Lot Fairy Tale - pretty good The Shawshank Redemption - the movie strayed a bit from the book toward the end If it Bleeds Duma Key - pretty good 11/22/1963 - pretty good, dragged a little Elevation - short story, somewhat interesting The Running Man - WTF, the movie is ABSOLUTELY nothing like the book, and the book is awesome. The Langoliers - meh Dark Tower series books 1-3 - a beating The Body I have Christine on my shelf, Cujo and Tommy Knockers in the cue, and hoping to someday get through It and The Stand.
  5. I got through 10% of book 4 before I tapped out. The first 3 were just a beating compared to his other works. Which audio book version do you listen to? The only version I've listened to is narrated by Will Patton. I've listened to about 40-50 audiobooks so far and he is BY FAR the best one. His Holly Gibney is really good from Mr. Mercedes through If it Bleeds. I'm hoping he will continue to narrate the SK books.
  6. I will happily contribute my 5lb of belly fat towards our GDP.
  7. Looks like it happened down undah' https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/new-report-reveals-critical-detail-in-what-caused-a-fatal-helicopter-crash-at-sea-world/news-story/276c642465d4b27b32057c4d6b62a8b6
  8. Dude is the love child of Armybrat and John Bonham.
  9. Watching my kids play Super Smash Brothers. Between the music, characters, explosions, the screen zooming in and out, helpers, special moves, this is the most hectic over the top game I’ve ever seen. I’m amazed how they can keep focusing on the game play. I can also see myself getting seizures if I tried playing myself.
  10. The boy did another run today. Broke the 25 minute mark. There was another little kid younger than my son that was 2 minutes faster.
  11. I ended up getting the Cannondale Trail Plus for my boy. It got pretty good reviews and was on sale at REI. There were better reviewed bikes (Woom) but I also didn't want to pay over $500 for a bike that he's going to grow out of. Still looking for a bike for my daughter. She's already 4'-8" and the pediatrician thinks she'll be over 5' by the end of next year, so I'm debating whether to just get her a 26" bike.
  12. Way too slow. From that distance, you're probably shooting a 50 caliber bullet. Those go a lot faster.
  13. That's a rough looking 45... He was probably pooping on the possum before he ate it, because... Florida. Nothing is shocking anymore.
  14. I bought a carton of milk while I was grocery shopping. When I get home, the first thing she said was "Why did you get milk? You know I go to target where it's cheaper! How much did it cost?" Me: "$5.49." Wife: "I can get it at Target for $5.29!" Me: "Are you serious? I bought groceries and am cooking dinner, and the first thing you do when I get home is give me shit about spending 20 cents more for milk?" Wife: "Well, I'm just telling you I can get it cheaper..." She'll drive 10 minutes to save a dollar, but more than happy to spend $2700 for a pair of earrings.
  15. My email address is Dick.Smallz@gmail.com * I was getting email for DickSmallz@gmail.com. This guy took scuba lessons in Australia and took Uber rides in Dubai. Recently I got emails from Walmart to (I'm presuming another guy) addressed to DickSmallz@gmail.com confirming he bought underwear... According to the emails, the guy's name is Dick Smallzarella. According to Google, I "own" all the emails regardless of the dots, e.g. Dick.Smallz; DickSmallz; Di.ck.Sm.allz So why is it letting other people register a similar email? * Not my real email, but you all should email it and see if it bounces.
  16. So poor she can't afford plastic surgery on her nose.
  17. 10 years ago, I convinced my dad to take his money out of CDs and let me invest it for him. We opened a joint account and it’s worth north of $1M now. He’s always insisted he’d rather donate all his money before giving it to my sister or I. Joke’s on him because I took his name off the account. Not really. But he now says I get to keep it. So… I guess I have enough to have 2 chicks at the same time.
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