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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Dressing in the dark and putting on the wrong belt and having to sit in an all day meeting sucking in your gut because otherwise the belt around your waist hurts like hell. Or could just lose weight, but it's easier to buy a bigger belt.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
In high school, we were drinking at a friend’s house and decide it would be a good idea to steal a bicycle stand / cigarette billboard (there was such a think in early 1990s Germany). We walked it back to his house at 2AM and wondered why we did it because he didn’t own a bicycle.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Recreation of what Mrs. Superhero did yesterday. Except she used the white queen instead of a more modest pawn.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Heard it was at a church picnic.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Watching ear wax removal videos with my kids and wife standing over my shoulder. Solid 10 minutes of ewwwwww. no way! oh my! that's so gross. disgusting. ooouuugghh.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
I’m an idiot. Coulda just scrolled up. Delete post. Ban user.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Can someone share the YouTube video with all the plays? TIA.- Chapt GPT’s list of smartest posters on surly
I actually don't spend too much time on the Football board. Most of my quality time is on lulz, Daily Texan and Cloak Room... yes I'm a masochist. Don't shame me.- CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
- Chapt GPT’s list of smartest posters on surly
No. ChatGPT got this one right. Remember it's looking for the smartest posters.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Where is @futureman to say this is clearly sped up more than 2x? Caleb, mama needs to go. The train is leaving soon.- Chapt GPT’s list of smartest posters on surly
This list is bullshit without @Brisketexan- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Older Asian women who praise kids in front of their friends, siblings and peers, without acknowledging the other kids who are present. My boy is good looking with cute dimples. He’s gotten a lot of compliments from our friends, and especially from older Asian women who don’t have filters on their mouths. Cool, say he’s handsome, but don’t say it in front of his sister, and then say nothing to her. Yeah, unfortunately she looks more like me so she’s never gotten any compliments or her looks. But she’s MY daughter and I think she’s pretty with a great smile. I just feel bad for her when her brother gets all the attention.- Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
When (when not if) do the rebels start turning on each other? Alliances don’t matter and the region will have another humanitarian crisis on its hands. Humans are the worst.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
A robe is incomplete without a wizard hat.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Did they show the Star Wars Skeleton Crew commercial? It seemed like a shitty show that I won't watch.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Keep running that ball!- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Watching on Youtube. Looks like I'm on a 30 second delay.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
We can always start on the first play. Take a roughing the passer to set the tone.- Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Those milkman overalls look fucking stupid.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
How's the brisket? Because in the end, that's what I miss the most.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Ha! Jokes on him. In Japan, women actually pay money to get crooked smiles .- Feral Pigs - how do I get rid of 'em?
When shooting sows and piglets, do you just not lead them as much?- Beginner electric guitar
This thread is 6 years old. What did you end up getting, and is she sticking with it? Also, at this point, your daughter is probably over 18… so pics? - Texas vs A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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