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Superhero

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  1. Her pediatrician looked at it for all of 3 seconds and said it was phytophotodematitis, a.k.a. margarita burn, caused by having citrus juice on your hands and then going out in the sun. There's a chemical reaction that causes the skin to darken. Apparently my daughter was making lime-aid with her friends and didn't wash her hands properly (understandable because limes are delicious). They spent the rest of the afternoon at the pool where she didn't apply sunblock because she's dumb that way. It'll take a few weeks / months for the skin to go back to normal. Whew.
  2. When the orange dipshit lies, instead of debunking him with the truth, I hope she just says "You're lying, AGAIN" and move on because there's not enough time in the world to debunk all of his lies.
  3. On a conference call between us and our partner architect. A little finger pointing, but holy crap, the same damn talking points have been rehashed at least 5 times by both sides.
  4. Pshhht. Print media is dead to me.
  5. How much money did you make delivering newspapers, or mowing lawns today?
  6. WTF Southern California!
  7. Emailed my daughter's doctor on Tuesday evening. Got a call yesterday and scheduled an appointment for Friday. Getting a referral to see a dermatologist is another issue.
  8. Blink 182. We had free tickets to a suite at SoFi stadium. Didn't like the music and traffic getting out of the stadium is hell. South Austin's mom's list would be like Amiright?
  9. And of course the black penis has to be the largest. [/stereotyping]
  10. Anyone know what’s going on with the skin on my daughter’s hand? Dark splotches developed a week ago, and now it’s starting on her other hand. We have an appointment tomorrow to get an opinion. I’m really concerned.
  11. I’d heat that pool up to kill it, then make a soup.
  12. Those Mormon missionaries will do anything to reach a new community.
  13. And these guys
  14. Friend and I scraped enough black powder to fill a 20 ml glass vial. We put it in an incinerator looking thing (weird neighborhood I admit). The damn thing just vaporized. We couldn't find tiny shards of glass, let alone larger pieces. With all the burning and making things go kaboom, I'm surprised neither of us lost an eye or even just singed an eyebrow.
  15. A Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performance. They were straining their necks at the back of the crowd trying to get a glimpse. The performer noticed so she stepped onto a platform and asked if they could see now. Their response was. Oui Si Ja
  16. Why to people hate us lazy people? It's not like we did anything.
  17. Show me the steamed dumplings you got...
  18. White people
  19. How else would you hold a bag of poop? Do you hold it in your palm to feel the warmth and texture?
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