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Brisketexan

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  1. Remember this, women -- the Heritage Society absolutely wants this outcome. Next time you stop in the voting booth to vote Republican, make sure you stop off first and step into a dressing room to get fitted for your Handmaid's outfit. You are literally voting yourself into sub-citizen status.
  2. "SOMEONE GET SOME IVERMECTIN, STAT! IT CURES EVERYTHING!"
  3. Because....and this is a true fact now.....under this regime, "killing people for profit"* is not a crime. * So long as some of those profits are funneled to the regime/family members/cronies, of course. Gotta pay the vig to get the bennies.
  4. The dominant cultural ethos of 2025 responds:
  5. "Between the self-serving circular deals that shows fake economic benefits on two balance sheets in furtherance of the largest bubble humanity has ever seen, our industry rapidly capturing control of the government instead of being regulated by it in any way, the possibility of creating a singularity that exterminates human life, and the possibility of eliminating most non-manual labor jobs with no replacement source of income or human purpose, what's not to be enthusiastic about?" We are in the timeline of all the worst people doing all the worst things and being given all the power to do those things.
  6. Fuck em. Give no quarter. Not a fucking inch.
  7. "What I meant is that we expect the government to fuck the people up their backdoor in order to funnel all resources and power to us. Sorry for causing any misunderstanding. Our core values remain the same: to completely destroy the common good in service of accumulating further staggering private wealth for an elite few. Please go back to watching TikToks and shit."
  8. "Trumponomics just delivered the worst job losses in 20 years." That's it. That should be shouted, on repeat, by every Dem in existence, for the rest of the year. Simple, direct messaging. "Trump is fucking you up the ass." Stop explaining, stop hedging. Just say simple things that a 4th grader can understand.
  9. incorrect. Bon Jour at far left knows what's up.
  10. Startled this guy getting into my car this morning.
  11. That’s fucking fantastic. What yammering, blathering horse shit. “I’m sorry we revealed that our core values are white supremacy and demonizing the ‘other.’ Can yall just pretend we didn’t do that, and that we actually have non-abhorrent values?”
  12. No shame. Bring em all on.
  13. Fucking hell. They came out today and finally replaced the fried wiring from our AC unit (fried by a lightning strike when the storms came through almost two weeks ago). Didn’t fix things. It’s either the thermostat or the main board in the unit…they think. Gonna try a new thermostat tomorrow. If that doesn’t work, we’ll either have to order a new board…or just replace the whole fucking unit. And meanwhile, it’s supposed to hit the 90s. We’ve been fine for the past 10 days with comfortable temps, but seems that time’s up. Fuck off, blast furnace.
  14. Yeah, I’m here for the French ladies.
  15. And evil. It’s amazing that this arc of history is making evil great again, but here we are.
  16. Exactly. That font says “living room decor of every cookie cutter McMansion in Katy,” don’t it?
  17. GOOD. More pain. Maximum pain. Wreck the fucking economy. Top to bottom. Bankrupt companies, bankrupt multiple airlines. Lose hundreds of thousands of jobs. MORE. “Pain” is the only language the American idiot speaks. So, we should want them to hear it, loud. A few more months of this, maybe they’ll BEGIN to realize that voting for someone who promises to fuck over everyone is fucking stupid, and we shouldn’t do that any more. But I doubt it. Either way, fuck the ownership class who voted for this so they could get tax cuts and play inside baseball with the admin. And fuck all of their workers who voted for this so they could see Mexicans and trans people treated like shit. When you vote for an evil shitstorm, you always end up covered in shit. Always. Enjoy it, this is what you wanted. We are getting the America we wanted, and the America we deserve. Good.
  18. The staircase won’t work. Trust me on this.
  19. Yes. And going with the “font from decorative throw pillows on the clearance aisle at Hobby Lobby” is the chef’s kiss.
  20. I mean, it’s all so fucking comical. And all the “MONEY MONEY MONEY GOOD SOCIALISM BAD!” types will be just fine with this. Because the system we ACTUALLY want is anarcho-crony capitalism. And we’re getting it good and hard. There are no longer any likes between the oligarchical oligopolies and the government. It’s just one big ball of fuck the people.
  21. The HEB fajit seasoned chicken thighs for tacos are actually perfectly seasoned. Seriously, I’ve never bought any pre-seasoned meat that I didn’t mess with/adjust, but they don’t need a thing. Grill, slice, have great chicken tacos.
  22. Here’s something to chew on: She’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than the current DOTUS. I mean, it’s not even close, she’d be a vast improvement.
  23. Democrats are morons who would shockingly come from behind to run up a 21 point lead going into the 4th quarter, then call the other coach and say “what’s say we call it a tie?” I hate them so much. Or at least, I hate their current leadership.
  24. I actually love this. Because it reveals that the Heritage Foundation actually does not have any principles like “racism is bad.” Instead, their only guiding principles are things like “if we face criticism for the fact that we DON’T think racism is bad, then THAT’S bad.” They are just fine with being giant racist pieces of shit. What they aren’t fine with is facing any consequences for being giant racist pieces of shit. But here’s the thing: it doesn’t matter what they do or say now, because they’ve shown us what they really are. Every one of those fuckers is just plain evil. No nuance, no “yeah but.” They are evil. They take joy in causing pain, and they are true-blue genuine racist hateful cocksuckers. I hope there really is a hell, so they get to experience it.
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