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  1. What's also evident is that around 40% of us are happy little bootlickers, masturbatorily indulging in an orgy of celebrating fascism.
  2. This woman? Oh, I agree with you. It's going to take hundreds of them. Don't worry. We'll get there. With every act of brutality, every murder, the regime's forces only get more emboldened and willing - and EAGER - to inflict violence on the people. We'll get there. The only way we'll wake up is when the blood flows too deep to ignore. It's stupid, but that's where we are. Every American they murder actually improves our chances (meager as they are) that we wake up and put a stop to it.
  3. There is absolutely a material chance that before 2026 is over, Trump will call in airstrikes against an American city.
  4. True, and also horrific. Because we are talking about people who aren't (well, who SHOULDN'T be) animals. They are actually sworn federal officers, with an obligation to protect and defend the constitution and laws. Because it's true....just like it's true that maybe a woman shouldn't wear a slutty outfit to a bar full of drunk, handsy bikers. But if they rape her....the bikers are fucking rapists and should be fucking thrown in a hole for the rest of their days. If you want to keep your life, or keep from being raped, maybe avoid putting yourself in those situations. But in the end, it doesn't matter, because the crime is the fault of the criminal. So, bottom line, as free people with sacrosanct rights, we absolutely should be able to antagonize the fuck out of an ICE officer. You should be able to stand in his face and tell him in no uncertain terms that he is a gestapo piece of shit, he is worthless, he is a traitor to this country, and the day he disappears from this earth, the earth will be slightly better for his absence. He doesn't get to punish you, beat you, kill you. Because this is the goddamned motherfucking United States of Motherfucking America, and if they can't fucking handle it, they should GTFO. Want to be a murderous uniformed fuckstick with no regard for the law or human rights? Putin will welcome you with open arms. FUCKING GO THERE. LEAVE. GTFO of this country, you don't belong and you are not worthy of staying here. Go where you can live your jackbooted dream.
  5. "ICE murdered her. ICE will murder you. Don't be fucking stupid. Fuck ICE." "They'll come for you, too. It's what fascists do." "Ever wonder why they all lie, all the time? It's because they're lying pieces of shit." Or, just quote (a paraphrased) John 8:44, and cite it (I know what a big Bible-thumper you are -- which actually gives this even greater weight): They were murderers from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in them. When they lie, they speak their native language, for they are liars and serve the Father of Lies. Maybe with a pic of Noem and one of Trump.
  6. How long till ICE beats the fuck out of them and disappears them?
  7. When you understand that these people are literally demons, it all works out. "We will lie. Relentlessly. And you must not question the lies. You must instead obey. You must not in any way interfere with plans or actions to inflict harm on others." If a demon crawled out of the depths of hell right in front of you, would you expect it to say or do anything materially different than MAGA is saying and doing right now? I mean, it's pretty much word-for-fucking-word what one would expect of pure evil in human form.
  8. Y'all are reading the posts of a man who agrees with an organization that shoots pastors in the face with pepper balls from rooftops (in violation of actual policy, in violation of the manufacturer's recommendations, and without any fear for their safety -- they were safely behind walls), an organization that just this week shot another protester DIRECTLY in the face at 3-foot range, in violation of all of those same precepts, and we could go on and and on. Lick. Those. Boots. What a piece of shit.
  9. And if you want to know the story, and the whole story, this is it: "The shooter calls her a "fucking bitch" right after shooting her three times. He shot because he was pissed off, not because he reasonably believed he was in danger." That's all any of this is. The Gestapo, running on rage and power trips. It's not about the law, it's not about any greater good. It's about the fact that the new order of the day, per this regime, is that the people in this country are NOT a constituency to be served. They are subjects to be dominated. And anything that cuts against that ethos is to be met with incredible brutality and deadly force. It's Cartman's "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!" as a national policy, and it's not fucking funny at all. And 45% of America, including numerous people on this board, can't lick those boots hard enough.
  10. In direct violation of DHS policy? Yeah. That car.
  11. Does ICE have the authority to detain US citizens for non-immigration offenses? Does DHS policy specify or allow for the use of deadly force in this situation? Fuck you, and fuck them. These fuckers are CONSTANTLY looking for the opportunity to put their boot on the neck of anyone and everyone who is not a regime insider. The people in this country are not constituents to be served, they are subjects to be dominated. And we the motherfucking people are the sovereign. Not the president, not ICE, not any of those fuckers. WE ARE. That's literally the entire premise and foundation of our government. So if we want to go out on the streets and yell at ICE the truth that they are fascist pieces of shit, and record every goddamned evil thing they do, we can do that because WE THE PEOPLE hold all rights. If you don't believe that, then GTFO. Seriously, GTFO. Go to fucking Russia, where bootlicking is the national ethos, you fit in better there.
  12. So....seems the internet shutdown has throttle actual news coming out of Iran? Any legit updates?
  13. DINGDINGDINGDING! The state already unilaterally changed my name on my TDL because my actual name was too messican (had to go in and get it corrected, so I don't have non-matching IDs). When my daughter tried to register to vote, it took her three tries for them to accept our funky messican last name. None of this is by accident.
  14. No it doesn't. And you don't regret it. This is what "winning" looks like in America 2025. The State demonstrating its absolute, unquestioned power to exterminate anyone and everyone it chooses is a feature of the regime, not a bug. And you fucking like it.
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