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Superhero

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Everything posted by Superhero

  1. Maybe the cops should arrest him for knowingly hiring illegals.
  2. That's bullshit. I work in construction and our company was took every precaution to keep our workers and our subcontractors workers safe. Maybe you work for a shit company.
  3. lol?
  4. Why wouldn’t you? I bookmarked your wife’s onlyfans account. She’s a dirty one.
  5. Delete post. Ban user for not looking above.
  6. Reminds of this So nope. Not gonna ride on anything that makes me wanna puke. Getting old sucks.
  7. I count 2 1/2 fo' sho' black people in the crowd. Is that Obama on the left? Then 3.
  8. Driving a Toyota while my car is in the shop. The backup camera on a 2024 Toyota is embarrassing. The camera on my 2020 Chevy looks like 4K compared to the Toyota's camera.
  9. Wut?
  10. So you don’t like drinking for free, on the company’s time? Okay.
  11. I schedule my staff meetings every other Friday at 3PM. It’s usually a short look ahead, and time to discuss lessons learned from the past 2 weeks. Around 3:45, the ice bucket gets filled, and the whiskies are poured. By 4:30; there usually a collection of about 10-15 people from various departments unwinding from the week and chilling with a drink in their hands. Most people look forward to my Friday 3PM meetings. Your previous boss just sucks.
  12. I also wonder if management thought the cleaning crew was deep cleaning that particular office. ”Hey, is it just me? Or does it always smells like chlorine in here?”
  13. If you don't have stuff bookmarked, that's on you.
  14. It is a PPV event. You can watch it with a 3-year subscription to Trump Media for just $30/month.
  15. Peyton Manning’s sketch on SNL was great.
  16. *shudders*
  17. I know we're ragging on him for dropping that ball, but Xavier Worthy dropped a sure-fire TD pass in the Holiday Bowl as well. Granted Xavier Worthy was not a POS to his team and coaches.
  18. $6 per box? Damn inflation. Cookies were $5 per box for the 4 years my daughter sold them. So glad we're I'm done with selling cookies. But now I need a local hookup. Anyone know of any young girls I can bother?
  19. Dude riffed so hard, he was ON FIRE!
  20. Or just cut off the crust... PS: Don't google pics of starving children as a funny meme because you'll feel like a bad person, which is probably already true.
  21. He'll also slap you around and ask you to join a game where you'll likely die.
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