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Superhero

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  1. Smells like Jay Leno.
  2. I got a real problem with you people. And by you people, I mean the entire OL
  3. Wasn’t Wisner the downhill runner last year? What happened?
  4. I should neg you for that. But don’t want to piss off future president Doomlet.
  5. Obviously you have never had bad food poisoning from eating Peruvian street food that looked suspicious but was really tasty and you had to finish all of it even though you knew better.
  6. I've been in a funk at work lately, like nothing I do seems to move the needle, just a cog in the machine. Which is not a feeling a director level person should be feeling, but here I am. A few recruiters have been reaching out, and the fact I'm even entertaining those calls makes me think I'm ready for a change.
  7. This morning in the kitchen. Son: We should get new place mats like the ones at *uncle's* house. Daughter: Yeah, I like those, but let's not get orange. They're kinda ugly. We should get something like tan or khaki. Son: Bro. Khaki just gives off old man vibes. I look down at my jeans, glad that I wasn't wearing my khakis today.
  8. SEC is strong to quite strong
  9. Insurance bills, like property tax statements are legit grievances. How people park is pretty trivial.
  10. The Western bracket is weak. Having Popeyes and Chick-Fil-A in the same bracket is bullshit. They should be playing for the trophy.
  11. D is the correct answer. You have Mediterranean, sushi, ramen, curry, pho, persian, xiao long bao, pan fried buns, Korean BBQ, probably some goat dishes from one of the 'stans and mutton from Australia. B has Italian food.
  12. That must've been a bitch to find. I've taken my kids shooting model rockets. I've downgraded from C- to B- rated motors because they are impossible to find if there's any type of wind.
  13. yeah... that's not the type of reaction I'd give if someone showed me jizz covered rabbit turds.
  14. Aggy jizz sauce?
  15. My boy learned something at school today. ”Did your know chickens poop and pee at the same time?” *raises his leg to show a dog peeing on a tree motion* ”I call that peeping”.
  16. Heard on some podcast that saying please and thank you requires additional computer processing. Not much, but it adds up. So you decide whether you want to contribute to global temperatures rising or being added to “the list” when our AI overlords decide who dies, or are converted to human batteries.
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