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Superhero

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  1. Every country that Trump is imposing tariffs upon should promote their Miss ____ to become their top diplomat / special envoy to the US because he will say yes as long as he thinks he gets to fuck them. Unfair to the woman who is subjugated to the idiot, but sacrifices for the common good and what not.
  2. We had the same discussion during lunch. Promise you'll do shit, then slow play it until Trump dies, and hope JD Vance or Steve Bannon doesn't take over and call you on it. Of the 5 of us who were at lunch, 2 are hard MAGA, 1 is feeling the leopard's breath on his face, and the last shared my opinion that we're headed into a recession because of DOGE and tariffs.
  3. Holy shit. That's not... What is that? Oh, no no, it's dogs blood.
  4. Tesla will be hurt the least by this tariff. So
  5. The driver looks like Mitch McConnell with a 'stache.
  6. Superhero

    Getting old sucks

    Took the kids to see my parents in Taiwan. My 84 YO dad lost another 10 lbs or so since I saw him last. It started with getting covid, then having bad GI issues where he was afraid to leave the house in case he sharted (again). He tried everything for the past year without results, but seems like he's having success with a regular dosing of probiotics and enzymes. With that said, he's still a trooper. He still has a healthy appetite, and he gets his steps in everyday. There was a day when we did 15,000+ steps together, and he kept up with me for the most part. Other than the shocking weight loss the past year, he looks great for an 84 YO man. We visited some family friends, and even though they were around the same age as my dad, they all looked old AF. Hopefully I inherited some of the same genes, and not ones that caused my grandparents to die of cancer, high BP, dementia / alzheimers, high cholesterol, diabetes, etc.
  7. Wrong movie. You know what we do with people who quote the wrong movie?
  8. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
  9. We have 2 at our church. One of them has a very opinionate wife, so who knows when he'll crack. But maybe he's taking some of that nitrous oxide himself, because he is sooooooper chill.
  10. #teamshark Stay out of my house, and I'll stay out of yours.
  11. I’d take a 10 year old Toyota over that chick.
  12. Watched Gladiator 2. It sucked donkey balls compared to the original. Also watched Parasite. Not sure it deserved best picture, but it was entertaining and the old guy in the house was unexpected and ironic.
  13. S1 was perfect except for the AK47s used during the Aldani heist.
  14. I get a bunch of texts in Chinese. Should I respond to see if they are sexy asian women looking for a green card?
  15. Or shower. There are the "good" billionaires like Buffet, Mackenzie Scott (Bezos's ex), Melinda Gates etc. who donate heavily to charitable causes. But Elon and the Koch brother are welcome to reconsider their life decisions.
  16. You pulled a Superhero move selling low and buying high. I liquidated some silver at $28, thankfully I traded it in for gold Maples which have shot up. FWIW, I went back to see my parents last week. They know I own some precious metals, so they offered me more. I brought back some silver commemorative coins and a old coin probably from the early 1900s. I also brought back a gold necklace and a ring that once belonged to my grandfather. The ring has our family name on it, so I'll probably pass it on to my son when he's old enough to understand its keepsake value. They had more rings and a few bars weighing probably 2 ounces each which they'll bring when they come visit over the summer.
  17. Good for you for training your boy right. I told my kids several times during the trip that they better get their ass up if they saw an old person anywhere around their seat. My son gave me the "Yeah daddy, you already told us a million times." and I'd respond "Great, now I'm telling you for the million and oneth time." Those young'uns wouldn't even give up their priority seats that were reserved for the olds, pregnant women and disabled. I'd like to speak to their parents for their parenting failure.
  18. One more rant while I’m recovering from jet lag… On the subway, most young’uns will stay seated while an old person is standing next to them. We took the subway a lot on this trip, and my 84 YO dad stood more than half the time because kids (teens thru 30s) either didn’t notice because they were doom scrolling, or simply didn’t care for the elderly. I gave up my seat to anyone who looked older than me, and insisted they take it NOW before a kid sat down. Even my 75 YO mom gave up her seat to someone who looked older and frailer. On one of the trips, a seat opened up and a 20 something kid went bee lining towards it. I physically blocked him and told him the seat was for my dad. Little fucker. Overall the people there are nice, but shit like this makes my blood boil.
  19. Asian airline flight attendants prove that you can be gorgeous and great at your job at the same time. I think we set our expectations too low on US carriers
  20. People who stare down at their phones while walking. Seriously, walk a bit faster, get to where you want to go, then scroll to your heart’s delight. I was walking behind a woman the other night. I sweater god that she got within 1’ of a wall, looked up surprised, and then quickly maneuvered around it. My daughter and I were cracking up and pretended to do the same every time we walked past the same spot.
  21. But where are the titties? I know breastfeeding takes a toll on the titties, but c’mon man, try to fill in an A cup (and I’m not even a boob man).
  22. One more… When I was in primary school, I was invited to Natalie’s 11th birthday party. She got really sick last minute, and her mom had to apologize to all the parents who came to drop of their kids. I coulda swore she said they’d have a make up party in 2 weeks. So even though Natalie didn’t come to school for 2 weeks, I thought I’d show up at her door, dressed in a big orange plaid shirt, Michael Jackson pants and a leather studded bracelet. Her brother answered the door and said “Uhhh. Natalie’s still sick. We’ll let everyone know for sure when we’re going to have the make up party.” Good thing my dad didn’t drive away right after dropping me off, or it would be been even more awkward.
  23. My wife totally think it’s not funny when I text her this 👉👌👉👌👉👌
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