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Yep. To my surprise, it's become one of my wife's favorite weeknight "we need to grab a bite" places. She digs a good chicken sandwich, and they have several.
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It really is…if it was dialogue from Veep. As reality…not as funny.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Had to run an errand that took me down south Congress. Behind a small work van. Cybertruck drives by going the other way. Van honks to get his attention, flips him off and laughs. I enjoyed the moment. -
The chewiness of gizzards is how we separate strong men from weak men. It’s okay, nothing to be ashamed of, society has a place for you too.
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
Brisketexan replied to Etexhorn13's topic in Food and Travel
I presume yall got Messicans in Tyler. Find their El Rancho or whatever it is, and go nuts. -
Brisketexan started following 2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
Brisketexan replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
University of Glasgow for us. And yeah, the campus totally looks like Hogwarts. But the crowd is much more normal at U of G than St Andrews, and Glasgow is a real city with a great vibe. But yep, the price compared to American private unis he was considering made it a no-brainer economically. And now we own a home in Scotland. -
Based on his age, and some posts he had made about periodic health issues, and the fact that he was genuinely insane…I presume he died a few years ago.
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This was a rock-solid human truth that we learned, and championed, based on our experience and role as “the good guys” in WWII and at Nuremberg specifically. 20 years ago, you could have asked a question about this in nearly ANY course with an ethics component - humanities, business, law, it really doesn’t matter - and the professor would have given an answer along these lines. Today? Our national leadership is LITERALLY preaching that empathy is bad, and empathy is the REAL evil. We spotted what made humans into monsters at Nuremberg. And what are we doing with that information? We’ve decided “we should do that.” Trump’s immigration policy isn’t about “preventing migrant deaths.” It isn’t about “enforcing the law” (remember, a huge percentage of the people they are snatching are FOLLOWING THE LAW by going to court appointments and such). It’s about inflicting terror, asserting total control by displays of raw power, and creating and empowering a military apparatus to deploy against people here in the US (since posse comitatus won’t let him use the traditional military). He wouldn’t let us pass any legislation to solve the problem, because that would have deprived him of an election win and the ability to create his private military to have a reign of terror. Voting for Trump because of concerns over immigration is like being concerned about your dirty house and hiring an arsonist to solve it.
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Yep. I had and shared that thought years ago. I need way too much help managing my life. I couldn’t have an affair without getting my wife’s help to schedule things, and then, she’d be all judgey: “Really? Her? [eyeroll, then sigh]. Whatever. You do you. Just remember to swing by HEB on the way home, we need milk and I have prescription ready for pickup. Don’t forget.” And my assistant would have to help me make sure that my rendezvous wouldn’t conflict with some damned meeting or Teams call or a hearing. “Are you sure you have time for that? You have to be in court in Waco the next morning at 9:00.”
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Jesus. Look at the company we keep. We are aligned with fucking North Korea. That’s really all you ever need to know about this administration. We are the bad guys. Full stop.
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Sounds like we got us two new members of the board of Brisketexan's Enterprise of Utterly Shameless Scams and Grifts and Fraud and Other Nefarious Shit, Inc., gents.
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I mean, that's fake, but if he'd put THIS up, shit...for the first time ever, I might respect him just a little bit:
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I presume the "20" is in reference to "billion." And the answer is "absolutely yes." I have a black turtleneck. I will get on a stage with chairs with chrome arms. We will have me interviewed by a really hot blonde, but she's tastefully dressed. I will speak of our "vision" and "unstoppable, limitless future." After that, my friend...it's all boats and ho's for Slacks and Brisket. I'm thinking that Pescado will be our director of marketing. And by that, I mean he'll be responsible for procuring the ho's that will be on our rented yacht as party favors for the PE types itching to send us their billions.
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When all is said and done, and this era of crime and grift has come to an end, and you and I sit together amongst the rubble, drinking homemade liquor from hollowed out gourds, I am convinced that our greatest regret will be "man.....why the fuck didn't we get in on that shit and get while the gettin' was good?"
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It's evergreen, bro.
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