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  1. He has. He just likes to pretend they’re not that bad/no big deal. It’s a lie, but it’s one he likes.
  2. Now…imagine a Dem giving Soros this info. Jesus fucking Christ this is as insane and bad as it gets. We are over. We are completely and totally, 100% compromised. We are owned by our enemies.
  3. The slacks were gray. The style was impeccable. You know what I’m talking ‘bout.
  4. You know, they're on to something. I have it on good authority that once you're dead, you don't develop cancer.
  5. "Influencer" busted for sexual abuse of minors and child porn. https://www.mercurynews.com/2025/03/20/feds-influencer-ricci-wynne-has-track-record-of-sexually-abusing-girls-as-young-as-13/ Obviously, he's an "influencer" who has a presence as a drag queen. Wait...what's that? That's not it? It's as something else? I'm shocked.....
  6. Pro tip: after nuking, toast it on the griddle, then top it with half a can of the cheapest enchilada sauce you can find. Shredded cheddar if you have it, maybe a slice of American -- the cheese is next-level, and only if you have extra money for such things. Shit, with tips like this, I am a BESTOWER OF HAPPINESS. I'm giving y'all all the info you need to be happy.
  7. Did the hotel have booze? Porn? Other people making bad decisions? You may have just described a week in heaven.
  8. 1) I have some that I get at Fiesta. Yes, Fiesta. They have a small section of frozen brit food, and they sell little tubes of it -- this stuff: 2) And I also have a pack of the bigger slices, from Marks & Spencer, that my daughter froze and then smuggled to me last time she visited from London.
  9. Didn't do a boil last year. Want to do one this year. May not have a weekend to do so until May 3-4. That's usually a good week or two after we usually do so, but I expect we should still be in the money. Thoughts?
  10. As is blood sausage/black pudding. I have some in my freezer right now - may make it for breakfast this weekend. Never had jellied eels. But....I'd try 'em.
  11. Dead serious. Average looking, not very athletic, drove a shitty car. But I had plenty of game. 90% of it was "listen to/give women your attention, and make them laugh." Shit, if I can do it...ANYONE can. Oh, also, my wife tells me that being smart and having ambition are helpful too -- if your dream is to be a professional video gamer and you act like it....you're not going to get a lot of points with the ladies. Except, apparently, the "anyone can do it" is not true. Lot of really awkward dudes out there.
  12. The Brady Wal-Mart is fine....but it ain't "big." That said, my truck broke down in the parking lot of the Brady Tractor Supply (stupid fuel pump), and multiple people stopped to offer to help, including a leather-skinned chainsmoking gal who actually had an electronic diagnostic tool in the pile of....stuff....in her car. It at least told us that the issue wasn't electric or the starter. Brady also has a Chicken Express, so I can pick up an order of gizzards on the way home. See, and y'all don't think I know how to find happiness.
  13. $1? Fucking Daddy Warbucks over here. Fox DeLuxe $.79 pizzas for the sad, not very delicious win.
  14. America's happiness index just dropped from #24 to #25 with this post.
  15. To be fair....I recall in our college days, dudes paying for Gumby's with a post-dated check. So, "I'll pay you tomorrow for a pizza that I unwisely and drunkenly ate today" isn't a new game.
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