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Posts posted by Brisketexan
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Thank god, we're all ready for her to retire. The jerking off was still good, but her arthritis was starting to impact the massages and she can't have that.
Your aunt, with the Parkinson’s tremors tho....she’s got folks lined up around the block. -
That is the master at work. A ribeye straight out of the fridge and a can of cold bud light.
Wait....there are people who didn’t instantly recognize this?
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so why only 1% so far?
He really just entered the public conversation. His name recognition is way low.
And....even if it wasn’t...we’re an Idiocracy. We’re too dumb and assholish to elect him.-
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Paxton apparently just filed an enforcement suit against the owner.
Laughable. Look at the AG’s enforcement record statewide. If you are asking “what record?”, you’re asking the right question. -
If Trump is a comic book villain, then Buttigieg is a superhero.
This is my guy.-
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I’m curious...how in the blue fuck is anyone declaring victory or defeat at this point? We literally have no clue what is in it, whether there are additional sealed indictments or not, etc.
Today is proof of one thing: that Mueller has completed his investigation. So...umm...yeah.-
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RiP Lima time...he was funny as shit when he would go on the radio with John Granato and Lance
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"Tranny" isn't cool. Don't say that.
I hear you. But typing out “that scary OU cheerleader” is such a hassle.-
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It was a little funny.
That pic is sofaking epic.
It was plenty funny.
Just wanted an excuse to post that pic.-
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wisconsin's republican legislature was so concerned about hamstringing the incoming democratic governor that they forgot to properly call themselves into session, violating wisconsin's state constitution, which made all of their acts in their lame-duck session void.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/03/wisconsin-gop-acted-illegally-by-stripping-incoming-governor-of-power-judge-rules/
Seriously. The sheer volume of shooting themselves in the dick by the MAGA types is amazing. -
The real Mrs Butterworth would fill the top of that out much better.
She is a sturdy gal.-
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hell yes! Livin!
The judges also would have accepted cheese nips. -
2 hours ago, Cajun said:
Wonder if she called Greg?
Gregorio maybe?
It is San Antonio after all
Not funny. Not funny at all.
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Just now, tantric superman said:
I think you are overestimating the power of the Supremes to overturn legimate and well thought out federal laws.
But he's not overestimating the ability of the Supremes to sustain really, horrifically bad and unconstitutional executive actions because of public/political mood -- Korematsu says hello.
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Just now, triplehorn said:
But....THEIR emails? Man, that just doesn't have the same ring to it. It doesn't work for me.
BENGHAAAAAAZIIIII!!!!!!!
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3 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:
Can't find the post but someone was asking who sees maga hats anymore. Well I'm on vacation in DC right now and almost every group of middle schoolers are filled with kids wearing hats. It's....disturbing.
From what I hear from friends in DC, the last two years have been like 'pilgrimage to Mecca" for the deplorable crowd. They've finally captured the enemy city, and they are all going to check out their new prize.
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Just now, Parliament said:30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:I've said this here, and a jillion other places: the government employees who save more than all others put together aren't soldiers, firemen, or cops. They are the folks who operate and maintain water and sewer systems. Delivering clean water, and removing dangerous water, are the most important advances in public health and safety ever.
We in rural areas wholeheartedly agree. My water comes in a pipe from 50 miles away. It NEVER runs out, and it's ALWAYS clean and delicious.
This is one of the things that a lotta folks in this country don't even know about. Without the USDA, and a lot of funding/backing of development of such infrastructure in rural America, rural America would look like the rural areas of a lot of what folks would call "shithole countries" -- out houses for shitting, and often unreliable and even unsafe well water (not everywhere has great artesian water) for drinking.
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9 minutes ago, shnsajax said:
These fucktards still believe that they can get away with anything.
Yes, they believe that.
And they are correct.
Consequences only matter if you have any sense of shame. They have none. Thus, they can get away with everything. All of it. "Shoot a man in the face on 5th avenue." That was not hyperbole. It was rock-solid truth.
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15 minutes ago, yaqdum said:
the black plague did not disappear. there are a few cases and occasionally an outbreak from time to time. it was bad hygiene and unsanitary conditions that gave it its horsepower back in the day.
edit: people tend to snicker at advances like the toilet, but the people who did the inventing and the people who promoted the usage don't get anything like the credit they deserve for improving the lives of us all.
I've said this here, and a jillion other places: the government employees who save more than all others put together aren't soldiers, firemen, or cops. They are the folks who operate and maintain water and sewer systems. Delivering clean water, and removing dangerous water, are the most important advances in public health and safety ever.
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2 minutes ago, CHIEF said:
am ok with the Death Penalty, if there are multiple eyewitnesses,
Honestly, that doesn't even help. Do some research into the reliability of "eyewitness" testimony. Your jaw will drop.
And there are people on death row, and people dead and buried, who ended up there based on only the testimony of one or two eyewitnesses.
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if i'd have wanted a fucking cheeseburger, i'd have ordered a fucking cheeseburger. i wanted a hamburger...specifically, a No. 1 with extra veggies, grilled japs and grilled onions, a fried egg, on Texas toast.
and that's a damn good order if i do say so myself.
I want a hamburger...no, a cheese burger...I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake...-
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Sue the EU in what court exactly? ECJ? ICJ? I'm sure that would work out well for the UK.
State court in Dicklick, Alabama.-
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I may be wrong, but I really think we need that kind of level-headedness.
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Trump is on day 3 of accelerating his argument with a dead guy. And somehow he's losing the argument.
Well, the dead guy is still smarter than Trump, so....yeah.-
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Meredith Salenger and Jennifer Connelly both mentioned in the last few posts. IN.