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    10 years ago, I convinced my dad to take his money out of CDs and let me invest it for him. We opened a joint account and it’s worth north of $1M now. He’s always insisted he’d rather donate all his money before giving it to my sister or I. Joke’s on him because I took his name off the account. Not really. But he now says I get to keep it. So… I guess I have enough to have 2 chicks at the same time.
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    I was a very occasional social smoker during / after college. I guess most of the people I was around smoke Marlboro lights, so that was what I had. During high school, I liked walking behind this girl who smoked Marlboro reds. I’m not sure if it was the smoke, or because she had an amazing ass. Either way, it was stimulating.
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    I don't care how jolly Mrs. Claus is, but she's still old and fat. WNB.
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    TRUTH SOCIAL lost $73M, not Trump himself. It probably lost $73M because Trump paid himself $73M.
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    Yeah. Well. Nobody wants to go to Waco.
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    The Running Man movie is NOTHING like the book other than sharing a few names. As with most film adaptations, the books is so much better.
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    I was at a birthday party with lots of helium filled balloons. Several of the irresponsible adults borrowed a few and had about 10 minutes for absolute tear-inducing joy. If you haven’t tried it before, I highly recommend it.
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    Those were awesome. Did anyone know him IRL? Would love to have him here. Also, are there web archives for the MS Paint threads?
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    It's the leftover liquid from a pack of hot dogs.
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    Furk. Just got an email saying all schools in the district are going virtual tomorrow and possibly for the rest of the week. (The kids have all of next week off as well). We’re far enough from the fire that our kids’ schools were supposed to be open tomorrow. But out of “an abundance of caution”, they are keeping all the schools closed. Which makes no sense because the adjacent school district has a few schools closer to the fire than our schools, and they remain open. Schools in other parts of the country have snow days. We have asbestos days. 😡
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    Now do Donald.
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    That's cool. But is it better than a Great Wolf Lodge? So you were just... hanging out? I'll let myself out now. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your server.
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    Let's cut to the most important part of the video shall we?
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    Money Fucked up an otherwise brilliant album.
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    Read the next 4 responses (also from NPS). Make sure you listen to the audio. https://www.nps.gov/edis/learn/photosmultimedia/hear-edison-talking-doll-sound-recordings.htm
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Is your daughter a hotdog?
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    I'll admit it...
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    If you haven't visited the National Parks Service twitter account, it is up there with El Arroyo's sign.
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