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Brisketexan

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  1. Jesus fucking Christ. That’s amazing. I’m a fucking wreck. And I went down the Sam Fender rabbit hole, and everything about it was good.
  2. That’s something we have in common. For example, I won’t win a heisman trophy for rushing for 2,000 yards in a season, I won’t win a Pulitzer Prize for my amazing novel, I won’t win American idol. Now, I say that’s because the world has Brisket derangement syndrome. You may say that’s because I’ve never played college football, never written a novel, and cant sing for shit. But we all know what’s true, at levels never seen before.
  3. 100%. Puro leopard stuff. Tried to warn them.
  4. Huh. Then maybe a certain segment of our leadership should stop tossing lit matches of hate onto these explosive nutbars. That would be helpful. Stop feeding stochastic terrorism, and create fewer stochastic terrorists. Naah, that’s too easy.
  5. He'll find a way to obfuscate his way into supporting it. He always does.
  6. Damn. Didn't know this guy had a pilot's license.
  7. Whatever, they're all dirty mexicans from one of those many mexican countries. The office of the president of the United States has declared open war on every single person in the US of hispanic heritage. They have sent forth troops who are LITERALLY AND UNASHAMEDLY using "you look hispanic" as a basis for detaining and arresting people. It is now "probable cause" in the US if you.....are hispanic. You either are for that, or against it. Pick your fucking side right now, fuckers. History is going to judge the fuck out of you, as will I.
  8. Fucking hell. MTG is one person who could convince me to support the Talibanization of America:
  9. Oh.....my sweet summer child.
  10. I mean...we actually are. That's the world we live in. My kingdom for the wisdom, decency, and steady hand of GWB.
  11. I mean....imagine truthfully stating a scenario in which: - men in disguises, displaying no badges or other legitimate identification as actual law enforcement, refuse to identify themselves, and are just driving up and grabbing people and tossing them into vans. - those same men are pulling over people based solely on their ethnic appearance, saying they "meet the description of someone I'm looking for." - those same men are detaining, arresting, and even disappearing US citizens without actual charges, or allowing them access to counsel or even to inform their families where they are. - those same men are doing these activities in homes, schools, church parking lots, and the like. - they are doing so in furtherance of a policy where its proponents have stated that all 65 million members of an entire ethnicity are not entitled to exist within the United States (I'm not making this one up, by the way - one of the president's chief advisors, Laura Loomer, said flatly that there are 65 million illegals in the US -- that number is the number of all hispanics in the US) - authorities are gathering records of all individuals who speak a language other than the preferred language of the regime (again, yes, this is actually happening) for the purpose of arresting such people and saying that was happening in the People's Republic of Bumfuckistan, and all of our resident FREEDOM LIBERTY EAGLE FREEDOM LIBERTARIAN crowd would be saying "see, that's a shithole country, that's exactly the kind of shit we are ever-vigilant against, and it's why I carry my pew pew bang everywhere I go, no way am I gonna let that shit happen here!" Yet when it happens here.....every one of them lets that shit happen, and in fact cheers it on. The greatest political lie of the last 75 years is "I'm a libertarian." Fuck that, they were all always just fascists who dressed sloppy.
  12. Good sir, this is America. "Mouth-breathing idiots" is our core fucking brand.
  13. Fair....but not entirely fair. Subhuman? Oh, Texas kept playing that song till....well, what time is it right now? But the actual "property" part did end that day, as a practical matter. So, give Texas credit for the technicality win of "fine, we can't treat them like property any more....but we can still treat them like utter shit, just watch us." So.....hooray for enlightened Texas.
  14. Cool, cool. Halfway through summer, the chances of big fucking mean hurricanes goes up, and this winter, the chances of a cold and snowy winter goes up. Looking forward to the year of Harvey II, Fuck You Boogaloo, and Snowpocalypse the Second: the Return of Freezing Your Balls Off in Your House.
  15. I mean, the Taiwanese will only put pee-pee in your DIET Coke, so there's obviously a pretty big difference there.
  16. 100%. It's going to become like a Nestle of shitty "tech-ish" brands. Each of which functions to conceal the shittiness of the other brands in the portfolio, while simultaneously being a shit brand itself. It'll be a conglomeration of shit brands doing this to each other to avoid any negativity and boost total stock price to irrational and insane levels disconnected from any actual value:
  17. Mark this: Because 1) Cornett will be pardoned within the next year, and 2) Erik Siebert will be run out of the US Attorney's office before this year is out. The Regime WANTS shit like this to happen. This is a policy SUCCESS, not a crime.
  18. I guess you missed the part where he admitted doing butt stuff for money.
  19. You are dead fucking wrong. There are three economic constituencies in this world: 1) rational actors, 2) meme stock investors/bros/koolaid drinkers, and 3) larger investors who ride and exploit the trends of group 2. Groups 2 and 3 would keep the value of "Flaming Bag of Dog Shit Enterprises, with a Tech Bro Leader who says lots of Tech Bro stuff" near the top of the charts. Actual commercial value has nothing to do with it. Tesla may end up having shit for actual commercial value, yet will remain one of the most valuable companies on earth, because meme stocks/bros/exploiters.
  20. I mean, it continues to be fucking fantastic. Does he have any CONTRARY facts? Of course not. But he does have "a tremendous brain, really the best brain, people are saying it's the best brain anyone has ever seen. I have intelligence at levels never seen before, and my intelligence is better than the so-called 'intelligence community,' so I know these things. But who knows? Maybe they have nuclear, maybe they don't. Tremendous word, 'nuclear,' I was the first person to ever say it, even before my uncle who taught at MIT."
  21. Also, "Favorite Oysters" would be an awesome name for a smooth jazz combo that plays Friday nights at a slightly upscale bar.
  22. I mean, this is an odd way to confess that the buttplug vids you are making for your OF page are becoming routine and predictable, but you do you, man.
  23. I'm waiting for the Waffle House AI system. It will be an advanced algorithm that balances whether a customer is likely to start a fight, or is likely to back up staff when a fight happens, will do so while not spilling any of their hash browns which are smothered and covered, or will try to raid the cash register while staff is distracted in a fight. It will scour the internet for data to build a file on each customer, but it will start with 1) arrest records on meth charges, and 2) appearances on Worldstarhiphop.com (and/or any videos on other platforms where a participant simply yells "WORLDSTAR!" as chaos unfolds).
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