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Brisketexan

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  1. Dude....how did this thread go all day without someone posting Raul Malo? Dude was fucking amazing. Our wedding playlist had a shitload of Mavericks in the rotation. https://www.npr.org/2025/12/09/nx-s1-5553410/raul-malo-the-mavericks-dies-at-60
  2. Yeah, but he's white, well-connected, and plays baseball. So, this is the correct outcome. Duh. Try to keep up.
  3. America 2025: best career plan for someone of limited intelligence stuck in a shit job? Do/say something horribly racist, set up Gofundme after inevitable backlash, make high six figures (like, 6-7 years of earnings from your prior gig). What an incredible time to live in.
  4. I don't know him. I know very little about him. BUT....I decided to pardon him. "I don't know what this red button does, but I decided to push it." Fucking moron-est moron in the world's most powerful moronocracy.
  5. I do like the new American standard. Did you upset me in any way? Cool. Then this is the right reaction: Those of you who saw Kentucky Fried Movie will get the reference.
  6. When you realize that to these people, the First Amendment is only a weapon to be wielded against their enemies, and not an actual shield to protect speech regardless of content, it all makes sense. These "strict Constitutionalists" actually fucking HATE the Constitution as a governing document and set of principles. The "Constitution" is just a word they use as a talisman to allow them to do whatever they want.
  7. "Arsonist seeks praise for putting out fire that he started. Film at 11:00."
  8. America, 2025: "The REAL racism is calling people who say and do blatantly racist things 'racists.'" What a time to be alive.
  9. I presume that's a reference to tentacle porn and blurred genitals.
  10. Naah, I just followed the story and read the full report after the Baylor/Briles rape scandal. Whole lotta absolving males from responsibility, and blaming victims, in a manner consistent with their fundagelical theology. When you see a pattern, you see a pattern.
  11. Maybe not practice repressive, sexist theology and policies that make sexual abuse inevitable. But that's clearly too much to ask.
  12. I have zero recollection. It was just eye-opening to a still relatively naive 19 year old. They were as mean as rattlesnakes literally in the breath they were using to pray. Taught me a whole lot that day. Was far from the last time that I’ve seen performative “Christians” be the worst, most evil fuckers on earth.
  13. Regardless of what he says…I firmly believe that adult males who wear a stocking cap 24/7 should be launched into the sun.
  14. Maga: "That Stassney fella's got a point!"
  15. I mean....it might make those passengers on Spirit flights a bit less unruly. Just spitballin' here.
  16. Dude....if we are LUCKY we might recover enough to be as dumb/smart as Mississippi. At this point, the only things we have in our favor are (1) diverse topography and (2) mexican food. Otherwise, we lose across the board.
  17. Duffy: "Internet poster @Macanudo made a post about how there are no buttplugs for rent available in any major US airport, which caused me to launch a full-scale effort to ensure that all manner of anal devices are available to travelers." Dumbest. Timeline. Ever. I gotta be honest....that's how I read the initial post. I was thinking "WTF? I immediately find the bar in every airport I go to. I pull right up and order a beer."
  18. Yep. When I was in service, the most abusive set of customers I ever had was....a table of super-showy "Christians" (ostentatiously saying prayers, talking about their church, blah blah blah - they were also the meanest, most demeaning people I ever had to deal with in my life). I didn't say shit to them. After about the 4th time they berated the shit out of me, I went back in the kitchen, and told the manager "table 5 is yours, I'm not going back over there." And that was that. He personally finished out their service, and said "yeah, they were awful, even to me. Here's the tip, you earned it." I told him nope, I don't want anything to do with them, including their money. See, it's easy not to be a confrontational piece of shit. Just....don't be a piece of shit. Oh, and fuck this fucker. "All these people who say I'm racist are totally making me be a racist!" "Also, I don't want to beat my wife. Why does she keep provoking me by burning my pancakes? Stop making me hit you, Linda!" HOWEVER, I will say that it's okay to hate people for certain very good reasons. For example, I think that he should be dragged behind a team of Clydesdales until his skin peels off for wearing that stupid-ass visor. There are few looks on earth that scream "dear God I need an ass-kicking" more than the white man visor look.
  19. As I understand, the only item we are authorized to send is a wreath. We have a fund for that.
  20. Oh, oh! I know this one! "Child rape is God's will. Take it up with Him." What did I win? I mean, it's a Baptist church, so I probably didn't win a bottle of good bourbon. They HAVE it of course, they just keep it hidden.
  21. There's never a bad time to chase something that will make you better, and feel better about yourself. And there's no feeling better than catching that thing you've been chasing. Congratulations. And fuck yes, HOOK 'EM.
  22. Do NOT go looking on urban dictionary for "so she gave me the old leaking Latvian toilet."
  23. Man. When I was younger, I mostly had a Dryas. But now, I really can't trust a fart.
  24. Nope. Debasing won't get you that. Payola will.
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