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Alas, she’s back in Germany. But apparently…she’s coming to Scotland for a visit soon. This is his first serious girlfriend. We’ll see how it goes. He’s had an amusing time introducing her to Mexican and American food. He took her on a date to a real-deal bbq restaurant in Frankfurt (we got a brisket from there last year, and he was legit), and she loved it. But she also couldn’t figure out the right way to eat a pop-tart, so…it’s a process.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Brisketexan replied to MaybeACoordinator's topic in Daily Texan
Condemning as “not a good human”….Joyce. Carol. Oates. Imagine being the kind of person who actually says that. I read another comment on that original post commenting on how sad, pathetic, and awful the lives of many of these billionaires (particularly the latest wave of tech billionaires, like Zuck, Musk, and Thiel) actually are. I mean, just imagine if somehow YOU had Elon’s money, and what you would do with it, and with your life. You could find joy. You could live a life of kindness and generosity. Dear God, if you gave me $500 billion…the hunger I could end, the basic medical care I could fund. Work with USAID as a force multiplier. And yes, I’d fish, and hunt…with my friends, and with people who otherwise wouldn’t have had access to them (pet cause for me: funding access to the outdoors). These people aren’t doing that. They are chasing being gods. And the saddest thing is that is unreachable. They will die having fallen way short of the only goal they’ve ever had. It’s truly a pathetic existence. I have .000001% of Elon’s money….but I have a woman who loves me for real, I have a relationship with my kids, I pursue activities that bring me happiness, I give of my time and treasure to people and my community, and find satisfaction in that. He is infinitely wealthier than me. I am infinitely richer than him. Ultimately, he’s chosen to be a tragic, pathetic figure…and to harm humanity in the process. -
How are they different than the regular “you bake” corn tortillas? Because those seem to turn out fine? Or…just get fresh corn tortillas from most any Mercado?
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“Stupid kitchen shit I did while drunk/high” is 1) awesome and 2) independent thread worthy, methinks. We all have such stories. Perhaps multiple.
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See, we’re gonna spend $40 billion going to war with one Latin American country for no good reason, and we’re gonna gift another Latin American country $40 billion for no good reason. So…you know…some difference, I guess. What’s most important is (1) the “no good reason” part (unless you think “funnel money to Trump cronies,” “protect Trump’s ego,” and “distract from the Epstein files” are good reasons), and (2) better to blow $80 billion for no reason than use just a fraction of that to feed hungry children in America. I’m sure you understand why this is what Trump has to do.
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You know, I’ll say this: the near-instant and ferocious resistance and verbal abuse these fascist cocksucking pieces of shit face whenever they show up (in Illinois at least) warms my heart. Fuck fascists. Always. And forever.
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When the economy is such that long-standing fast food brands are taking a hit…sheesh. Gonna get tough for some other chains soon enough, I’d assume.
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This. And Trump invested his ego there as well. And no price - paid by the American people, of course - is too high to boost his ego.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
This. Two sides are at war. One side cares about its citizens, and their suffering. The other side’s strategy has long capitalized on that. They hold the American people hostage, and inflict pain on them, knowing that the Dems will cave to their cruelty because they care about the people (don’t make me put a bright white hat on the Dems, but compared to the GQP…this is hard truth). Good nation states lose wars to awful nation states for that very reason. But the good nation states start to have a chance when they swallow the pill and realize that they can choose suffering now, or more suffering later. The GQP has the American people held hostage, and is torturing them, thinking it will make the Dems cave to protect them. Don’t. In fact…let the GQP turn all those people they are hurting into their enemies. We need their commitment to the fight. Also, Gatorubet, your last point is spot-on. Reaching this conclusion is about as awful as I’ve ever felt. It’s the opposite of what I want, or have ever wanted. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Your last point is the accurate one. What people need to realize is that our society has already failed. Any notion of it being good and decent again in our lifetimes is over. The most we can do is fight the battle to prepare a generation after us to build something. That’s the point. It’s already lost. You are fighting for an idea that the GQP gleefully killed. It’s dead. The ethical situation we’re in was observed accurately by Ronald Spiers: “The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it.” We didn’t want this, we didn’t choose this. We begged and pleaded for them NOT to choose this. They chose it anyway. So here we are. -
U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
Brisketexan replied to Horn Under a Bad Sign's topic in Daily Texan
You mean JBS, which paid $5 million, the single largest bribe, excuse me, “gift” to the Trump inauguration fund? Yeah…don’t waste too much time looking for any enforcement against them. They paid their protection money. -
Solid. I really like it.
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Yeah. You’re skipping over the part where the education commissioner decides when - and importantly, if - that transition back ever happens. It won’t. The party of “local control” turns out to be all about consolidated power and authoritarianist indoctrination. Shocking, right?
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Huh. I just had a cheap cabinet gun safe from academy when we suffered a break in like 20 years ago. Dude spent some real time trying to pry it open, but it held. I later upgraded slightly, but it’s still nothing fancy. It’s big enough, very heavy, and the lock is solid. Also from Academy.
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So, it never returns to the people.
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Fantastic. God this timeline is so breathtakingly stupid.
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He’s doing tremendous damage to the credibility and reputation of the ADL. Not just for going “full bigot,” but also for being stupid reactionary ninnies about it. They had one of his colleagues on NPR this morning, gave him multiple chances to explain why their unprecedented freakout about Mamdani was warranted…and all he could do was tell the same stories about Jewish people being harassed and frightened in recent months (stories I generally believe, by the way). But…he didn’t do anything to connect them to Mamdani. Given multiple chances…he didn’t do it. He just came off as shrill and as stupid-panicky as John Rocker. WTF? The ADL has historically been a relatively steady and reasonable organization. Not anymore.
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Sorry, Pedobear is no longer a meme. I’ve been informed that he’s now a ranking member of the House Ethics Committee.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Sorry, and certainly understand why what I suggest is awful and upsetting. This timeline is that dark and ghoulish. Some awful pain now, or even more awful pain later, for a longer time. Those are the choices in front of us. We didn’t ask for them, we voted and worked against them. But this is where we ended up just the same. Which is why I will forever hate, and never forgive, MAGA voters. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Sadly, she kinda does. She realized long ago what a dark fucking place we are in, and the horrific shit we're going to have to see and go through to get out of it. There is NO getting out of this without awful, awful shit happening. Temporary relief is just masking the symptoms, which leads to the underlying disease being untreated even longer. The only way out is pain. It's why we never should have started on this path. But here we are. In the fucking darkness of it. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
You'll get there. These are brutal fucking times, and the shit that needs to happen is not good for anyone with a weak stomach. We need an angry mob. It's genuinely the Republic's only hope. There's no better way to get there than having the people go hungry. And have them not able to visit family. And losing their jobs. We're getting there. Let the fever keep rising. -
The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
And now Donald has taken away our fat girl. Vic Mackey: -
Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Brisketexan replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
Apparently, precisely as stupid as at least 40% of Americans. A level of stupidity that, for the sake of convenience, the rest of the world just calls "American." -
Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Brisketexan replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
Yep. The GQP position on the Dems' ask is this: "we'll commit to think about it later." Fuck....ALL the way off with that shit. "Give me your car. After that, then I'll consider negotiating with you about whether I'll pay you anything. And obviously, you shouldn't pay ANY attention to the fact that every time this dynamic between us has come up in the past, I have totally fucked you and not agreed to do anything.' Yeah....- 2558 replies
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Brisketexan replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Oh, we will all feel it. We already are. It's already hurt my family. Shit, the chances of my daughter ever living in this country again are low as hell, and that breaks my goddamned heart. We will ALL suffer because petty, vengeful morons with a fucking room-temp IQ decided it was more important to be performative and choose a path based on it hurting other people than to choose a path that might help all of us. Thus, my hatred of them will burn for eternity. The harm they have done can never be undone. And the only way they grasp it is when that harm comes to them. They are incapable of acknowledging that other human beings exist. Fuck 'em. Also, I literally just got an email from the chair of the Travis County Democratic Party urging all of us to donate to our local food banks. NO. DO NOT DO THIS. The American people learn only through this pain. Relieving the pain creates the illusion that we are not being gravely harmed. No. This has to hurt. A LOT. And yes, there will be collateral pain -- people who opposed this will suffer (see my point above -- everyone is already suffering). We need the fever to get hotter, not be controlled. The GQP has injected our society with a deadly disease. We need to not mask it with ibuprofen and shit. No, it needs to hurt. Then maybe -- MAYBE -- we'll actually go seek a cure for the disease.
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