Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Trump’s America
NowThis has been our official proxy when speaking of buttstuff. No substitute has come forward. Unless, of course, you're volunteering.
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Trump’s America
There are still people who do not believe that our species needs to be completely wiped from the earth. Show them this video, and they'll come around.
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Trump’s America
In the future Authoritarian Dictatorship of Brisketexan, all medications and treatments will be administered in suppository form only. NowThis will be my Secretary of HHS.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Best act to play at Emo's in 1990, no question.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Sir, this is Surly. We rarely speak of anything BUT anal leakage.
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Trump’s America
This. We have spent decades creating, cultivating, and magnifying the very worst of humanity. That won't go away just because they realize that Trump is a crooked dick. In fact, that revelation may well deepen their devotion. The American people love mean, malevolent dickheads who hurt "the other." They are getting what they want and love.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
Also, the wife spoke up over Xmas and told me she doesn't like the El Patio chips -- they're too "bubbly-fluffy." She likes a sturdier chip for her queso snacking. So, back to the On the Border cantina style or the Casa Magnifica for us.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Remember how all the Trumpists constantly freak out about "THA DEEP STATE!!!!"? I remember. Add it to the pile of shit they were never actually concerned about, and are truly just fine with, so long as their Orange God is doing it. They have no principles. None. Not a single one. Other than "whatever the Orange God wills." They are a demon-worshipping cult of hate and pain. And they are going to bring around the end of civilization and possibly humanity. Yay.
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Iceland
Don't think that late September puts you in great position to see the aurora. Best odds are "dead of winter" type timing.
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2026 Midterms ...
Yeah we can. Form Democrat ICE. Nab all these people off the streets as illegal aliens. Ship them to offshore foreign hellhole prisons within 90 minutes. When the Supremes try to tell us to stop, tell them either "oops, too late, they are already in a hellish prison on Devil's Island, outside of our jurisdiction," or tell them some version of The Rule of Law is for suckers. The rules have changed. Play by the new rules, and play to fucking win.
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Israel
Counterpoint: we live in a world where MTG is speaking more rational, common-sense thoughts than 99% of our other leadership. We live in hell. Like, actual fire-and-brimstone, Satan-in-charge, HELL.
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Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person
This. It's bad enough that our society is charging headlong into indulging and celebrating the absolute worst humans doing the absolute worst shit. But no, we actually have to elevate those actions and traits to the level of qualifiers for leaders of society. At this point, if you do NOT have some horrifically fucked up views like this, you simply don't have what it takes to be part of American leadership. This society is on the fast-track to self-immolation, and at this point, the only sane reaction to that will be
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The Hunter Biden Immersion Experince
Gotta say, this sounds much better than the Hunter Biden Insertion Experience. NowThis didn't sit right for a week after that one.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Neither one of us took pics, but I made my dinner…and then my daughter nodded, approved, and made the same. Cut up chunks of leftover brisket and smoked turkey, reheat. Bowl of Fritos. Top with meat, some Franklin bbq sauce, some Louisiana sweet hot jalapenos, serve in cardboard boat, eat with spoon.
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Check out these fucking chips
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I for one welcome our new AI overlords
This is absolutely zero surprise. If you were to design a society to maximize our cumulative stupidity as quickly and intensely as possible, it would look EXACTLY like what we have right now. We are pursuing it with a passion never seen on this earth before.
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Shit's Borked
First, it’s “slower than molasses in FEBRUARY,” you commie. Second, @immamac , it’s not our internet. Page is SUPER slow to load. And dcbc and I don’t live together. Not anymore, at least.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
This. Cult gonna cult. And those of yall thinking that the gullible stupid idiots won’t stop being gullible stupid idiots? Dude. We’ve cultivated, watered, and covered with Miracle-Gro the largest gullible stupid idiot crop the world has ever seen. It’s a bumper crop that will carry us through multiple generations. They aren’t going away.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Look….do I want one of those sweet giant North Korean officer hats? Yes. Yes I do. No apologies.
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Non-Texas weather. The all-encompassing thread
-45 isn’t a temperature. It’s the percentage decline in approval rating of a Texas coach who says “you know, I actually LIKE Oklahoma” in October.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Tent. Box cars. Let’s not get bogged down in details.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Dang….you sexy, MC.
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Hey Steel Shank!
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
The bit I love is the “we live to serve Israel” crowd is ALSO contorting itself to conclude “but let’s not be rash, there’s also room in the party for Nazis who think that Jews are vermin and should be exterminated!” Cognitive dissonance writ large. The GQP is literally the party of simultaneous fealty to Zionism and violent anti-semitism. It’s amazing to watch, as they embrace both without an ounce of irony.
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Christmas 2025
You failed to mention “jerked off using my now cancer-free arm.” I’m sure you just accidentally left that part out.