Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Holiday Travel F-d? FAA Turkey Day Boogaloo!
There's a Legal Seafoods at Logan. If you can kill some time there, that ain't a bad deal.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
While often used as a substitute (I have done so myself), that is incorrect. See, e.g.: https://simplywanderfull.com/the-ultimate-russian-dressing-for-a-classic-reuben-sandwich/
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Not on a Reuben it doesn't. That's literally the only way I ever eat it, but it has its place. Now a Russian UN-dressing, on the other hand....that has its place (1) on OnlyFans (2) as a chief revenue source of what is left of the Russian economy.
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The Trump Economy
I’d like to have them lingerie-wrestle for the title.
- I caught the cancer
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The Gun Owner’s thread
Bullshit. I clicked on that link, and it wasn’t “some time with some righteous titties.”
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I caught the cancer
They’re gonna find out that it’s so rare because it is only acquired by insanely high rates of drug use and compulsive masturbation.
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Trump’s America
Just like Trump’s full diaper.
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The Trump Economy
You know…she has an argument for being the perfect woman. Truly. At every age.
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Hegseth & the Boys
Yep. I’m getting really, really, really tired of being right about the worst-case scenarios the regime has telegraphed.
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Trump/MAGA has ruined sports
Only if we sign the compact the regime sent us.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
This is one I have long loved. The government is evil andcan’t be trusted…so the solution this regime has come up with is “take and use absolute power that is not subject to any review or abrogation and cannot be questioned.” Perfection. Couldn’t write this Idiocracy script any better.
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2026 Midterms ...
That's pretty much the motto of the United States Government now: "LITTLE DOWNSIDE IF YOU'RE A CORRUPT FUCK"
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2026 Midterms ...
Stone-cold lock for that.
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Texas -- a failed state
It sets the tone. Corruption isn't just not a problem, it is the order of the day. It is a-ok now. Trafficking massive amounts of narcotics using the apparatus of a nation state isn't not just a problem.....it's perfectly fine. Defrauding people for hundreds of millions of dollars to enrich yourself gets pardoned because that is actually the preferred way of doing business for the regime. All of these are setting a tone. Corruption, drug trafficking for profit, and fraud/grift are all socially GOOD things now. Get on board the Trump train! This is the most nakedly criminal regime in US history, and there's truly not even a close second. And we aren't even a year into this. I don't think our treasury will survive this (don't forget that the DOJ is handing out "settlements," paid with millions upon millions of YOUR tax dollars, to anyone who sues the US government and who the regime favors, including Michael Flynn and even Trump himself. They've found and exploited a literal cheat code that lets them hand US treasury dollars directly to friends and members of the regime). This is the "The Joker becomes the mayor" storyline in real fucking life.
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Things not going well in Venezuela
^^^^ Flooding the zone with bullshit. All the lies and hate are cool, because they distract from the promise "I will stop wars, not start them" turning into "here's why we need to start a war with Venezuela, even though nothing materially new has happened in the last year." Lies. It's what they tell, it's what they do, and it's what they have their bots and crew promote and excuse. I actually appreciate that we get to see them in action around here, so there's no ambiguity about what a dishonest piece of shit movement and regime we're dealing with.
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Trump’s America
I mean.... It's pretty fucking clear at this point....and just think about the pardons issued in JUST THE PAST WEEK: Defrauding people for literally hundreds of millions of dollars? That's a-ok now. Trafficking drugs at literally the nation-state level, using the apparatus of the nation state to do so? A-ok. Naked corruption and accepting foreign bribes to influence US policy? A-ok. Jesus fucking Christ, you remember how all these MAGAts yelled "HE'S GONNA DRAIN THE SWAMP?" There is literally no "swamp activity" left that he hasn't said is now super-duper fine and ok for fuckheads to do. It's not just amazing that the idiots voted for him thinking that he would drain the swamp, what is amazing is that he is doing the 180 degree opposite....and the moron class think that means he's draining the swamp. Dumbest. Fucking. Timeline. Ever.
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Things not going well in Venezuela
"No new wars!" "I'm not going to start a war, I'll stop wars." - Donald J. Trump, while campaigning, stated as cornerstones of his campaign "Here's why Trump needs to start a war with Venezuela." - bots and influencers, continuing to live out and excuse the constant stream of lies from Trump It's fucking art, that's what it is
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Things not going well in Venezuela
Yeah...."you can't pinpoint exactly WHICH fantastical lie he told was the one that got him elected" is not exactly a flex.
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Things not going well in Venezuela
Well....the regime definitely beat us to the punch on that.... What I love is the about-face on marching orders from the bots and foreign influencers and MAGAts. Trump literally campaigned relentlessly on the Epstein Files issue. He got into office, and his entire regime and all of its influencers made it a massive issue (see photo). And then once the dog caught the car.....180 degree change in marching orders and messaging. They're a nothingburger! A democrat hoax! Y'all are fucking fantastic. The lies, dissembling, and utter cascade of complete bullshit is breathtaking in its scope and stench. Get fucked, you piece of shit.
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Texas -- a failed state
I mean.... It's pretty fucking clear at this point....and just think about the pardons issued in JUST THE PAST WEEK: Defrauding people for literally hundreds of millions of dollars? That's a-ok now. Trafficking drugs at literally the nation-state level, using the apparatus of the nation state to do so? A-ok. Naked corruption and accepting foreign bribes to influence US policy? A-ok. Jesus fucking Christ, you remember how all these MAGAts yelled "HE'S GONNA DRAIN THE SWAMP?" There is literally no "swamp activity" left that he hasn't said is now super-duper fine and ok for fuckheads to do. It's not just amazing that the idiots voted for him thinking that he would drain the swamp, what is amazing is that he is doing the 180 degree opposite....and the moron class think that means he's draining the swamp. Dumbest. Fucking. Timeline. Ever.
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Things not going well in Venezuela
And then I said "grave danger?" And you said "is there any other kind?" And
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Things not going well in Venezuela
I do love how -- in literally the last 72 hours -- the narrative has exploded that Maduro is working hand-in-hand to hurt America with.....Hezbollah, Russia, China, Shining Path, the IRA, the NCAA, and Asian Dawn. Fucking nothing new has happened -- nothing -- since the last shitty election in Venezuela. Maduro is no friend to the US, and no friend to free and fair elections (huh....seems our POTUS should actually love him as a brother, but set that aside). The only NEW developments are (1) the need to distract from the Epstein Files and the fact that the admin is going to find a way to block their required release in the next couple of weeks, and (2) Trump's crashing approval ratings. That's it. Those are the only new developments. And apparently, that's more than enough reason that we need to start a war to save the world from a shitty, but pretty confined, regime many thousands of miles away. Oh, and if we're in the business of killing people who trafficked drugs that have killed a shitload of Americans....why is the Sackler family still walking this earth? And why are we pardoning literal former heads of state who used the state apparatus to traffic drugs to the US, killing Americans? Gosh, it's almost like this isn't about drugs, either.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Maybe they could invite Macron, and serve
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Trump’s America
You know.....I'm actually pretty close to coming back around on making weed super-illegal again. Because it's inspiring the biggest idiots the planet has ever seen to spread their idiocy like fucking wildfire. It was fine when these losers were just in their basement pondering "what if, like, Jesus came back as this Cheeto . . . and I accidentally ate him?" Now that fucking brain-dead stoners have been elevated to society's greatest "thought leaders?" It ain't so fine.