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  1. Superhero
    Good thing she’s wearing a hijab, because Allah forbid men getting horny by seeing a woman’s hair.
  2. Superhero
    Most of the hotels I’ve stayed at recently have opted to use pump size shampoos and conditioners instead of the little bottles. This way I don’t run out of body wash, and it’s probably better for the environment not having thousands upon thousands of little bottles in the, but landfills. The downside is not having the little bottles when I go camping, but that’s a trade-off I’m willing to make.
  3. Superhero
    Good to know. I’m guilty of running on fumes more often than not. But then again, I’m in a company vehicle that I keep until it hits 150,000 miles. At the rate I’m driving, I’ll have it for another 11 years. Maybe I DO want to run my tank dry.
  4. Superhero
    Does he lose SS protection if he exiles himself? Inquiring minds what to know.
  5. Superhero
    Hair is the not the problem. Have you actually been around Iranian women? They are some of the most stubborn, scariest, and passionate in all the wrong ways females to be around. I’d light my dick on fire before crossing a Persian woman.
  6. Superhero
    Didn’t get any traction in lulz, so giving it a shot here…
  7. Superhero
    When they run out of long range missiles. No one knows.
  8. Superhero
    The guy from Queensryche. Don't remember or care to find out his name, but he had a great range on the Empire album. Is this just rock singers? Or singers in general? Because Annie Lennox, Arena Franklin and Whitney Houston belong in the conversation.
  9. Superhero
    People who have gender reveal parties.
  10. Superhero
    I have a few grand for the kids and emergencies; also have a few pounds of silver around the house. But I stopped carrying cash since the pandemic and don’t really see a reason to start again.
  11. Superhero
    Ha! Too bad for her I’m here with her to make sure she doesn’t slut it up with the nerds.
  12. Superhero
    Never seen these in hotels before. The hotel is next to the Toronto conference center. I guess it’s for when you hook-up with people you meet at conference. Not particularly useful for this conference that my wife is attending. 100s of unattractive math (statistics) nerds calculating the probability of banging a stranger is 0%
  13. Superhero
    Yes. Absolutely yes My kids chew with their mouth open at times. I have to constantly remind them. It’s gotten to a point I’ll take away their food or tell them to spit out their gum. People who use the word bruh. People who watch Fox News. Guys with old timey mustaches. People who let their kids make a mess at restaurants. My coworker who brags about everything.
  14. Superhero
    I hear you broseph
  15. Superhero
    And by cash, you means shells on a string right? In case I have to explain my joke. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_money
  16. Superhero
    Who still uses cash? Cash free since 2020.
  17. Superhero
    JP Morgan has stopped processing Russian grain export payments. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/russia-says-jpmorgan-stops-processing-170254121.html Sorry for long cat.
  18. Superhero
    Butter face
  19. Superhero
    I’ve taken a lot of Uber rides the past 5 years, and just encountered the worst. driver. ever. Some young kid in Hyundai SUV. We had a few suitcases and just kinda threw them into the back. Didn’t say a word throughout the ride, didn’t use his turn signal once, start-stop-start-stop, tailgated and slammed on his brakes a few times to avoid an accident. Once we got to the airport, he just stepped aside for us to get our own bags. Didn’t say a word and just left. I don’t expect a limo experience, but drivers can get decent tips if they’re remotely nice. Gave him no tip and 1 star.
  20. Superhero
    That’s almost hypnotic.
  21. Superhero
    Paging @NowThis @NowThis please pick up the white courtesy phone.
  22. Superhero
    Fuck Kayleigh McEnany Marry Jen Psaki Kill Sarah Sanders I'll take brains and an okay face over hot and dumb.
  23. Superhero
    The fake tits are awesome. Her teeth are a little like this. But her tits are awesome!
  24. Superhero
    When the VPs of the company put together an unrealistic G&A budget, and now want me to figure out a "recovery plan" to make up a shortfall of 28%.
  25. Superhero
    Test... Tried posting a screenshot last night, but it didn't work. Seems to work now.

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