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  1. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    Also, if any of y’all needed anything from any of your Korean friends tonight, you were hosed. Every Korean within 100 miles of Austin was at this game to see their hero. And…they got what they came for. Uzuni is worthless. $12 million for him to score…6 more goals than I did. And y’all who say “if only we had Vasquez,” he was far from impressive before he got hurt. We get jack shit from our DPs, and it’s killing us. Other things need work, but if you don’t have goal scorers in a game that IS WON BY SCORING GOALS, You are fucked. Sigh.
  2. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    Guys….i don’t think this one is gonna come down to PKs.
  3. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    We sit with Dani’s family, so it was cool to celebrate with them. There. That’s the high point of the night.
  4. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    First goal broke free on an OBVIOUS shove foul to sprig. The play. Happened right in front of us. Stuver screwed the pooch on the second goal. And uzuni is the worst PK shooter I’ve ever seen. He should never ever take a pk.
  5. You can usually just get pork butt steaks already cut? They’re perfect for that dish.
  6. That is one of the most German recipes ever. “First, start with eleventy pounds of potatoes. Then, whatever you do, DO NOT ADD ANY SPICES.” I mean, it looks good enough….but could be improved with some diced jalapeño with the peppers. Maybe some oregano and such? Braised meat and gravy over rice. AKA, the baseline Cajun meal. Love it.
  7. Understand that every last MAGAt will defend this - without any irony - with “but he’s a job creator!” The most powerful force in the universe isn’t gravity, or nuclear energy. It’s cognitive dissonance, and it has overwhelmed everything else in our timeline.
  8. What are "text messages hobbes2702 gets from his wife when she's on an out-of-town work trip?"
  9. It’s our dominant identity. American exceptionalism? Yeah…we’re exceptionally assholish.
  10. The seat should be auctioned off for charity - maybe neighborhood longhorns or something that Scott supported - for each game this year.
  11. But I guarantee you he knows that color they are.
  12. Had to clean out our closet so we could finally get the full closet re-do that the wife has wanted. In the back of my T-shirt cabinet, found this gem, that had gotten shoved to the back and forgotten after being worn maybe once: It’s at the front of the new cabinet, and is in the rotation now.
  13. Just remember: this is who they are. All of them. Some may tell you “that’s wrong, and I don’t support it”….yet they will continue to support it and vote for it without fail. Right, @Enchubben ?
  14. Jesus.
  15. “People call him the Great Gatsby. I don’t know about that, I’m greater. But he really is a tremendous gatsby, maybe the greatest gatsby, lots of people are saying. Really great.” Holy fucking shit. Seriously, what in the actual fuck?
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