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    TIL that trans people can also become saints. Saint Michael, or more appropriately Saint Michelle, was clearly born a man with a Polish potato farmer physique, but went on to get facial reconstruction surgery to make it for fem and also grew out his/her golden locks. Good for you Catholic Church for recognizing people’s accomplishments without letting their birth gender get in the way.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Superhero replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    We were playing Scrabble and I put down "CAW" Me: That's 3+1+4 points, double word score, so 16. Wife: Is that a real word? 🙄 Boy: Yeah, in Spanish it means poop, as in my sister is a big caw caw.
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    People changing lanes on the freeway at full speed. I drive fast, but am a grandpa when changing lanes because I'm always worried someone will change into the same lane as me. Just to confirm my paranoia, I was merging from the slow lane to the middle lane, when a full size pickup truck came blazing out of the HOV lane, crossed 3 lanes of traffic and out the exit. I had to slam on my brakes and swerve back into the slow lane or else we would have collided. Maybe 5 minutes later, I was ready to exit the freeway into downtown LA. Let's just say the highway design in DTLA makes I-35 look genius - the 2 right lanes are for cars trying to get onto and off the freeway. Everyone is trying to merge safely, but then this woman cuts into my lane at full speed, then slams on her brakes because there's nowhere for her to go. Again, I had to swerve to avoid another accident
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    My 12 YO computer is on the fritz. Sometimes the screen comes on, sometimes it says nope, not today. I'm eyeing a gaming machine even though I only play Battlefield a few times a month. Cost probably $850. My Samsung fridge has been buzzing loudly, and there is a puddle of water every few days. The repair person said the drains are clogged and he can fix it for $280, but not to do it, because the compressor is about to go. I'm ordering a new one this weekend which will cost at least $1,300. The garage door opener on the 2x door shit the bed on Monday. The guy installed a new opener today for $850. The opener on the other 1x door broke suspiciously while he was here. So that's another $800. Add that to the bathroom renovation that's going to start on Monday... October is going to be an expensive month.
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    Gold to silver ratio since I first bought precious metals. Still looking to trade more silver for gold in the near future. The timing could probably be better, but it's better than January.
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    Can we all agree that this guy should be president in 2033?
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    Wet countertops. A bit less trivial - people who don't take care of office, and do things they wouldn't do at home. E.g. we've been in our brand new, beautiful office space for less than 2 months, there are already coffee stains on the countertops that won't come out. It's partly a poor choice of material, but it's also people spilling coffee and not wiping it off. The microwaves are disgusting even though we have food covers, and reminders in the microwave to cover your food. And I've seen people just brush crumbs off the table onto the floor. Shit that they wouldn't do at home (hopefully), but they do at the office. Makes no sense and pisses me off.
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    White people
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    Or having the same personality traits as your wife.
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    Several pages late to the conversation of Harris courting the Mormons… Most of the Mormons I’ve met, and there are plenty in Southern California, are really nice, solid characters, but can’t bring themselves to vote for democrats because of the abortion issue. The ultimate message the Harris campaign should be, “Fine, don’t vote for me, but don’t vote for that sorry excuse for a shitstain either.”
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    Didn't read The Royal We's last post. Delete post, ban user.
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    The singing on Three Days was also... wow. I listened to a few other parts and he was flat almost everywhere.
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    So in addition to ju jitsu, my boy has been bitten by the chess bug. Once he’s hit his daily limit on Roblox, he’s on to YouTube watching chess videos or on chess.com playing other people. I’ve been playing with him for about a year and he’s been getting better and better to the point that he’s winning at least 2/3 of the time. (And yeah I suck).
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    Her issues huh
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    In Thailand they charge extra $2 for that.
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    We’re about to start renovations and getting materials delivered to the house. Me: Are you gonna be home around noon? They’re delivering the cabinets today. Her: Put them in the garage? Me: No, just have them leave it on the grass outside. * tone *
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    Between my right hand, my left hand, and occasionally my wife, I also fuck a lot.
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    You sound like someone who’s never played would you rather.
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    Would you rather, marry a: 5 who’s been with ~3 partners; 9 who’s a known playa / slut and has been with 100+ people.
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    Went to a restaurant with valet only parking. They wanted $9.50 which is not the problem. The fact that the credit car machine had preset tip percentages at 18%, 20% and 23%. WTF.
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    Is that @immamac ?
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    That's why I'm moving to Vancouver WA when I retire. Wife will stay in CA. Live in WA, shop in OR, wife out of the house. Win, win, win.

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