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Brisketexan

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  1. The sad thing is, that makes perfect sense in MAGA idiot land. Just like a picture of a full Toledo Bend would be used to show “there’s no drought in Midland! Look at this huge lake in Texas that isn’t even being used!” The dumbest people on earth. Truly, I don’t know how they maintain breathing.
  2. Very few people do. Want to bet who will be challenged on that, and who won’t? It’s a super-easy way to punish/expel those deemed disloyal to the regime, and protect loyalists. It’s not about immigration, it’s about purging all non-MAGAts.
  3. Yep, both are damned good. The TJ’s one keeps for slightly longer in the fridge. Man, liberal use of green sauce on my eggs is what is good in life.
  4. These are the EXACT same people who were mad when Truman let the niggras be in a foxhole with good white Americans. Exact same.
  5. Nawww, dude. You need that other chair for your buddy to sit in, so he can hand you beers from the cooler that will be between you. You don’t have to talk. In fact, “not talking” will be the default, except for the occasional “got ‘im…get the net” and “need a fresh one.” And maybe, if a hot chick jogs by, a muttered “that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.” This is the way of the universe.
  6. Way to disclose your bony knee fetish. Sicko.
  7. Pretty sure it’s a UK regulation. Yep, found it: Disclaimer: In the United Kingdom, sockets are not allowed in bathrooms or shower rooms (apart from shaver-supply units) unless they can be fitted at least three metres from the bath or shower. So, in any small bathroom (most hotels), no outlets. We’ve noticed this everywhere in the UK. Sometimes, an older hotel won’t have retrofitted, and sometimes, the bathroom layout allows it. But most times…nope, wife is drying her hair in the room.
  8. But that’s not even the hook here. Yes, SOCAL has been drinking the Owens Valley water forever. But what HE is talking about is a totally separate basin in Northern California. They aren’t hydrologically connected….and California is a big fucking state. It’s as dumb as saying “why is San Angelo so dry? Texas has a bazillion gallons of water in lake Toledo Bend, just turn the valve!” Different basins. Different elevations. Gravity. Cost. Water has been a critical resource in the west for over a century. This complete and utter dumbfuck thinks he’s the first guy to even have the THOUGHT of “hey, get some water from abundant areas and send it to dry areas!” There’s a reason that we don’t have a pipeline from Toledo Bend to San Angelo, or from Oregon to LA. But of course, “nobody knows more about water than me!” he says. And people like @mccroskey eat it up.
  9. Jesus fucking Christ you must be completely high. The idea that any of this will be used for a) the common good instead of b) further massive enrichment and tightening the absolute grip on power of the oligarch class is fucking INSANE, and contrary to every single thing the regime and the Techbros who run it have ever done.
  10. Don't forget the $6.5 billion of spending on the performative theater of "Operation Lone Star" which has the sole purpose of "strut around and act like you're doing something tough on immigration while not actually accomplishing much of anything." $6.5 billion of your tax dollars are being spent so pathetic Republican officials can go to daddy Trump and say "see, we're tough like you! Don't you love us?" It's the most pathetic simp bullshit around, but Republican voters think that being a simp for Trump is actually being tough, because up is down and all that shit.
  11. Oh. Friendo. There are no "better days." Only worse ones. Ad infinitum. As intended and desired by your fellow Americans. The pain and suffering is how you know it's all working.
  12. Usually behind a door that's painted black. Man, that's such a great fucking song. Goddammit, I'm gonna have to crank up some Stones on the way home today, aren't I?
  13. Correct. You're either all-in on this approach, or you're all-out. There's no half measures. If allowed to stand, will it be used by the administration to place the burden of proof on anyone/any class/ethnicity etc. that they don't like, and if they don't prove their parents status within X days, they are deemed non-citizens and deported? 100% chance of that, because that is exactly WHY you enact something so arbitrary and impossible to satisfy. And hey, what rights do I have to due process? Me? You mean the dirty beaner wetback who can't even prove his parents' status so I'm not even a citizen? Due process is for REAL 'MERICANS, not dirty wetback beaners.
  14. I like to imagine a God who says "OH...man, you were SO close to getting into heaven. But you once ate a slice of ham, so fuck off." Then, I like to imagine me telling that God "well, your rules are bogus. And if I follow them, then I'll just be bogus, too." And then I leave, cuz fuck that shit, man.
  15. Communism. Individual bowls of communism, that's what that is.
  16. I fail to see why the JFK and RFK releases matter, when the Rolling Stones long ago clearly revealed the culprits in their killings -- after all, it was you and me.
  17. Your birth certificate was likely in the chain of documents used to obtain one of those docs (like your passport) at some point or another. But the point is...that doesn't fucking matter. What was your PARENTS' legal status when you were born? Don't have all their paperwork? Begone, you dirty illegal!* *This standard doesn't apply to good old real American white folk, of course.
  18. Well, if true.....that's a huge concern for literally every business that has an obligation to maintain the confidentiality of certain information. So, literally the entire world of healthcare enterprises, financial services companies, legal services/law firms....you fucking name it. AI is a virus that every platform is injecting into everything you use, whether you want it or not. And it can't be fully controlled or even have the scope of its activities fully defined. What could go wrong?
  19. Which is now meaningless, if Trump's EO stands up. Because that verification was under the old pussy communist law that treated the 14th Amendment the way its been treated since Wong Kim Ark. The new super freedom eagle liberty rule means that the citizenship of everyone is now an open question (well, not everyone. Some folks will never have anything to worry about. You know the ones). If you are a US citizen who doesn't have a light complexion and nice, white, "real American" name, the burden of proof is on YOU to prove that your parents were US citizens and/or otherwise fully permitted to be here. Don't have your parents' birth certificates? That's what I thought, you dirty wetback beaner. GTFO!
  20. FIF some pretty solid advice for you. Trust me. Wife talked me into buying her some nice, expensive boots a while back. A deal was struck.
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