Driving a Toyota while my car is in the shop. The backup camera on a 2024 Toyota is embarrassing. The camera on my 2020 Chevy looks like 4K compared to the Toyota's camera.
I schedule my staff meetings every other Friday at 3PM. It’s usually a short look ahead, and time to discuss lessons learned from the past 2 weeks. Around 3:45, the ice bucket gets filled, and the whiskies are poured.
By 4:30; there usually a collection of about 10-15 people from various departments unwinding from the week and chilling with a drink in their hands.
Most people look forward to my Friday 3PM meetings. Your previous boss just sucks.
I also wonder if management thought the cleaning crew was deep cleaning that particular office.
”Hey, is it just me? Or does it always smells like chlorine in here?”
I know we're ragging on him for dropping that ball, but Xavier Worthy dropped a sure-fire TD pass in the Holiday Bowl as well. Granted Xavier Worthy was not a POS to his team and coaches.
$6 per box?
Damn inflation. Cookies were $5 per box for the 4 years my daughter sold them.
So glad we're I'm done with selling cookies. But now I need a local hookup. Anyone know of any young girls I can bother?
Or just cut off the crust...
PS: Don't google pics of starving children as a funny meme because you'll feel like a bad person, which is probably already true.
I'm so fucking stupid. I was looking at a printed document with tiny text. It was difficult to even read with my reading glasses on.
My thumb and forefinger moved toward the sheet of paper, and I tried to zoom in...
I'm becoming senile.
Sad that I wasn't paying much attention to Texas football during that time. Would have liked to see more of Sam in action. The greatest hits on YouTube are pretty fantastic of him as a player and Longhorn.
How did he drop to the 6th round in the draft?