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  1. Seriously. It totally checks out that Trump would stan for bro country. Johnny Cash would beat his ass.
  2. "I visited personally with President Trump, and he assures me that nobody has ever sucked his dick and cupped his balls as well as I have." Also.... I'd like to come up with the perfect name for a mediocre white man of no particular merit and zero intergrity. Wadda ya got for me? "Trever."
  3. Maybe one of the worst parts of this whole MAGA movement bullshit is that it has presented us with a cascade of women that no reasonable man would put his dick in. WTF? That's just fucked up. "Make American Men Indiscriminately Horny Again." A bit long to put on a hat, but a slogan's a slogan.
  4. Wait...did you get an advanced preview of our Christmas card this year? Because that's our Christmas wish for friends and family. It's the little things that make life worth living.
  5. But you aren't, you got that order exactly right.
  6. Apparently, overdosing on Trump semen can cause such delusions. These idiots don't even bother to wipe their chin before praising him.
  7. 99% confident that a box or two will be coming home for christmas with the girl. Along with paprika Pringles, to which my wife has an addiction.
  8. Much more likely that Maduro makes a commitment to buy $500 million in Trumpcoin per year, prompting Trump to post: "Invasion of Venezuela CANCELLED. Venezuela commits to NO MORE DRUGS, and free trade with US, at levels never seen before. Maduro is now a great friend of your favorite president, Trump, which means he is now a great friend to AMERICA. American investment in Venezuela is now welcome, together we will MAKE VENEZUELA GREAT AGAIN! NOBLE PEACE PRIZE FOR TRUMP?"
  9. Flush valve follow up....motherfucker and goddammit. I spent a goddamn hour yesterday replacing it. Should have been a 15-20 minute job. Why did it take so long? See that grey plastic nut at the bottom? It's a 4" plastic nut. Nobody has a wrench to fit that. But MOST manufacturers include a circular plastic wrench IN the replacement kit, so you can easily remove the old nut, and tighten the new one. But not Kohler. In fact, the old nut was stuck on the old valve FAST. I looked up hints online on how to remove it, and I was not alone in my frustration. So, how should one remove this? It involved cutting the old valve, and the nut, in multiple places with a goddamn saw. I had black plastic sawdust all over the damned bathroom floor. Finally got it to break, and release the old valve. Once I got that done, then installing the new gaskets and valve took maybe 10 minutes. But to get there took fucking forever. If Kohler had included a cheap plastic wrench (manufacturing cost about 8 cents) in its kit, it would have saved me a shitload of headache. Fucking enshittification. Fucking Kohler. Toilet is all fine now. Yay.
  10. Daughter is in school in Bonn these days, she really likes their Christmas market. Family friends from Koblenz came up today so they could all have a day at the market together. Man, central Europe really nails Christmas markets.
  11. I gotta admit, for as insanely batshit evil and deranged as I - of all people - knew this was going to be, even I didn't have "start a random-ass completely unprovoked war with a major South American nation" on my bingo card. And that's a bingo card that has "launch an airstrike against locations in California" on it. This is just inexplicably stupid and wrong-headed and extra-constitutional and fucking nuts.
  12. ...and two strands of it are down.
  13. Dove season. And yes, dove were moving pretty well that part of the season last year. Got to watch the game, then go out and have an afternoon hunt, IIRC I got 5-6. Enough action to keep things moving, but not a limit or anything like that. Early season early kickoff games are great for that - watch football, then go hunting.
  14. I do love the “I saw people with signs of wealth. Clearly, they’re all in debt.” That’s what someone with a little money says when they are around real money. No, dude….thats what “money” really looks like. You don’t put shit like a private plane on a credit card. And after the Michigan game last year, I was out hunting in the ABIA flight path. The line of private planes coming in starting around 4-5 hours after the game ended…yeah, you dumb aggy fuck, Texas has MONEY. Goddamn these fucking idiots have zero self-awareness.
  15. You fry the hearts. You use the soul to make gravy.
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