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Superhero

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  1. Go Poland! Kick Russia's ass. /no CR
  2. They’ll actually only waste 30 seconds.
  3. So the American kid.
  4. Me: “So tired. Couldn’t fall asleep last night. I’m going to take a nap after we get back from the turkey trot. Wake me up at 10:30 so we can go to lunch.” (We get home at 9:30) She spends the next hour clomping around the bedroom doing something. Finally closes the door at 10:28 to let me rest.
  5. 3rd shelf on the right seems a little empty.
  6. 8, 2, 3, 6, 9, 1 5, 4, 7, 10 Why did I just waste 5 minutes on this ???
  7. Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    BIG tracts of land!
  8. Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    My 9 YO will drag his mattress into his older sister’s room on the weekends and breaks from school. They’ll talk and laugh until they finally fall asleep. Yesterday it got too late and I told him to come sleep in my room. He said to my wife “I don’t mind. Your bed is more comfortable. It’s like im being upgraded from premium economy to business class. (he’s never been in business class so I don’t know how he made that connection)
  9. Heard that on NPR a few months ago... OB doctors and nurses are leaving states with strict abortion bans. I'd be interested in tracking the life expectancy between those living in red and blue states starting from now. I wager the people living in blue states live longer.
  10. /LeopardsAteMyFace subreddit is also good if this thread isn’t enough for you.
  11. Red Trolley FTW. 805 if I’m out doing yard work. But they probably get their hops from Europe, so prices may still go up. Wrong. A few of my friends have Glocks. It’s weird that previous versions of Glocks are permitted, but not newer versions.
  12. Did Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce come up with this? Because BRAVO!
  13. Must be very hungry chickens. On that note, I’m going to throw up the roast chicken I just had for dinner.
  14. Dude. She sounds HOT. Post pics. There are rules.
  15. Superhero replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    I’m proud to announce the bathrooms (2 of ‘em) are fully renovated with Toto K300s on the cans. There is absolutely no reason to leave the house with a dirty butthole.
  16. There are rules.
  17. Me to the kids: Hey guys, it’s 9:30. You need to turn off the TV and go to bed. Me to the wife: Why are you still watching TV with them? It’s time for them to go to bed. Wife: I told them at least 2 times to turn off the TV and they won’t listen. Me: You’re the adult in the room. You can turn off the TV yourself, but you’re just sitting there watching with them! *tone*
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