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Superhero

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  1. He's ain't got that loving feeling.
  2. Somalis were called "skinnies" in Black Hawk Down. Americans in general are overweight. By becoming Somalia, our population can slim down and we can say goodbye to Ozempic. /silverlining
  3. I got mad at my daughter for not contributing around the house, so I gave her the task of loading the dishwasher every night. She complained about not knowing how to load the dishwasher, at which point I yelled at her saying "Figure it out! Your not stupid! If you still don't know, ask mommy, she'll teach you how to do it!
  4. NGL. I’m totally in love with that Texas Tech girl. Has anyone doxxed her? Because I need her address to uhhh… send flowers. Also. The title is this thread is “Quite possibly the dumbest thing ive seen” You’re missing the word “yet” at the end of the sentence.
  5. Wait a second. You said yoga shorts. I just googled yoga shorts and yeah… I’ll be in my bunk.
  6. Captured the essence, but Luanne needs the correct chola brows.
  7. Go back in time before electricity and fire, and go over after sunset.
  8. On one hand, I'm glad I still have my Taiwanese citizenship, so I can say with 50% conviction that I am fucking embarrassed of my US citizenship. OTOH, the Taiwanese passport won't matter if/when China invades the island. Fuck me.
  9. UN Resolution - International Day of Hope. Non-binding, kinda silly / waste of time vote, but still... here is the vote tally. In favor: 161 countries, including pariah states like North Korea, Venezuela, Iran, Myanmar... Absent: India, Paraguay, Peru, and Türkiye Against: The US of fucking A. Even the Third Reich would have voted in favor. https://internationaldayofhope.org/un-resolution/
  10. This administration... can only be characterized as incompetent, racist, imbeciles and bullies. Fuck them all.
  11. 1/3 of the way through Adolescence. The acting is really solid, especially the kid who plays Jamie. Stephen Graham (the dad) will always be Tommy to me.
  12. With me, it's not a problem.
  13. Followed a link to my FB page, and saw there are 10+ friend requests from Asian hotties. Their FB pages are all the same... a few pictures of flowers and cityscapes and shit. A few posed photos. That's it. Seriously, what are they hoping to accomplish with these?
  14. At my office happy hour last Friday, we had over 10 people and at least 8 different bottles of whisky / whiskey. The fanciest bottles so far were Eagle Rare and Macallan. Most people bring the $60 - $80 bottles, which can get you a decent bottle to share with coworkers.
  15. Opened a bottle of Uncle Nearest. Not bad, but not good either. It has the slightly metallic taste trust I associate with Makers Mark. Not as strong, but strong enough that I won’t buy it again.
  16. This. I like pumpkin pies, but just smelling pumpkin spice makes me want to leave the room.
  17. Any suggestions for a small mountain bike for my 10 YO kid? He currently has a Cannondale Trail 24", but he took out my wife's REI CO-OP Dirt 1.1 yesterday and had an absolute blast. His legs are muscular and he easily handled the weight of an adult bike. I'm looking for an intermediate bike for him, something to last him until he's 5'2 or so before I get him a full on 29" bike. I don't want to spend too much, but don't mind going up to $800 or so if he gets 2-3 years on it. Any suggestions would be great. Thanks. FWIW, we're riding a dirt / gravel trail by my house. The first part is fairly flat with maybe a 50' rise over 3-miles. Then there's the 2nd half of the trail with moderate / steeper parts that go another 100 - 150' or so. I'm sure he'd love to go on the steeper slopes, because just the way he is.
  18. Going on a mountain bike ride with my son. He's 10 years old and not even 5 feet, but he took my wife's bike and rode it better than she ever could.
  19. This is why they’re cutting personnel at the IRS!
  20. The word engineer is abused. Custodial engineer? Sanitation engineer? Where does it end? There are electrical engineer, structural engineers, mechanical, aerospace, civil, soils, etc. You know? Like people studied 4 years or so at a college or university for these degrees. Some HS drop out mopping puke off in a locker room floor is not an engineer.
  21. Trader Joe’s was a yoga pants rich environment this morning.
  22. Not just airports. Everywhere.
  23. And where exactly is this salon?
  24. Down $70K in my brokerage accounts today.
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