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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You know where you can find an awesome walking treadmill? Outside. It’s called a sidewalk. I use it regularly, it’s quite exhilarating.
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
The best part of that? Most of the replies are AI stans who will never, ever even LEAN towards the concept of “huh, maybe we need to think about some sort of guardrails for this shit.” Nope. They want it all to proceed unrestrained, unchecked. Damn all consequences, billionaires billionairing is worth all the human suffering you can imagine.
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Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person
What’s this “we” shit? Some of us never gave up on it. And it’s just coincidental that I have a stunningly gorgeous cranium.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
I used to have a mounted pair of drakes. There was a period 30+ years ago when I would go jump-shooting ducks on the El Indio canal near Eagle Pass. Spot the ducks down about 70-80 yards away. Drop down below the bank, stall up to about where we saw them, and pop up and shoot when the flew. We used to clean up, and it was the only place I ever saw or shot buffleheads. Man, I miss all the places I used to duck hunt.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Yeah....that "consent not required" is kind of a deal breaker for me. What, did you go to Baylor or something?
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TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
Obviously not. And you know exactly why. See, when these previous generations "did things the right way" (often involving massive sucking on the gov't tit), what that MEANS is "anything pretty white immigrants did/do is cool, but anything brown/dark immigrants do is evil." See, e.g., the same administration freaking out about "fraud" issuing pardons of fraud crimes committed by wealthy white people more generously than my wife handed out halloween candy. THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH FRAUD. NONE. ZERO. It is strictly, and ONLY, valuable as a tool to wield against their political enemies. When committed by their friends? It is fucking a-ok, and in fact, is REWARDED. Fuck this whole conversation. Quit playing by normal rules, under the rule of law, with people who have nothing but contempt for it and use it AGAINST you. Fuck that shit.
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London Met Police To Take on…..Freemasons?
You'll get Marilyn Mansons and like it.
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TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
He thinks about beer, and pussy (consent not required). So, shut up, nerd!- TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
Transparency. Accountability. Good Governance. In this year of our Orange Lord 2025. I'll take "words we no longer need in the English language" for $500, Alex.- Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person
FIF how breathtakingly stupid our species is. Seriously, how we beat out the cockroach for global dominance is a mystery to me.- Hegseth & the Boys
Air traffic safety is woke, you pussy.- London Met Police To Take on…..Freemasons?
Yep. The boy distinctly remembers one of the older fellas going on a beer-lubricated rant about his time in Vietnam, and how he still thought that people thought less of him because of it, and because he never got a college degree, especially young people who didn't even remember the war. Long pause around the fire. The boy is all of 16, pipes up with words to the effect of "I don't think less of you at all. I think you should be proud of your service. And you should be proud of what you do [as the boy gestured to the structure we were sitting under, as the old man had built it by hand]." It got pretty damn quiet around the fire after that, pretty sure the old man and the boy were teared up a bit. I didn't say a fucking word.- London Met Police To Take on…..Freemasons?
Indeed. On just this visit home, the boy was speaking reverently about the years he went on deer hunting/work weekend trips to a friend's ranch. An eclectic group of professionals (with a strong redneck tinge) and some friends and family members who were decidedly more blue-collar and rough around the edges. The boy was usually the youngest member of the crew, so the men relished the opportunity to share their "wisdom," and he wisely drank it up. He was mentioning it in the context of learning how to appreciate and communicate with different demographics and perspectives, having observed colleagues at uni who he said were quite smart....but terrible at communicating and relating to a broad audience. He, on the other hand, has had conversations about global policy with PhDs, and about nitty-gritty "what life is like" conversations with truck drivers and rodeo cowboys and small-scale contractors who have worked with their hands their whole lives, and he can connect with all of them. He's smart enough to know that's a life skill. There's nothing wrong with "girls weekends" or "women's teas." There's also nothing wrong with male-dominated activities, featuring some old-school male dynamics. In fact, there's a whole lot that's right and good about both. One can learn how to be a man, and NOT treat women like shit and as just objects. As one can learn how to be a woman, and not just badmouth men and treat them all like predators and the enemy. We are sorely in need of moderation across the board, and in our abandonment of it, have abandoned institutions and activities that humans sorely need.- The GOP Civil War
Here's a secret about the pudding.....- I thought this was a great pic so…
Sorry, best we can do is the FIFA Photography Prize.- TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
Fraud is super serious, and merits the expulsion of an entire ethnicity from our country. Except when that fraud is committed by friends of the POTUS/people who bribed him with money from their ill-gotten gains. In those cases, it requires a pardon, and any conviction-gained through an exercise of complete due process, including final adjudication-was "a witch hunt." And also except when that fraud is committed by a MAGA senator (Rick Scott) to the tune of billions, that's also a "witch hunt." Lesson: if you wanna commit fraud, be white, and/or provide significant benefits (money, unflinching loyalty/fealty from a position of power, or both) to the regime. So, forgive me if I never, ever, EVER listen to a single fucking WORD any MAGAt has to say about fraud. They have no fucking problem with fraud. They have demonstrated as much, in actual practice. There is no further discussion to be had.- London Met Police To Take on…..Freemasons?
Could the world use more "lodge" type deals, like the Elks Lodge, where middle-age dudes get together to drink beer, bitch about their wives, talk sports, and just be dudes with no real expectations or hassles? Fuck yes we could. It would do us al some good, I suspect.- Things not going well in Venezuela
I like how the story is "they used it to load DRUGS!" Cool. WHAT drugs, exactly? Because the narrative about "we must save American lives!" is all about fentanyl. But the facts are that Venezuela is NOT a source of fentanyl. Seriously, all sources say that "virtually no" fentanyl comes from or transits through Venezuela. And what Venezuela DOES traffic in is (1) primarily coke, (2) headed for European markets. In short, the "we gotta bomb Venezuela to protect Americans from overdose deaths" story is.....a fucking lie. Entirely false. Made up. Not based on any actual facts. This admin just says whatever the fuck it wants, and nobody fucking calls them on it. And its supporters just chug his orange cum by the fucking gallon, only praising him for whatever lunacy he spouts the next second.- The Democratic Party
I mean. Kinda. The most important thing is to be a white male in a suit that fits.- Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
But....and this is very, very important....given a choice between Trump or a "I'm a Trump clone!" candidate and ANY Democrat, they'll vote Trump, because Dems are evil communistsocialistnazi demons who eat babies for the adenochrome and want to force every child to become both gay and trans, no exceptions.- Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person
FIF Surly.- Gumbo
Dude. If she is actually allergic to bell pepper, onion, and garlic.....then she can't eat gumbo. And no, dicing it large so she can "pick around it" doesn't solve an allergy. Just like keeping peanuts whole when you drop them into a stir fry won't help someone with an actual peanut allergy. If she can eat gumbo, but just pick around those things, then she doesn't have an "allergy." Most likely, she just doesn't like them.- Trump’s America
Sounds about right. Sounds too fucking high. But I guess that tells us our rock-solid percentage of Americans who think that charging full-steam ahead into white supremacist authoritarianism is a "things are going pretty well" sorta deal. One quarter of Americans are truly irredeemable pieces of shit. THAT sounds about right, I guess.- Israel
All of which is true. Which makes the fact that she is correct in her recent statements about how shitty this regime is that much more depressing. Think of it this way:Jeffrey Epstein is one of the most morally reprehensible human beings ever to exist. And even HE figured out that Donald Trump has no fucking morals or ethics. When one of the worst human beings on earth looks at you, and judges you to be a piece of shit not because you stand in the way of their escapades and whatnot, but because you are too fucking loathsome for even THEM to tolerate....fucking hell. This regime is so fucking immoral, unethical, and shitty, that even two of the shittiest humans to ever walk the earth conclude "man....that's too shitty for even ME." - The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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