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Brisketexan

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  1. You're focusing on the "parolee" part of the label. Perhaps his familiarity arose from the OTHER part of the label....
  2. I did. Lighting fried the board in the unit, as well as the wire from the unit to the house (which needed replacing anyway). A bit over $1200 each item to fix. Had it topped $7k or so, I'd have turned in an insurance claim.
  3. Just this Saturday (they are only open for pickup from 12-6 on SAturdays) I went to Woodchuck firewood, which is where the old Harley's firewood was at Anderson Mill and 183. I'd get there early. When I got there, they were all out of oak, but had plenty of nice cured split pecan (I grabbed a 2x4 stack for $80). I'll use it for my smoker and my fireplace, so it's all good.
  4. Fuck this. It was MY goal. You achieve such goals by fighting to the fucking death. Cowards are unable to do that. The American people get fucked. Again. On repeat. The Dems are goddamned Pvt. Downey over there shrieking about how "we did nothing wrong!" The fuck you didn't, you limpdick fucking losers who have no stomach for a fight for a cause that fucking matters. Pvt. Dawson put it straight: We. The fucking. PEOPLE. First three words of the motherfucking Constitution. All of you fuckers work for us. Except, you fucking don't. You fucking betray your oath, your country, and your people, every day as easily as you fucking breathe. Whether you're the sadistic executioner (GQP) or the milquetoast enabler (Dem), the outcome is the same. You live in comfort and increasing wealth, while the people get fucked and squeezed even harder. The American people need to order and perform a metric shit ton of Code Reds.
  5. Well, I mean...we finally got our AC fixed after it getting taken out by lightning 2+ weeks ago. So...just in time for us not to need it for a few months. Nice $2500 pre-Xmas gift to myself.
  6. Whew. Relieved that I never got into Buddhism.
  7. I once had a nice chat about how to use different flavored vinegars with Jennifer Montana at a Dean & DeLuca in Napa Valley. They were picking up a few supplies for the weekend, but they were headed out for dinner that night with some friends to a brand new place called "French Laundry." She was one of the most stunning human beings I've ever talked to, and she was as pleasant as could be. Just engaging and chatty, couldn't have been nicer. Imagine this, 25 years ago (and there's not a thing wrong with her today): She didn't offer any health advice, though. If she had, from her, I probably would have taken it.
  8. Oh...so i see you ARE familiar with the Dems' game.
  9. It's not as bad as you say. It's so, so, SO much worse.
  10. How about the hemlock filibuster? That's my proposal that no senator can take office until they drink a fatal dose of hemlock. I think my proposal will do more to help this country than a single fucking thing that has happened in the last 10 years. We should look into it.
  11. For real? Totinos at any major grocery: And you make the patties yourself. Flatten them out thin, freeze for a bit, then grill. Come on, man....gonna have to take your 'murica card if you can't get this shit sorted out. Good sir, that's because it's "cheese," not cheese.
  12. That's on you. They were busy fighting inside. Shoulda gone in, and played the chaos to your advantage. That's how you end up with a 6 piece spicy when you only ordered a 3 piece.
  13. Y'all's lack of respect for a future POTUS is duly noted. If you think I'm kidding, you haven't been paying attention to this timeline at all.
  14. Looks like the cold front was in the pool.
  15. retread gets it. If it is at all helpful to the people, the massive propaganda machines of Fox News, X, Newsmax, and Facebook will ensure that it is squashed, ground to dust, and forgotten within hours. If it benefits billionaires, it will be granted a permanence and unassailability on par with the great fucking pyramids. Laws benefiting billionaires at the expense of the people and the Republic may outlast humanity as a species. Because the GQP propaganda machine will make it so. This sort of situation ends ONLY when the greedy take it so far that the literal guillotines come out. Not metaphoric, literal. And not a moment before. So, now we just wait until our society hits that breaking point. It will take a long time, because we have an entire information apparatus devoted to convincing the people that thing is NOT A giant spiked dildo being rammed into their ass, and even if it is, it's Biden's dildo. The level of pain it will take to overcome those lies is off-the-fucking-charts high. It's coming. Not tomorrow, but it's coming. Hooray. Our society will eventually be so broken that an ocean of blood will be spilled. What a great outcome! But until then, we get the bonus of continued degradation and suffering!
  16. Amendment accepted. And for the record, my membership in the pro-vagina club is of the lifetime variety.
  17. Yes. But it doesn't matter. The Republicans can actively ass-rape the American people, and the voters will just blame Biden and Obama and the Democrats. We live in the upside-down inside-out times, where nothing factual matters at all.
  18. Twilight? Dude. It's midnight on December 21 above the Arctic Circle. Nothing but darkness. And the calendar is going to stay frozen on this solstice of the Republic.
  19. I bet it tastes like freedom and bald eagles and landing on the moon and the World Series and the Super Bowl and muscle cars and stuff.
  20. This. You send it out, and tell everyone it's legal tender. Then, when retailers and such say "ummm....yeah, we won't be accepting it," threaten those retailers with government reprisals and sanction if they DON'T convert your imaginary Trump bucks into real money. Which also...and this is key....has the effect of monetizing all the OTHER Trump bucks you hold in your personal possession. So, his bucket full of imaginary money suddenly turns into a bucket full of $10 billion in value, because he's able to use the threat and power of the government to enrich himself. But, you know...he's drained the swamp and all that.
  21. This isn't wrong, but the Dems are still wrong and are still pathetic gaping vaginas which is an insult to vaginas because vaginas actually have a noble purpose even the gaping ones. It's wrong because here's how much an actual opposition party, defending the very existence of the Republic, should be willing to fuck up: everything. All of it. Until the mid-terms. Because...and this is really, really, really fucking important...their opponent has clearly demonstrated their willingness and desire to fucking END THE REPUBLIC. They will fuck up EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. These are not "policy arguments." They are existential fights in a total war. You wage total war by...waging total war. It's a shitty, shitty thing to start. And I really, really wish the GQP hadn't started it. But here we are. Fights like this one end like this: Fight. Or get the fuck out of the way and let people who WILL fight get in the goddamn game. See the perfect encapsulation of the problem below: There will be nothing left to govern (and certainly no chance of anyone governing the shell of this country OTHER than fascists) if you don't fucking win first. Take. No. Prisoners. Slit. Fucking. Throats. Make. The rubble. Bounce. Until you're ready to do that, everything else is fiddling while Rome burns.
  22. Co-sign. That's a thing of beauty. I love moussaka, never tried to make it myself (it's not exactly one of our family recipes).
  23. Oh, they SAY there are. Wait till when/if (HUGE "if" there) we ever get another Dem POTUS. All of those people sitting in their cave silently right now will fly out to shriek as loudly as they can about "this is unsustainable! It's an existential threat!" I mean, they'll have to start by clearing their throats, because they didn't utter a fucking PEEP the previous four years.
  24. I mean...this is and always has been a real thing. Except when we were in the "we have little kids in car seats" stage in life, we ALWAYS go inside. It's no slower. It's often faster. And I am 100% convinced they check your order more carefully when you're inside, because they know you can just stand there and make them fix it (which will make their life harder, so might as well get it right the first time). I only drive through for the simplest of things, IF the line looks short. Like, I'll swing through and grab a coffee or iced tea while running errands. Breakfast is something that's usually simple enough that you can risk the drive through. My wife made the mistake, while running our refugee charge around to soccer practices, of going through the drive through one night....at Popeyes. And yes, they totally fucked up the order. And yes, once they did, she laughed and explained "yeah...that's what we get for going through a Popeyes drive through."
  25. He's going to give out "stimulus"....to an economy that doesn't presently need stimulus (although he's certainly doing the lord's work to get us to that point). He's going to give out something like $400 billion from a bucket that's collected less than $200 billion. Where are all my GQP deficit hawks? He's NOT going to use that $195 billion to reduce the deficit that he's caused to grow at lighting speed. Again, where are all my GQP deficit hawks? This is fan-fucking-tastic. We are a fucking joke of a country.
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