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Superhero

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  1. Lead technician managing electromagnetic directional equipment for customer base.
  2. I have the kids to myself for an entire week while my wife is on a business trip to Asia. So far I've only yelled at them once to get off their iPads and clean up. But otherwise it's been drama free. We're in day 2 of 6. May God have mercy on our souls.
  3. Got a text from my sister earlier asking if she could borrow my car later this month. Me: Sorry, can't. It's a company car. Why do you need it anyway? Her: We're going to Temecula for a wine festival. There are 6 of us going, and need a bigger car. Me: Did you say wine festival? DEFINITELY not then. Her: What if I get a designate driver? Me: ... Her: I guess my friend and her hubby can "drive". They both have Tesla Ys that they say can drive themselves. She's a senior director at a fortune 500 company. Great at her job, but can sometimes be dumb as a rock.
  4. Dodge Charger driver. Color me shocked.
  5. If any of you have a Truth Social account, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spam it with a message along the lines of "I took some money out of my 401K and bought another 300 shares of Trump stock, who's with me?"
  6. Rum and Coke. Had too much of it during high school. Never again.
  7. I have the advantage of understanding about 80% of the dialogue, but am still looking at the subtitles just so I don’t miss anything. It’s a bit too stylized with too much CGI for my taste, but still more interesting than other stuff on Netflix and Prime right now.
  8. I KNEW he looked familiar. FINALLY figured it out today. Mike Johnson is Tim Templeton. Tim Templeton is Mike Johnson.
  9. Taco Bell items just the same 10 or so ingredients packaged differently. Prove me wrong.
  10. Let us be that guy for you. Post pics.
  11. One of the twat comments said it looks like he's wearing a diaper.
  12. Why would you? Why would anyone?
  13. Those are some big bags of sand. Undefeated
  14. True. But sitting in a bubble with your family enjoying an amazing lunch when it’s 20 something degrees outside is awesome. 1, 2
  15. Tough call. Is this before or after tax? Does the $4,000 adjust with inflation? Probably take the $2M and I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.
  16. Worked 10 days straight (including an all nighter) with another 2 days to go. Had a Juice Force (9.5% ABV) followed by a few fingers of Talisker and now with some Johnny Walker green. Probably have another whisky before I go to bed. Decisions decisions. And yes, I need to upgrade my whisky game, but tonight is quantity over quality baby.
  17. It’s been decades since I left Austin, but I remember some fun times at Maggie Mae’s even after college. But by then I spent most of my time in the warehouse district… Do those places still exist?
  18. Does it have to be natural causes? Because it would be just as great of their death was unnatural… *wink* *wink* *nod* *nod*
  19. Sitting at a shade under $34. Down 9.5% for the day. It's only going to get worse.
  20. I nearly had holy shit moment yesterday. On my commute to LA, there is a narrow tunnel with sidewalks on both sides. There was a homeless guy who bent over to do something and I had to swerve a little so I wouldn't turn his melon into mush. He pulled back right after I drove past him. I think he also had a pant-shitting moment on his end.
  21. Yeah, except you can close "windows" on Jarvis.
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