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Brisketexan

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  1. Y'all realize we'd actually be in a much more sensible position, with more common-sense, decent, and benevolent leadership....if we'd simply turned over the leadership of the country to the ExxonMobil BOD on January 20th, right?
  2. Dude. He will be pardoned before the weekend is over.
  3. That's absolutely what it is. The president's personal Stasi, acting on orders of the regime to protect the Stasi and the regime. Every villainous regime we saw in every 80s movie? That's who we're governed by now. And 40% of us masturbate furiously to it.
  4. Man, what times. Growing up in the 80s, if you'd have screened a movie with these scenes, and said "this film depicts what the streets of America will look like in 2026," we'd have all thought it was a Red Dawn sequel where the Soviets fucking won. Pure imagery of a totalitarian, repressive state, existing only to subjugate the people. And when the next scene was shown, where the regular Americans stood up and resisted, and kicked the shit out of the storm troopers in our streets, we would have reacted exactly as the crowd did when I saw Red Dawn in the theatre, and Lea Thompson shot the first Soviet soldier -- jumped up and cheered. Today? 40% of us are cheering for the Soviet storm troopers.
  5. Fail? Only if you completely misconstrue the purpose of the experiment. The purpose of the experiment is to create a massive paramilitary force for the express purpose of subjugating and terrorizing the public and being answerable to no one but the regime. And by that count....it could not be more successful.
  6. The degree to which the Simpsons, South Park, and Idiocracy have predicted this timeline....well....Futurama captured the feeling....
  7. Level of concern of all those people who spent the entirety of Obama's and Biden's terms screaming about the greatest danger in the world being a "tyrannical government," and how we must, must, MUST have the 2nd Amendment to protect ourselves from a tyrannical government?
  8. Short form: The Constitution says that all treaties are "the Supreme law of the land," on par with the Constitution itself. NATO is a congressionally ratified treaty, and is thus the Supreme law of the land. Per that law (Article 5) an attack on any member is "an attack on all" (necessarily including the United States), and per that law (Article 8) each member nation is obligated not to enter into an international engagement in conflict with the treaty. An attack by anyone on Danish soil is, as a matter of law (a valid treaty) an attack on the United States. For an American to do so would be textbook treason, per the constitution, which defines treason as levying war against the US. If Donald Trump does this, he should hang. Any service member who does so should hang. That's just the law. It should be enforced.
  9. Shut up, peasant. There are billionaires who need more billions.
  10. If he does so, he is as a matter of law levying war against he United States, which is the Constitutional definition of treason. We will be, in no uncertain terms, in a state of civil war. And any service member who follows any such order will be both committing treason and following an illegal order.
  11. Brisketexan replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    A reminder -- as a matter of law, if Donald Trump levies war in any way against Greenland, he is committing open and admitted treason per the United States Constitution. And any service member following any such order will be doing the same, meaning that all such orders are per se illegal orders. At that time, the American people have an obligation to take all possible action against anyone committing treason by levying war against the United States. We will, in no uncertain terms, be in a state of civil war, with a traitor being physically present in the White House. Someone really needs to remind him - and every service member -- that the permissible punishment for treason includes the death penalty.
  12. QF emphasis of the truth. That's all this regime is about. It is 0% about serving Americans. It is 100% about subjugating them.
  13. Well, what you have to understand is.....he's one of the stupidest human beings to ever walk this planet. And I'm including all hominids when I say "human beings." Lucy herself would slap her ample forehead in a "geez....this fucking guy" response if she'd ever had to listen to him.
  14. I mean.....satire is fucking dead. Because that's exactly what the regime and its mouthpieces have said.
  15. Or it's a delicious snack that comes in these handy cans:
  16. He HAS started shooting them in the face and calling them terrorists. Seriously, that's what's actually happened. There's a fair chance we will find out. Remember, they have "absolute immunity" to do whatever they want.
  17. Their failure to use more has a direct relationship to the giant, unfixable pile of shit we find ourselves in. If every one of those Jan 6ers had been shouting "Allahu Akbar" instead of "hang Mike Pence," the defenders of the Capitol would have mowed down dozens/hundreds. Because that's how you deal with terrorists trying to violently overthrow a government. Failure to do so, on the other hand, only emboldens them. We emboldened them. And now, we've armed many of them and their like, turned them loose in the streets, and have told them, in these exact words, they have "absolute immunity" for whatever they do. To be clear, an ICE agent could fucking hose down a fucking school bus with a .50 cal, killing everyone inside, and he would have "absolute immunity." And by the way, even if they don't....DOTARD will promptly issue a full pardon. Failure to counter-attack exposed us to a movement that will happily kill anyone the regime wants, and be entirely above the law.
  18. What's also evident is that around 40% of us are happy little bootlickers, masturbatorily indulging in an orgy of celebrating fascism.
  19. This woman? Oh, I agree with you. It's going to take hundreds of them. Don't worry. We'll get there. With every act of brutality, every murder, the regime's forces only get more emboldened and willing - and EAGER - to inflict violence on the people. We'll get there. The only way we'll wake up is when the blood flows too deep to ignore. It's stupid, but that's where we are. Every American they murder actually improves our chances (meager as they are) that we wake up and put a stop to it.
  20. There is absolutely a material chance that before 2026 is over, Trump will call in airstrikes against an American city.
  21. True, and also horrific. Because we are talking about people who aren't (well, who SHOULDN'T be) animals. They are actually sworn federal officers, with an obligation to protect and defend the constitution and laws. Because it's true....just like it's true that maybe a woman shouldn't wear a slutty outfit to a bar full of drunk, handsy bikers. But if they rape her....the bikers are fucking rapists and should be fucking thrown in a hole for the rest of their days. If you want to keep your life, or keep from being raped, maybe avoid putting yourself in those situations. But in the end, it doesn't matter, because the crime is the fault of the criminal. So, bottom line, as free people with sacrosanct rights, we absolutely should be able to antagonize the fuck out of an ICE officer. You should be able to stand in his face and tell him in no uncertain terms that he is a gestapo piece of shit, he is worthless, he is a traitor to this country, and the day he disappears from this earth, the earth will be slightly better for his absence. He doesn't get to punish you, beat you, kill you. Because this is the goddamned motherfucking United States of Motherfucking America, and if they can't fucking handle it, they should GTFO. Want to be a murderous uniformed fuckstick with no regard for the law or human rights? Putin will welcome you with open arms. FUCKING GO THERE. LEAVE. GTFO of this country, you don't belong and you are not worthy of staying here. Go where you can live your jackbooted dream.
  22. "ICE murdered her. ICE will murder you. Don't be fucking stupid. Fuck ICE." "They'll come for you, too. It's what fascists do." "Ever wonder why they all lie, all the time? It's because they're lying pieces of shit." Or, just quote (a paraphrased) John 8:44, and cite it (I know what a big Bible-thumper you are -- which actually gives this even greater weight): They were murderers from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in them. When they lie, they speak their native language, for they are liars and serve the Father of Lies. Maybe with a pic of Noem and one of Trump.
  23. How long till ICE beats the fuck out of them and disappears them?
  24. When you understand that these people are literally demons, it all works out. "We will lie. Relentlessly. And you must not question the lies. You must instead obey. You must not in any way interfere with plans or actions to inflict harm on others." If a demon crawled out of the depths of hell right in front of you, would you expect it to say or do anything materially different than MAGA is saying and doing right now? I mean, it's pretty much word-for-fucking-word what one would expect of pure evil in human form.
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