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  1. In the future Authoritarian Dictatorship of Brisketexan, all medications and treatments will be administered in suppository form only. NowThis will be my Secretary of HHS.
  2. Best act to play at Emo's in 1990, no question.
  3. Sir, this is Surly. We rarely speak of anything BUT anal leakage.
  4. This. We have spent decades creating, cultivating, and magnifying the very worst of humanity. That won't go away just because they realize that Trump is a crooked dick. In fact, that revelation may well deepen their devotion. The American people love mean, malevolent dickheads who hurt "the other." They are getting what they want and love.
  5. Also, the wife spoke up over Xmas and told me she doesn't like the El Patio chips -- they're too "bubbly-fluffy." She likes a sturdier chip for her queso snacking. So, back to the On the Border cantina style or the Casa Magnifica for us.
  6. Remember how all the Trumpists constantly freak out about "THA DEEP STATE!!!!"? I remember. Add it to the pile of shit they were never actually concerned about, and are truly just fine with, so long as their Orange God is doing it. They have no principles. None. Not a single one. Other than "whatever the Orange God wills." They are a demon-worshipping cult of hate and pain. And they are going to bring around the end of civilization and possibly humanity. Yay.
  7. Don't think that late September puts you in great position to see the aurora. Best odds are "dead of winter" type timing.
  8. Yeah we can. Form Democrat ICE. Nab all these people off the streets as illegal aliens. Ship them to offshore foreign hellhole prisons within 90 minutes. When the Supremes try to tell us to stop, tell them either "oops, too late, they are already in a hellish prison on Devil's Island, outside of our jurisdiction," or tell them some version of The Rule of Law is for suckers. The rules have changed. Play by the new rules, and play to fucking win.
  9. Counterpoint: we live in a world where MTG is speaking more rational, common-sense thoughts than 99% of our other leadership. We live in hell. Like, actual fire-and-brimstone, Satan-in-charge, HELL.
  10. This. It's bad enough that our society is charging headlong into indulging and celebrating the absolute worst humans doing the absolute worst shit. But no, we actually have to elevate those actions and traits to the level of qualifiers for leaders of society. At this point, if you do NOT have some horrifically fucked up views like this, you simply don't have what it takes to be part of American leadership. This society is on the fast-track to self-immolation, and at this point, the only sane reaction to that will be
  11. Gotta say, this sounds much better than the Hunter Biden Insertion Experience. NowThis didn't sit right for a week after that one.
  12. Neither one of us took pics, but I made my dinner…and then my daughter nodded, approved, and made the same. Cut up chunks of leftover brisket and smoked turkey, reheat. Bowl of Fritos. Top with meat, some Franklin bbq sauce, some Louisiana sweet hot jalapenos, serve in cardboard boat, eat with spoon.
  13. These are next level-good. Not shy on the horseradish at all.
  14. This is absolutely zero surprise. If you were to design a society to maximize our cumulative stupidity as quickly and intensely as possible, it would look EXACTLY like what we have right now. We are pursuing it with a passion never seen on this earth before.
  15. First, it’s “slower than molasses in FEBRUARY,” you commie. Second, @immamac , it’s not our internet. Page is SUPER slow to load. And dcbc and I don’t live together. Not anymore, at least.
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