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Superhero

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  1. Their fault (your loss) for putting outlets for people to plug in and squat for the afternoon.
  2. “Oy! You can’t park there!!!”
  3. Do the eye for an eye thing. You intentionally or accidentally shoot someone? The other person is allowed to intentionally shoot you in the same spot, no more no less. If you die you die.
  4. I asked my coworker what he did over the weekend, and he said he went to a memorial. I told him I was sorry for his loss (thinking it was his aging FIL), but he said no, it was a memorial service for Charlie Kirk. My coworker is a good guy and we get along as long as we don’t talk about politics. But he can’t help himself but to make things political if any conversation broaches climate change, science and the economy. (He’s the one who said the sea level would only rise 2 inches if all the ice in the world melted.) (The answer is actually over 200 feet, but he doesn’t believe the Antarctic ice cap is over a mile thick because scientists only said that to get grant money from the Biden administration, ignoring the fact that scientist have been saying this for years, even under non-Democratic administrations.)
  5. Nothing really to add, but just want to say with regard to the thread title…
  6. That boy is going places.
  7. I'm 51 and was asked at the grocery store if I'm 65 because I can get a 10% senior discount. I stupidly said no. I have a head of white hair, but I also had my 10 year old son with me. They probably just thought he was my grandson.
  8. It would have been even better if she couldn’t decide what she wanted to eat and asked him to pick a place.
  9. NGL. I have a man crush on number 55. His hair is amazing.
  10. I think this covers a few common themes here
  11. Kinda depends on when you get to the office. If you get in at 7, then yeah, 3PM sounds about right. I get in around 8, and am usually ready for a drink around 4PM if it wasn't so frowned upon by my boss. OTOH, Friday 3:30PM, the ice bucket is filled and the bottles come out.
  12. My neighbor got a quote from Anderson for $85K to replace their windows. We have the same house / layout and replaced ours with shitty Simonton windows for $21K.
  13. Went out to a country western themed restaurant for our anniversary dinner. My wife wanted me to learn how to 2-step and line dance. It seemed like a lot of the songs had their own dance. Why? Also, quite a few MILFs on the dance floor. No pics because wife was next to me the entire night.
  14. You come across as a petty asshole and fit right in here.
  15. How has this song not been brought up already?
  16. Dodge RAM, Charger, Challenger Durango. Actually any Dodge.
  17. 15 bullets, 50+ people. Chance of getting hit is < 30%. Let's go!
  18. Parents took a shitty photo last night so I can't see the condition. But they didn't wear these for long before they put them away. They still have the box and papers.
  19. What do you do that you need to work 2 or 3 back-to-back 12 hour shifts?!?! Aren't you a zombie even after 1 shift? Or does the company provide Monster energy drinks, meth and cocaine in the break room?
  20. If I had to pick, 2,1,3. But if I had $1.5M, I'd disappoint all 3 at the same time.
  21. My cousin and his family moved back into town a few weeks ago. He grew up in the OC but moved to China 10+ years ago for work. Now he’s back. He’s not the most responsible person and I wonder how they’re getting by since him and his wife don’t have jobs at the moment. But he’s always fun to be around and the glue of the family. If I die of alcohol poisoning in the next few years, it will because of him.
  22. Random video I saw yesterday led me down this guy's youtube channel. I liked these 2 videos since he copies the style of shredders playing over a few well known songs. I'm not familiar with all the shredders, but he got Zakk Wylde, Joe Satriani and Steve Vai down.
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