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Brisketexan

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  1. This. Trump and the US are not going to stand in opposition to this new era of militaristic expansion and invasion: we’re going to join it and even lead it. America is Russia now.
  2. Also…you need to jam to die größten rock songs, right? And if you go to the coin shop, and they have little red marks over part of the coins…those are fucking swastikas. And fuck Nazis and all of their shit.
  3. Had to hit the Hofbrau, of course. Beer, pork knuckle, schnitzel. And a cranky old drunk German at our table. I loved him. But not as much as the French brunette I caught on my video pan of the place.
  4. It really is. It’s getting harder and harder to argue that it ISN’T the worst city in America these days.
  5. If you drink a lotta beer, you can add a gnarly piss to the firefighting equation. Trust me, I’m a dude who pisses a lot.
  6. But your wife isn’t always around when I wake up with a hangover. Most of the time, but not always.
  7. California, Florida, and much of Texas are soon to be uninsurable. That’s just a fact.
  8. Welcome to sunny Bavaria. Lunch was solid. Franconian sausages and a lentil dish with three kinds of pork. Oh, and there was a side of buttered spaetzle to stir into the stew. It was great on a cold day. The fact that I cannot load up on 20 kilos of sausage to bring back because customs laws and such is giving me a sad.
  9. MUH FREE SPEECH! Seriously, where are all the ball-gargles who crowned him savior of totally free and unrestricted speech? Get those fuckers back on here to take their medicine. Fucking idiots.
  10. You need to understand the “conservative” philosophy. If a NON-MAGA government does anything, that’s the evil communist government overreach. MAGA, governments, on the other hand, should be given total control over all aspects of society and your personal life. Every. Single. One. Did you not get the memo on “Authoritarianism 101?”
  11. Ho hum, nothing to see here. Just stochastic terrorism, and we’ll get a lot more of it. If you’re left of MAGA, and you aren’t armed….you should change that. They’re at war with you, whether you want them to be or not.
  12. I still follow an old high school friend who is full MAGA anti-vax, as are most of his social media followers. Their new thing is that everyone e who got “the jab” is now getting “turbo cancers” - “he never had cancer before, then he was diagnosed with cancer and died in three months! It’s the jab!” Because nobody was ever diagnosed with an aggressive cancer before 2020, apparently.
  13. Have an old friend in Pacific Palisades. He said their evacuation was hairy - drove through fire, falling trees, etc, but they’re out and safe. Who knows about their home, will find out when the smoke clears. All you SOCAL people, stay safe. Fuck.
  14. There is zero difference between Fox News and Russian state news. Seriously, look at the shit they’re saying. It’s identical.
  15. I’ve had those little Nuremberger sausages every day at breakfast for the past three days. They rock.
  16. Got to Munich today, pretty tired, didn’t do a whole lot. Wandered a market, seeing all the delicious meats that I cant bring back gives me a sad. Laughed at the poor boyfriends of Instagram who have to take 1000 pics of their girl in silly poses. And while I may be the LORD OF DONER, I don’t outrank the king of falafel AND shawarma (I presume that is a united kingdom). Dinner:
  17. In case yall had forgotten Brisketexan’s rules for the new era: 1) it only gets worse, and 2) there is no bottom. We are in a timeline dumber than you can possibly imagine. No, even dumber than that. Just distractions, trolling, and idiocy, with a side of billionaire fellating. This is exactly what our resident Trumpkins want. Because yes, they are that pathetic.
  18. It's an insult to a man with the second most pathetically fragile ego on earth (the subject of this thread has the top most pathetically fragile ego). It would indeed leave a mark, because they are each whining pussies of the highest order.
  19. That’s a very fair fucking point. An incoming MEMBER OF THE FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL administration just called for deposing the government of our closest ally. Call in the ambassador. Absent a formal apology from the offending official, decline to have any representative at the inauguration. Fuck this country. If we insist on acting like a child, the world should treat us like one.
  20. It ain’t all glamorous. Trudging uphill in the snow and slush to the boy’s flat. In the dark. At 5:00. And, from now on, you are all to refer to me as the…
  21. 1) These guys love to sound super concerned about the sexual abuse of children. 2) Yet they are dead-quiet when it comes to sexual abuse by churches/christian leaders. I mean, it’s ALMOST enough to make you think that it’s not about protecting children at all…and instead it’s about nationalist/sectarian division using a trumped-up issue.
  22. Counterpoint: when the fish are bitin’, ya go fishin’.
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