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  1. Superhero
    Ha! I know the owner of G&G demolition. Helluva guy and his wife is a total milf.
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    Problem with Michigan is the Arab American diaspora is sitting this one out. I have a coworker who's family lives in Michigan, and they HATE the Biden Administration. Of course they also HATE Trump. So that's why there's the uncommitted movement in Michigan. In 2020, the more of the Muslims in Michigan voted for Biden instead of Trump. If they sit out this one, it could hurt Harris more than Trump.
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    I was rushing so didn't look at the route options on Apple Maps to get from my house to LA. Just talked Siri and went on my way. The fucking app took me on a tour of LA area freeways. I could have taken my usual route and be there in about the same amount of time (maybe even quicker).
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    My kid introduced a new Gen Alpha term to us yesterday. Wife to son: “Hey, do you really want to run the 5K next month?” Son: “Yes. Some of my friends are also running, and I want to cook them.”
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    Hahaha. I’m a man of many talents and responsibilities. I also have good jizz that created amazing kids. Wait ‘til you see what my kid said about the upcoming sports event!
  6. Superhero
    Make sure you cc the raccoons, possums and fire ants.
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    I don’t know how many times do I have to say this… White people.
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    I mean it LOOKS cool, but seriously, how long will it take to fully charge a solar-quartz battery/capacitor? 5 minutes in direct sunlight? If you wear it outdoor for at least a few minutes a week, that power reserve will be stuck at full. Might as well just make it an appliqué on the dial.
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    Is that a power reserve indicator on a quartz watch?
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    Office manager last week: "BTW you're leading the inclusions and diversity events this month, you should have gotten some emails already." Me: "Wait a minute. What? What emails?" HR coordinate today: "So how's it going on the D&I stuff. Did you get the emails?" Me: "What emails?" HR coordinator: "Lady in Seattle was supposed to send you emails. Here, I'll forward you the emails and link to materials."
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    I used to go with the wrench Why the wrench? Cause fuck him, that's why. - Will
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    Shoot, if we're stereotyping, did I also mention I'm teaching my son exponents? He's figured out 2 ^ 11 but still struggles to tie his shoe laces. Oh, I don't have computer geek skills. I'm just good at looking at advertisement emails.
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    I love Micro Center, which IMO is the best computer store hands down. Walk in, and it's complete geek central complete with acne, greasy hair and Mountain Dew. During covid, they had tons of monitors when they were in short supply everywhere else. Recently, I had been actively looking for a computer to replace the current rig. Micro Center sent out a sales email, selling a Lenovo Legion game rig for sale for $800 so I snagged it. The same rig with the equivalent GPU (RTX 4060 vs Radeon 7600) is $1,330 on the Lenovo site.
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    I ran into my son’s Jiu Jitsu coach today. He probably has 50+ kids in the studio, and even though I’ve only spoken to him once, he knew who I was. I asked how come my kid is sometimes in the back corner with the advanced belt kids instead of with the other white belts. The coach said for a kid being 3 months in the program, he’s doing well and wants him to learn more advanced techniques instead of just the white felt stuff. Totally impressed that the coaches are paying attention to the development of each kid instead of just lumping them with other kids with the same amount of time in the program.
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    I ran into the dumbest employee at Home Depot today. I went in to get baseboards for the renovation. 2 each 7’ boards. 2 each 6’ boards. The 7’ boards are clearly the same length, but he measured both of them to be sure. He then measured both 6’ boards… Then he did the math: 2 x 7 = 14. 2 x 6 = 12. 14 + 12 = … he pulls out his phone to add those up because he didn’t trust me when I said it’s 26. I guess if my brain ever regress to an 8 year old state, I can still get a job at Home Depot
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    Me still awake in our office area that’s just outside of bedroom. She went to bed first and leaves the door open, then asks if I can dim the lights because it’s too bright. Now I’m in bed on my phone scrolling silently the dark, screen brightness all the way down. She just asked if I can turn off the phone because the light is somehow penetrating her eyelids and she can’t fall asleep.
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    A little background. I'm 50, have a relatively youthful face, and a head full of grey / white hair. So I went to our LA office. I don't have a key, so need to sign in at the security desk. The 2 guys at the security desk look up and start talking about my hair. Amongst the comments: "Damn, that's some good looking hair" Thanks? "Do you dye it or is it natural?" It's natural. "Have you ever gotten compliments?" Yeah, over the years. "Any from young women? Because I bet they'll your hair." Not really, no sugar babies have approached me to be their daddy. "Aw man, you need to step up your game with the young ladies." My wife will kill me if I stepped up anything. Thought that was a funny exchange, especially the last parts. I'm ugly, maybe a 5 on good day, but I got my hair going on for me. Which is nice.
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    Any opinion on smart toilets? My wife wants a non-so-cheap Woodbridge or Horo. For the price I’d rather get a tried and true Toto toilet and bidet seat. It won’t looks as nice, but there is no history on these brands and who knows how reliable they are.
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    Where did Vance learn to tie a tie? I did a better job when I was in elementary school. School uniform holla. Walz got it right. That dimple is
  20. Superhero
    Is that far from Ukraine? Because it seems like Bernaul is far from Ukraine.
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    BTW, this was a REPLACEMENT because the contents of the first box were damaged. I chatted with someone on Amazon and they said to dump everything and they'll credit my account. No need to send back.
  22. Superhero
    Was not expecting that and I actually LOLed.
  23. Superhero
    When everyone in the band / worship team / whatever is hitting their groove and the feeling of pure joy that is impossible to replicate. It’s up there with the first nervous kiss with my wife, holding my kids for the first time after they were born. It’s just truly magical.
  24. Superhero
    How is the person who shipped this box still employed?
  25. Superhero
    The emu story and Christmas "I put his fat ass up there" story are neck and neck.

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