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Brisketexan

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  1. Fuck him. He made them. He kept them up for days. He is an irredeemable piece of shit, and he's also the true voice of his party and its supporters. He just says what they all think and want to say. He should have been punched in the fucking face, and he still should be. if you posted that shit about any of my friends or loved ones, I sure as fuck would lay you out and dare your sorry ass to file charges.
  2. Job offer from ICE incoming.
  3. You’ll get Jared Kushner in a sport coat planning a beach resort and like it.
  4. Wembley Coldplay tickets acquired. Spent…a lot. Oh well, it’s an experience.
  5. Jesus was a commie. The Constitution is unconstitutional if it stops Trump from doing what he wants. So long as they are brown babies, they shouldn't have been here....FOLLOW THE LAW! Trump had to bomb LA in order to prevent it from being burned down! See, Dear Leader is taking care of us true patriots by providing basic sustenance! Bottom line, all of those things happen....the GQP GAINS votes. Because idiocy, cults, and this fucking timeline.
  6. Perhaps you missed the foundational theme of this regime: they will regularly say two things that are complete opposites of each other, then when one of them turns out to be the case, they point to it and say they were telling the truth. "I predict Texas will win!" "I predict OU will win!" [Texas wins] "See, I was right!"
  7. A parade of dumbass who are shocked that an evil, narcissist psychopath is doing evil, narcissist psychopath things. Gosh, who could have seen it coming?
  8. Just in case you were wondering about any other historical parallels, today (June 17th) is an important day in people vs. authoritarians history. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_German_uprising_of_1953 How did it fully play out? See if any of this sounds familiar, like what our current Regime is calling for: That's how our American authoritarians want this all to play out. The very thought of doing the exact same shit as the Soviets did makes them cream in their jeans. Evil is in power here. Don't you ever forget it.
  9. You laugh. We are probably less than a month away from widely disseminated conspiracy bullshit about how asbestos is actually good for you, and the deep state has been hiding it from us all this time. Which will then be stated verbatim by the fucking Secretary of HHS.
  10. And now you know that some are spineless evil pieces of shit.
  11. My advice is that every capsule is a suppository if you push hard enough.
  12. I mean…plenty of chippy will be had on the trip. We’re also hitting a cheese restaurant, and of course some Sunday roast. Probably a Sunday matinee of something on the West End.
  13. "Why do you ask, Two Lesbians Staring?"
  14. Ok….going to visit the daughter one last time in August while she lives in London (she’ll likely be moving away late September for grad school). Wife was planning to visit, daughter asked if I was coming, story is I’m just too busy with work. But…I’m going to sneak over for the weekend and surprise her. So, the three of us will be together in London Friday-Sunday. So what to do? I’m sure we’ll do some of the usual, but…I just saw that Coldplay is playing Saturday night, at freaking Wembley. Never seen a show at Wembley. Seems a cool coda for her residency in London. And I hear Coldplay does indeed put on a fucking show. $400 each for decent seats in the front of the upper deck. Any thoughts? Kinda think we have to do it.
  15. That was woefully inadequate. She should have walked up to him, punched him as hard as she possibly could in his fucking face, and then stood over him as he crumpled to the floor, bleeding like a bitch, called him an evil son of a bitch, walked away, and dared him to press charges. The time for words between these people is over. There is a time to punch a sonofabitch in the face, and this is one of those times. Someone who was close to the victims can, and should.
  16. There’s a middle lane. Have a simple, curated social media presence with enough, but not too much. And you tell gals that you do social media, but you prefer not to share too much with the whole world. Some things are meant to be private. Then you let em see a few pics of you with friends, a pic or two in a pretty locale, and that’s that.
  17. There’s a chance that one of two things are about to happen: Israel is about to use a nuke, or Dotard - thinking he’s a master negotiator - told them “no, you don’t wed to do that, we’ll hit em with bunker busters for you.” The chances of a nuclear exchange and/or American direct involvement are rising rapidly.
  18. "Jealous." The word you were looking for is "jealous."
  19. Have you not seen the following documentary film?
  20. I mean, I know this is sarcasm....but he may be neck-deep in hairy-armpitted, patchouli-smelling lovin'. It's possible. Not pleasant to think about, but possible.
  21. Shouting it so the idiots in the back can here. That's not an incidental thing; that's how stochastic terrorism is designed to work.
  22. Yeah, sorry, I read the right number earlier, then got caught on the wrong one. The family is only chipping in $6.5 billion. So, they get to keep nearly a billion more than I first said. But hey, what's another $900 million here and there....the real prize is the thousands of people we killed along the way.
  23. 1) Fucking Israel just ruined our chances of making the plot of "Maverick" come true. FUCKING BASTARDS. 2) So, to be clear....the commander in chief of a nuclear superpower just said that the entire capital city of another country should evacuate. The technical, political, and military term for that statement is "absolutely fucking insane." Seriously, I know that nothing matters anymore, but if it did.....that statement alone would dominate the news for a month, and it absolutely should.
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