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Brisketexan

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  1. I mean…not yet. But for a $20 up charge, I’m listening…
  2. Brisketexan replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Didn’t make this, got it at a restaurant that is kinda my thing platonic ideal for a basic seafood gumbo. We went down to the coast to lay my parents to rest in the Gulf. In the 2.5 days we were there, we ate three times at a very nondescript joint, located in a building that was once a Pizza Hut, that has been a family favorite for around 20 years: Lake Jackson Seafood. One of their standard “specials” is a big bowl of seafood gumbo and two fried fish filets. And yes, the pro move is to break up at least one of the filets and put the pieces on top. The whole deal sets you back around $16. And it tastes like happiness.
  3. Yep, I bought this (and another like it) at auction when they were demolishing the FEC. I did so as a grand romantic gesture for my wife, as our first kiss was at a concert there. Alas, in my angst to make sure I got what I was bidding on, I bid on TWO identical sets. We have managed to find a use for all the other tables except this one. So, would love to put it in the hands of another longhorn fan. It's original to the FEC, so it's used with a ding and knock here and there, but a solid and pretty granite top. Size is approx 2x4 feet (on an oval, not a square obviously). For $40, it's yours. DM me, reply, as you wish.
  4. 1) What is the anticipated profit margin on said plan? 2) How much of said profit will end up in the hands of the Trump regime/insiders?
  5. She actually showed up in the Ukraine thread on Nov 1st, as their joint Halloween costumes were "pilots who hate Russia":
  6. My son is all about that. He is an evangelist for the awesomeness of Georgian food, likes to cook it at home, etc. He has made some dishes here, and it indeed has been outstanding. Full disclosure: he is presently entangled in a situationship with a pretty hot Georgian/German chick, so his cuisine rating may be subject to some undue influence.
  7. Upon finding out that Venezuelan females were killed, Drumpf's sole words of angst for the actions of our troops would just be an exact quote from Heathers: "Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?"
  8. The fact that we are living Reese's words of warning from Terminator bring me zero comfort: "It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!" We humans are very, very, very good at creating killing machines. Instead of pausing to consider "so....MAYBE we shouldn't keep creating scenarios where 'create better killing machines' is the only rational response," we just keep on keeping on. Layer in a psychopathic, religious devotion to "AI" with 100% emphasis on profits and power, and 0% emphasis on humanity or ethics.....well....
  9. Not bad, if you're inuit. Get it? See what I did there? Fucking philistines, I cast comedic genius before you, and you just turn back to your screen to watch another episode of OW! MY BALLS!
  10. Oh, and definitely quoting for emphasis. When oil was in the $90-100 class, the flow of cash into Venezula was fucking firehose-level, turned up to 11. ANYONE could hand out prosperity in those conditions. It reminded me a LOT of Bill Clements and the shit he said in the race for his second term. It was all about how much more prosperous Texas was during his first term (79-83) than during Mark White's term (83-87). Well no shit, Sherlock. Clements took office right as oil prices fucking DOUBLED (thanks, Iranian revolution). A lobotomized monitor lizard could have been governor then and Texas would have still been swimming in money, and said lizard could stand at the podium and say "See, I'm the best governor ever!" Whereas under Mark White, we had a crash, where oil prices dropped nearly 50%. Again, Jesus Christ and Milton Friedman and Gordon Gecko could have been joint governors, and a state budget built on oil prices being twice what they ended up being would have been shitty. So, Chavez built a system and program that he could preach as a great socialist success.....when oil prices were insane. When they leveled out, it inevitably fell apart. He coulda used some Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat thinking and husbanded the cash that was pouring in, but where is the glory (and family/elites enrichment) in that? It's okay, though. I'm sure that the incoming TrumpCo. regime will be wise stewards of Venezuela's resources, will use them to benefit the Venezuelan people, and will not just funnel them off to a small crowd of insiders and family members.
  11. When my folks lived in Argentina, my mother traveled with several of those mini tabasco sauce bottles in her purse at all times. They really did enjoy the food down there, but definitely lamented that the south americans just don't do "spice." Shit, too much black pepper in a dish, and the locals were sweating.
  12. As I mentioned above, populist authoritarianism is populist authoritarianism. The difference between “left” or “right” is insignificant. Our country is cheering on what we just took out.
  13. This. There are two reasons for the regime not to pay attention to politics: 1) They are stupid. 2) Politics doesn’t matter, because the support of the people/voters is simply irrelevant. The regime has power, and will never be giving it up. In this case, it’s option 2, although option 1 is also true. Imagine how a right wing authoritarian regime intent on having power for all time would act, and it’s how this regime acts. Believe what you are seeing.
  14. Agreed 100%, including as to the southern dishes that are indeed excellent. It’s amazing how mid some of that food is. You never have to worry about that happening. You can keep it all to yourself.
  15. Authoritarian government feeding the population populist bullshit aimed at pacifying them/shoring up support against largely ginned-up external “threats,” ensuring that they stand clear of the elites enriching themselves….is the same old shit. The difference between left and right authoritarianism for 98% of the people is ZERO, other than the color of political pin they wear to show loyalty to the regime. And I’ve never eaten road kill, but my dad proudly told the tale of the time his work crew on the King Ranch ate grilled road-kill jackrabbit. They were tired of canned Vienna sausages. So, I mean…I’d try it.
  16. Shades of the same type of stories - from the same outlets/Youtube accounts - about “EUROPE OVERRUN! NO-GO ZONES EVERYWHERE!”…stories I read as I walked around many of the cities they warned about.
  17. Oh, I believe you. Because here’s another important, indisputable take: Venezuelan gals are very often hot and crazy.
  18. Also, a very important, possibly controversial take: arepas and Venezuelan food in general is pretty mid. Arepas are usually kinda dry, and everything needs more spice/seasoning.
  19. Shoulda sung YMCA and some Kid Rock shit, and he’d not only still be in power, but would be in on some Trump crypto scam as well.
  20. The drugs: I love how it’s all about fentanyl fentanyl fentanyl, each boat strike saved 100,000 American lives! And then it became WAIT! It’s cocaine! Each boat strike saved 25,000 American lives! When, ummm….cocaine alone seems to have about 10k total overdose deaths per year. What we’ve really prevented is some finance bros and club goers having bitchin’ weekend. The plan/investment: what our regime doesn’t get in Venezuela is the same thing it doesn’t get about here, the US. What they don’t get is that traditional capital (and O&G is classic traditional capital) looks for some measure of stability and predictability before committing. It’s the reason you don’t see massive investments in new coal plants here and the like, and you don’t see car manufacturers ditching all hybrids and EV tech. They know that this regime’s psychotic vision is not one that will last. Well, they ain’t gonna pour trillions into Venezuela until they see organic - not forced - changes in Venezuela. If Venezuelan society eventually reaches a point where it desires and is friendly enough to foreign oil activity and investment, they’ll go in with real dollars. Until then, well…they see Afghanistan. It was a country of relative peace and stability, women had rights and education….until the US military pulled out and the Taliban largely picked up where they left off. Unless and until the people and the leadership class change what they actually want, success depends on the US military being there to enforce it at gunpoint, and these guys know the American people don’t have the will for that long term. Last point: I’d almost forgotten, my family had an opportunity to live in Caracas in the early 80s. Dad was offered a really good gig with a well known oilfield services company there. Mom vetoed it. We’d have lived in a “compound” and needed security, and she didn’t want that life, no matter how good the money was. My life sure would have been different if we had. Instead, stayed in stable suburban Houston. Finally, watching idiots like magic soccerspray post pieces about how shitty Maduro etc were is entirely beside the point. Notice how nobody here has piped up to defend him in the regime? “They’re bad” is not a sufficient basis for the level of geopolitical action we are taking. And you need to have a good plan - with a good, competent team to manage it - to reach the end goal. Oh, and one last thing after that: step up. Commit to your position on Greenland, Mexico, etc. You good with us just bulldozing in, conquering and taking what we want? I’m asking you now, so answer now.
  21. Can we all just hit it with infinite prompts telling it to kill itself? Because I’m pretty sure someone can write us up a loop program of that prompt pretty easily.
  22. Light rail systems are fantastic and work incredibly well in many places. Yet whenever it was proposed here, with Cap Metro running it, I voted “no.” Because the person/entity in charge of a project matters a whole fucking lot. You’ll note that the concept of a free and democratic Venezuela really didn’t come up once in any direct fashion in the speech by….the guy in charge of this project. Taking their oil did. Dozens of times. “I’ve seen F-16s do amazing things dozens of times!” doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t expect one piloted by you or me to do anything but crash and burn. The pilot fucking matters. But nobody in this country seems to get that about TFG and literally ANYTHING, so fuck it, let’s just keep lighting shit on fire and hoping for the best.
  23. So, just want to nail down commitments from the folks who support this action. Do you support similar active military action to seize Greenland? Because it is going to happen. Show us your principles. You’re going to need to stick with them.
  24. He’s never leaving office. None of what he has been doing matches the actions of a man who expects not to hold the office for life.
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