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Superhero

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  1. There was a 1 month period when the batteries started failing one by one on the 10+ smoke detectors. Of course they never started during the day because that would be too easy. Standing under a fire alarm waiting to hear if it's the one beeping, not being sure, then standing under another one to hear if that one is chirping... sucks ass when it's 3AM.
  2. The NATO response was/is infuriating at best. Hemming and hawing about old MiGs, tanks, long range missiles, F-16s, etc. I know there is no obligation for NATO to help, but if you’re gonna help, then REALLY help instead of holding your dick hoping things will turn out okay.
  3. Switching to Google Calendar on my iPhone and noticing the icon stays at 31. (The iPhone’s calendar app icon changes everyday to show the date and day of the week) Not so trivial is having about 10 Apple devices, using Google Chrome and other Google apps, and a house full of Amazon Echoes that all excel in what they do, it’s hard for me to commit to just one ecosystem.
  4. The arm belonged to the guy in the middle. You can see a red spot at his shoulder. Probably his arm socket.
  5. Answers to the name Spider-Man or Batman.
  6. Probably asked to talk to the manager as well. What do you call a male Karen?
  7. I love my Nespresso coffee maker. It’s nice to have a fresh cup of coffee at home in the morning without having to brew an entire pot that no one else in the family drinks.
  8. Watching TV in a hotel room with the video settings improperly adjusted and everything looks like a daytime soap opera.
  9. On behalf of my parents who live in Taiwan. Fuck no.
  10. Dude has AMAZINGLY long shins. Or he has Barbie feet.
  11. Joe versus the volcano A river runs through it
  12. I'm the opposite. This past weekend I shit enough to break the waterline, flushed (almost clogged the toilet with just fecal matter). After the water slooooowly went down, I dropped another regular weekday sized turd. Maybe my body is just making space for the junk I'm going to eat on the weekends.
  13. Do not taunt the happy trail. But honestly, still a bad look on 5’4” 120lb nymphomanic.
  14. I drove by a Chevron gas station that had a Krispy Krunch sign on the Extra Mile store. I’m very suspect of gas station food, but it was a real, lighted sign (not a banner or poster). I’m going to try it next time the wife and kids are out.
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