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  1. Taking a dump in my kids’ bathroom, and realizing there isn’t enough shoulder room and I keep knocking the toilet paper holder. Then stepping back to look at the situation, and realizing the builders installed the toilet bolts a bit skew.
  2. Okay Khalil Mohammad Bin Laden.
  3. Change to 1mm and you are correct.
  4. There was another video from the sideline where it was abundantly clear that the lineman pulled him over the goal line. Not sure why Sark didn’t protest it.
  5. My wife won’t admit it, but her new lotion smells like cat litter.
  6. Do her nails. Sure. Mmm Hmm.
  7. Sloppy José.
  8. D'oh! So much for the best and brightest... meant to say "Microsoft Is Simple". There's the misperception that people getting H-1Bs are paid less than American workers, and that's simply not true. The company has to advertise the position for 60 (?) days to see if there are qualified people to fill the position, AND, the company has to pay a prevailing wage for the position. I know that because I was paid the same shitty amount as my American-born coworkers. All this talk about lower pay, indentured servitude is bullshit. Whoever who parrots this needs to get their facts straight.
  9. Had a few friends in that major. Basically it was learning Microsoft Access. Not even SQL. We called it the “Microsoft Is Easy” degree.
  10. So catching up on this thread... I actually agree with Elon and Vivek in the sense that we should be offering work visas to the best and brightest. Then again I'm biased because I came to the US on a F-1 (student visa), was recruited and got a H-1B > green card > citizen, yada yada. Was I the best and brightest best in my class? Probably not, but definitely in the top 10%. Looking back, I got lucky because in the mid 90s, everyone was going for an EE, CS or MIS degree and there was a death of civil engineers. From several economic podcasts, there are a lot of fucking brilliant foreign students doing PhD level research in the US that are looking to move to Europe because they don't think they'll get a H-1B visa. Retain the best to keep the US at the forefront of scientific research. Let the MAGA prom queens serve you wings at Hooters.
  11. I have a man crush on Carlos. NTTAWWT Also, he’s been a good team mate and a professional the past year. That goes a long way.
  12. Must no CR Must not CR Must not CR
  13. X 2,5,1,4,3 1 and 2 are interchangeable.
  14. Are you watching the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? Like I tell my kids, pee before the movie/car ride/flight, even if you don't have to go.
  15. You sit in an aisle seat in the movie theater?
  16. Nose looks crooked and potential snaggletooth. WNB.
  17. I’ve made the drive from LA to Vegas in 3 hours. I idea how I managed that. OTOH, we drove home from Vegas to LA yesterday afternoon. Traffic in the other direction was miserable. Would not be surprised it took them 6+ hours. (My record is 9 hours).
  18. My company is building a football performance center, aka practice building and fields. Trust me, they are NOT broke when it comes to their football program.
  19. I’m going to sleep in my own bed tonight after a week of travel.
  20. Reminds of this
  21. Ferrari gave Sainz the car he drove in his first Grand Prix win. https://www.si.com/fannation/racing/f1briefings/news/carlos-sainz-gifted-his-first-grand-prix-winning-car-in-heartfelt-ferrari-farewell-01jfykfybnk6 Pretty awesome of Ferrari for doing that. But they should’ve signed him for another 2 years instead of bringing in Hamilton.
  22. Username and what not.
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