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Superhero

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  1. "In California, this product may cause cancer, birth defects other other." I live in California. I don't want cancer or birth defects after I'm dead. Hard pass.
  2. RIP Carl Weathers. I’ll get a stew going in remembrance of you.
  3. Meth face and navel ring. WNB.
  4. Lies. Kevin calls bullshit. This is Kevin.
  5. Actually I'm not smart enough to day trade or sell puts/calls; and am more of a buy and hold guy. I've pretty much stuck with the household names and they've kept me in the black (except for Netflix, which has stabbed me in the back repeatedly)... My portfolio is primarily AAPL, AMZN, BRK'B. GOOG, MSFT, SBUX, META, TSM and some index fund EFTs. The under-performers are MNST (only because my sister works there), JNJ and MMM. I don't try to time the market, and just dollar cost average in. I bought AAPL, AMZN and GOOG many years ago and have followed the mostly ups since then.
  6. My kids brought home some thin mints. After they went to bed, I ate the last 2, then rubbed the crumbs across my teeth. It's like cocaine to me.
  7. Is NDVA trajectory going to the moon? I have a CD maturing at the end of the month and looking for a home. I could put half of it in NVDA then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities. Bought 380 shares over the years at an average of $128.
  8. Im getting a lot of spam texts from her campaign asking for donation. Should I throw her a few bucks just in the hope she has more time to piss on Trump and hopefully cause him to have an aneurysm?
  9. Anyone understand why the premiums on these are so high? $3 higher than a silver eagle.
  10. Meta up 20% today. Big turnaround since I bought it (last year?). At one point, was down 30%, now up 100%.
  11. I have a $100 face value bag of Franklins. I'm planning to keep it, maples and libertads. All other silver will be exchanged for gold (or more Apple stock).
  12. I pushed an Asian person down the stairs yesterday.
  13. Dear Abby, Our sex life is pretty predictable... not in the sense of frequency, but in what happens first, second, etc. Recently she got mad about something and said she's done sucking dick, period. Should I leave her now? Or at least wait until the kids are off to college?
  14. You gotta say @Vic Mackey 3 times to summon him.
  15. There should be a standardized signal using car horns and/or brights to tell a dumbass they need to turn on their lights at night. They should make that part of the written DL test. I blame stupid people. I also blame the interiors of modern cars being so bright that people think they’re exterior lights are on as well.
  16. Every small country and terrorist organization is taking notes… Was it in a Tom Clancy novel or elsewhere where the US wargamed a conflict with Iran. The general/admiral of the “aggressor group” completely whipped a carrier group using asymmetrical warfare - motorcycle couriers to communicate instead of radios, launching anti-ship missiles and waves after waves of small boats loaded with explosives. This was before flying and naval drones were even a spark in someone’s imagination. This is why I’m nervous about what’s going on in the ME. Narrow waterways without much room to maneuver, cheap anti-ship missiles, flying drones and naval drones, longish range artillery. It’s not IF a warship will be sunk, it’s WHEN Hopefully I’m just ignorant, but I hope the US armed forces are diversifying their weapons systems to not only combat conventional planes, tanks and missiles; but also against the smallest of targets because those are the ones that will fuck things up in a hurry if we’re not prepared.
  17. Yeah. Well maybe you should put on some pants. [neighbor] He was asking for it [/neighbor].
  18. I have a Nespresso Vertuo machine which is great for my purpose since the rest of the family doesn't drink coffee. The pods are expensive, but I've been refilling used pods with coffee and sealing then with foil lids that I buy off of Amazon. At the end of the week, it'll take me about 30 minutes to clean and refill the pods, all the time while watching a show. It's a nice way to wind down from the weekend and also saves a lot of money.
  19. Superhero

    So what?

    /Bernard
  20. It wasn't too long ago when BTS fans urged other fans to "sell out" Trump's rally in Oklahoma. Imagine the damage Taylor Swift can do if she mobilized her fans.
  21. Every computer mouse should come with a "back" button next to the thumb.
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