-
Posts
55743 -
Joined
-
Days Won
340
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Store
Downloads
Recruiting - 2020
2019-2020 Football Season
Football
Entertainment
Sports
News and Business
Cloak Room
Transfer Portal
Recruiting
Events
Posts posted by Brisketexan
-
-
6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:
She sounds like a real peach.
I bet the three guys nailing her while her husband is deployed agree.
-
6
-
-
1 hour ago, Goredho said:
Dude, why cloakroom-up this perfectly good thread?
Sorry... I guess I did kinda send up the Pence/Lindsay Graham bat signal there, didn't I? Mea culpa.
-
2
-
-
3 minutes ago, Goredho said:
Well, given the collective intelligence exhibited by Americans these days, I'm going with it being a no-shit alien invasion that everyone thinks is a bunch of fucking drones in an inverse of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds.
The only way to be sure is to monitor local hospitals for anal probe injuries.
The one thing I've learned from watching years of UFO stuff: aliens love to probe butts.
-
6 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:
Think about whose calling the shots here: Donald Trump. The wording of the DOD press release makes it clear that Trump ordered this. Not that this was a joint administration decision. I have a theory that part of this was driven by the Ayatollah taunting Trump yesterday that he wouldn't do anything. Which means he's reacting viscerally (which isn't a surprise.). Now, given Trump's incompetence and mental state, you can make a valid argument as to whether this option should have even been presented to him. He's Donald Trump, how the fuck is he gonna know what we can do or not do? Give him the option of donking off some 3rd Tier Iranian in Yemen and call it a fucking day.
Which leads me to how this plays out. What happens the first time the Iranian's manage to sneak a mine or a couple exocets through a carrier group and you have the news playing video of the Truman on fire in the Persian Gulf? How's he likely to react to that?
Yeah. There's a non-zero chance that Staboned is going to run out of opportunities to post his "happy no-nukes day" posts. Seriously. Does anyone think that petulant, enraged, infantile Trump has any restraint against popping off a nuke in response when Iran takes out one of our capital ships in the Gulf?
-
Just now, Foosters said:
I was gonna say, there are anywhere from 100k - 200k dead innocent civilians. I assumed he left those out because it's obvious the pro-trump guys here could not care less about dead Muslim women and children.
Oh, they care. They care a lot. Dead mooslems? Their reaction:

-
Also.....

-
9
-
-
Previous American protestant church splits have been over issues like slavery (southern churches supported it and split off from northern churches), and the ordination of women. Now, it's ordination and/or marriage of thuh gayz (side note -- generally, it's not even REQUIRED...it's typically just allowed, if a particular congregation wants to do so).
I gotta hand it to some congregations -- they are truly dedicated to being on the wrong side of things. Sigh.
-
1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:
French's argument, in its entirety, is "we're in Iraq legally and he was in Iraq so killing him was legal." That's not a terribly compelling legal argument.
Yeah, I'm having a bit of trouble with it. He was a government official of a third-party country. Let's say, for example, a Spanish general landed at Baghdad airport, and we smoked him (for whatever reason -- legit, not, doesn't matter for the purpose of this inquiry). Would that have fallen within the AUMF? Is Iraq as a whole a complete free-fire zone, per the AUMF -- the POTUS can kill anyone and everyone within the borders of Iraq, with no limitations?
Honestly, I'm asking the question -- if the AUMF is written that fucking broadly, and French is right....then that's a really fucking stupid AUMF. Then again, "really fucking stupid" is our brand, so I wouldn't be too surprised.
-
1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:
I'm reminded of Apocalypse now
You shouldn't be.
Apocalypse Now was orders of magnitude more sane than our current direction. My kingdom for the sage wisdom and maturity of Colonel Kurtz as president.
-
1
-
1
-
-
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:
You already have your answer from others that Pelosi, Schumer, etc. were not briefed.
Now let it sink in that Eric Trump was briefed and boasting on twitter about it, when the senior elected members of the opposition weren’t, including the Speaker of the House.Eric Trump.
This.
Imagine if fucking Amy Carter, or Malia Obama, or Jenna Bush, had been "read in"....and fucking BOASTED ABOUT...a US Military attack before it happened. Jesus shitdicks, this is the DUMBEST FUCKING TIMELINE.
-
- Popular Post
- Popular Post

-
11
-
3
-
18 hours ago, Dnaguy said:
Who is the chick in the two top gifs?
I’m in love.
Based on our current track record....she's the next President of the United States.
-
1
-
-
4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:
and probably pompeo.
i'm just sick to my stomach and kind of depressed. we are at the point to where our fates are up to the whims of a madman. or, more precisely, mad men, which is really all that remains of the cabinet of the president of the united states. pompeo, kush, miller, and trump.
fuck me and fuck us.


...join me....but fair warning, it's getting crowded.
-
4
-
-
4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:
Cajunhorn and I would have been right there with you. The stupid shit we got away with back then.........
In the same area, as I recall -- Devine and Bigfoot were dangerous territory back in the day. Slung a lotta lead out that way. If this had happened then and there....geez, we'd have made it our mission to bag a drone.
-
The number one basis for selecting who goes and dies in a dumbfuck war started by the king of dumbfucks should be ownership of a MAGA hat. Own a hat, strap up and go die for your God king.
-
8
-
-
This is some of the most stupid shit I think I have ever seen this country do foreign policy wise and that includes Guatemala in the 50s, helping Pinochet, Vietnam, invading Iraq in 2003, etc.
Just stupid, stupid shit.
Dude. “Stupid Shit” is our brand. That’s how you make America great.
Seriously. This is a shitshow wrapped in a clusterfuck, wrapped in a clusterbomb, sealed in the thousands of body bags we’re gonna need. EAGLES FREEDOM FLAG AMERICA!!! -
That’s...not real...right?
Oh...and this is like, really, really bad. Fuck. -
Ummm....19-20 yr old brisket wasn’t a law dog. He was an armed dumbass.
-
1
-
1
-
-
12 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:
Sowing.
ORLY?

-
2
-
-
46 minutes ago, Lobo said:
See, this would be a good time to get your constitutionally protected weapons out and start shooting at these things instead of shooting at children or moviegoers or mall shoppers.
19-20 yr old Brisketexan woulda viewed that as an opportunity for some epic fun with firearms. Shit, we'da camped out in a jeep, waiting for 'em to fly over, and unloaded everything we had. Might have even made up special 10 gauge loads for the purpose. That's just good American fun is what that is.
-
4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:
Two things:
Is there comparison stat with the opposite party field vs a president seeking reelection?
Is the Trump figure adjusted for how much will be illegally siphoned off for the family and paying off porn stars?
The Trump figure does NOT include donations from foreign donors/governments to entities like the NRA, Liberty University, Prager U, and other advocacy groups that will spend millions on disseminating Trump propaganda in this election cycle.
Campaign donations are only where the action is if you're looking at people who aren't all-in on corruption. Otherwise, campaign donations are a sideshow. The real action is elsewhere.
-
2
-
-
Every single facet of that is perfectly what this country is.
We are the bad guys. -
My folks lived in Braeburn Valley West in Houston till around 95. A year or so before they moved, mom saw a dark spot on the living room ceiling. Then realized it was a hole. Looked down, and found a 9mm round on the carpet. Nearby apartments were rather sketchy. Round fell through roof and ceiling both.
Idiots shooting into the air are idiots. -
What I like is how Donald Trump promised to be the one to “solve the Middle East” and “get us out of all of these wars.” And he’s starting the new year by [checks notes] sending thousands of rapid-reaction troops to Iraq as our embassy is under sustained assault.
Promises kept!
Winning!
New year, same bullshit. Fuck him. Fuck anyone who still supports him. He and they are a fucking cancer.






Donald Trump 2020
in Cloak Room
Posted
Actually, I DO have an interesting question -- what's the insurance like on those? For example, many policies have a terrorism/act of war exclusion. If that's the case, then blow up a Trump tower, and the ownership group eats the loss. But, you can buy a rider that would COVER terrorism or acts of war. For properties with "Trump" on them, I would think the premium would be, ummm...high. From an insurance coverage and actuarial risk assessment perspective, it's kinda interesting. And I try to find interesting diversions to think about these days. Because the primary plot line SUCKS.