Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Hey Steel Shank!
Neither one of us took pics, but I made my dinner…and then my daughter nodded, approved, and made the same. Cut up chunks of leftover brisket and smoked turkey, reheat. Bowl of Fritos. Top with meat, some Franklin bbq sauce, some Louisiana sweet hot jalapenos, serve in cardboard boat, eat with spoon.
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Check out these fucking chips
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
This is absolutely zero surprise. If you were to design a society to maximize our cumulative stupidity as quickly and intensely as possible, it would look EXACTLY like what we have right now. We are pursuing it with a passion never seen on this earth before.
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Shit's Borked
First, it’s “slower than molasses in FEBRUARY,” you commie. Second, @immamac , it’s not our internet. Page is SUPER slow to load. And dcbc and I don’t live together. Not anymore, at least.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
This. Cult gonna cult. And those of yall thinking that the gullible stupid idiots won’t stop being gullible stupid idiots? Dude. We’ve cultivated, watered, and covered with Miracle-Gro the largest gullible stupid idiot crop the world has ever seen. It’s a bumper crop that will carry us through multiple generations. They aren’t going away.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Look….do I want one of those sweet giant North Korean officer hats? Yes. Yes I do. No apologies.
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Non-Texas weather. The all-encompassing thread
-45 isn’t a temperature. It’s the percentage decline in approval rating of a Texas coach who says “you know, I actually LIKE Oklahoma” in October.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Tent. Box cars. Let’s not get bogged down in details.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Dang….you sexy, MC.
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Hey Steel Shank!
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
The bit I love is the “we live to serve Israel” crowd is ALSO contorting itself to conclude “but let’s not be rash, there’s also room in the party for Nazis who think that Jews are vermin and should be exterminated!” Cognitive dissonance writ large. The GQP is literally the party of simultaneous fealty to Zionism and violent anti-semitism. It’s amazing to watch, as they embrace both without an ounce of irony.
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Christmas 2025
You failed to mention “jerked off using my now cancer-free arm.” I’m sure you just accidentally left that part out.
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The GOP Civil War
The dumb thing is the rich Jews who think that aligning with the regime puts them “in the club” and will protect them in the long run. Nope. It makes you (1) a useful idiot for the time being, and then when it all falls to shit, (2) among the fattest, ripest targets for the State to go after. Confiscating billions and distributing it among the regime’s insiders and friends? That’s a standard play of authoritarian regimes. Your dumbass things they won’t run it on YOU? Fucking. IDIOTS.
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Christmas 2025
The boy and I just goofed off and went to Pinballz for a coupla hours. He now owns the high score on Pac Man. I own it on Missile Command and Tempest. And we tied for the high score on Sea Wolf. Then, we figured out which ticket games could be gamed, we did so, and he cashed out tickets for a drone. Then picked up church’s spicy and okra on the way home. That’s a good evening any way you cut it. Glad to have him home.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wait…Lyle got with Kelly Willis? Now I REALLY hate him.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
We are pretty much there with the MAGAts already. Dead-on, “having a vagina = consent.” You’re making that up. Taint true.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
So much this. I don’t WANT to place a goddamn online order. I don’t want to have to enter my preferred delivery time and address. I just want to see if you offer extreme fajitas and pizza shooters and see how much they cost. That’s it. I want to see your goddamn menu. It’s not hard to post it. Lots of places do.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
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The Democratic Party
100% this. We need to come to terms with - and truly accept - the fact that most of this country is retrograde as fuck. They won’t vote for a woman. And they won’t vote for a minority. A handful were swayed to vote for Obama, it were them subjected to literally DECADES of the right telling everyone that he was the worstest, most awfullest, evilest, demonic, divisive figure in American history. And they bought it. And they’ll never go back. We elected a black man president, and in the end, it likely destroyed the Republic. Not because of him, but because of us.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
As I’ve noted, they’ll pivot to saying that “taking what you want is an alpha move - that my President!” They have already totally transformed our moral landscape. We are going to end up with rape not only not being a negative, but actually a positive. It won’t take long, we’re practically there already.
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Trump’s America
Oh, he’s alone. Because he let himself fall to shit and can’t travel. And he got married again soon after my wife’s mom died, because he wanted a woman to take care of him, because he’s a spoiled infant. And it didn’t even work. So now he’s stuck in a middling nursing home near her, not near either one of his kids. Because that’s how these people roll.
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Trump’s America
Wife is currently on the phone with her Trumpy dad to wish him a merry Xmas. He has the TV on in the background - sounds like Fox - so fucking loud he can barely have a conversation. But it ain’t getting turned down. Because old Trumpers will literally die if they don’t have propaganda screaming in their ears at every waking moment.
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Slutcon (Apropos of Incels, White Male Millennials, Gen Z Nihilism, #MeToo, and Declining Birth Rates)
But what if I told you that, heading into my teen years, I was pretty nerdy and on the introverted side? And I also realized that I was kinda lonely, and was clearly on the “not what girls are interested in” list. i didn’t want to be there. So, I just gutted up, and went through some real trial-and-error shit, some of which was really uncomfortable. I developed most of my social skills, I sure as shit didn’t come by them naturally or early. it doesn’t mean you have to be “the life of the party.” Be who you are, because being authentic is the only absolute necessity. But…you can be who you are AND be just engaging enough. My son is the introvert in our family. He put himself out there and made himself develop some skills. He’s still the most introverted among us, but he also does just fine, and has actually developed some public speaking skill. if you like to eat well, you probably need to learn to cook a bit, even if it doesn’t come naturally. You don’t have to be a Michelin starred chef. Just develop some basic techniques. Making friends/meeting women is no different.
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Slutcon (Apropos of Incels, White Male Millennials, Gen Z Nihilism, #MeToo, and Declining Birth Rates)
Fair.
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Trump’s America
The rare triple Christmas post. But I DO hate him that much.