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Superhero

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  1. Was debating between buying SMCI and NVDA. Glad I bought NVDA because my heart couldn't handle this crazy volatility.
  2. That's a sweet RX-7 in pretty good shape. Restore the pain and put new rims on it, and I'd drive it everyday.
  3. Space LEGOs were the best. Mostly gray blocks (note 1) that you could build whatever you wanted because there were regular size with few "custom" shapes (note 2). 1 - I'm kinda OCD (?) and didn't want to mix too many colors, so 70% - 80% gray blocks were awesome. 2 - The new LEGOs are terrible. So many small pieces that are semi-custom to the thing you're building. You can't really build anything big using all these tiny pieces. So in conclusion, LEGO bring back those Space LEGO kits from the 80s.
  4. It is. For whatever reason we use different kits than the “national” standard. We’re allowed up to 3” talk and 6 ounces in weight.
  5. This is my kid’s entry to a local pinewood derby race. My son did most of the sanding and the easy painting. His sister put on the final touches.
  6. At my office.
  7. Touche. Just trying to say 81 YO is not old as fuck.
  8. Would be better if Clarence and Alito both die and their seats come up this year.
  9. I reached out of the shower yesterday to put my razor onto the adjacent bathtub. Her: You're dripping water onto the bath mat. Me: Yeah, that's what it's there for.
  10. If you're asking do I even lift bro? The answer is not recently. Yes I did lift my son at the time. I said it to be funny, but obviously my sense of humor is not well received here.
  11. I don’t think Biden should run, but 81 is not old as fuck. My dad is 83, sleeps well, eats well, walks 2-3 miles everyday, writes journals and editorials, and his brain is sharp as ever. Granted he’s not trying to run the country with 70+ million notions, but 81 isn’t that old AF.
  12. Not to mention elbows on the table, and feet on the chair. Trust me, I tell my daughter EVERY SINGLE MEAL and she still eats like she’s raised by wolves. Or the full size man who picks the kid urinal because it’s the first one he sees, so my son does the pee pee dance while the dude with a enlarged prostate drips urine for the next 3 minutes minutes.
  13. Day 4 into intermittent fasting. It does not suck as much as I expected. I've always been nonchalant when it comes to breakfast, but had a bad habit of snacking after 10PM. I've been going to bed earlier (side benefit) so not eating between 8PM to the following noon isn't as hard as I expected. I want to get back to my 2015 weight when my son was born. It's just 5-7 pounds, but with my workload lately, it's easier to achieve weight loss through diet rather than working out.
  14. Random Tire Doing Random Things thread is that w.. Never mind, these are people with death wishes.
  15. Call me Maybe
  16. Just slightly smarter than the people on the side of the road watching rally races.
  17. If I had only watched the video without reading the words, I wouldn't have remembered the color of the horse.
  18. People who call me between 12PM and 1PM. Not as much as people scheduling meetings between 12PM and 1PM. But holy hell, this is the only time I can step away and not think about work (other than post on Surly). Leave me alone.
  19. What's the best part about a hooker dying while you're shagging her?
  20. Rocket Mortgage running ads telling people to take home-equity loans to cover everyday expenses (grocery costs going up). The US does not need any more debt. If you can't afford groceries, then it's time to put the smoked salmon and ribeye back on the refrigerated section, buy store brands, eat chicken, rice and beans.
  21. We hired one for my grandmother’s funeral. I wanted to shove that microphone down her throat (the professional cryer, not my grandmother), then beat my aunts for hiring her.
  22. Oh shut up. Where is Marty? Marty’s on the toilet. lol
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