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  1. 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    They had better still serve the chicken crispers with honey mustard. 

    Okay fuckers, let's get some shit straight.

    1) If you order the chicken crispers, you get them with a side of cream gravy like a man, not honey mustard like a kid.

    2) Chili's chips and salsa have no relation to actual mexican chips and salsa.  Also, they are fucking delicious and I love them.

    3) The SW egg rolls are fine.  Not the greatest, just...fine.

    5) Chili's burgers are and always have been solid.  

    6) Applebees does not belong in the same conversation.  Applebees is where you go eat with your 300 lb wife and your 3 snotnose kids, drinking cheap domestic beer and hoping that it numbs the reality of what your life has become.

     

    Now, having settled that, let's talk about Hall and Oates.

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  2. 3 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

     I really don’t understand how anyone can oppose mailing ballots.

    Because when people 1) are informed and 2) have the easy ability to speak their mind.....it does NOT favor the GQP.  That's it. That's the reason.  Republicans oppose voting, because they oppose and hold in contempt the voters.

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  3. You’d have to know what’s its life to have to attend to aging family members who often just exist in senior care facilities, to truly understand the enormous benefit of KH’s proposal to provide long term in home healthcare for a broader group of seniors.

    Blah blah blah, you sound like a communist who hates America and should leave, libtard!
    There. That’s the “honest dialogue” we get from team MAGA. Saved everyone the trouble.
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  4. The flaw in the system is people who are trying to get elected to run the government having to get millions of people who have zero idea what a government is even supposed to do to vote for them. 
    There is no fix for democracy once the electorate is too ignorant to even know what government is supposed to be. It's a spiral downward into the abyss. 

    Yep. “Here you go. Go talk to people who think the president has a magic ‘make gas prices and inflation go up/down’ button, and get them to vote for you.”
    The messaging has to be so dumbed down as to be false, which gives Dotard a huge advantage. “I’ll do it all, bigly, like nobody’s ever seen before!” “Well, he’s got MY vote!”
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  5. 13 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

    Tangentially related, I had a Dutch dude two weeks ago tell me their mustard meant they could handle spice. 🤣

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    Yeah.  They're fucking pathetic.  When my daughter lived in Sweden, her flatmates would bitch about her cooking because it used a lot of onions and "onions are spicy."  Pathetic.

    5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

    Whatever.  Laws don't apply to billionaires, especially white ones.  Late-stage capitalist oligarchy out front shoulda told ya.

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  6. 4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Just for the record, the Hatch Act excludes the President and Vice President from its prohibitions.

    But the Hatch Chile Act only excludes pussy-ass midwesterners and yankees from engaging in the deliciousness that is green chile grits, green chile pork stew, green chile cheeseburgers.  Can't handle spice?  you don't even DESERVE to be a swing state.

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  7. Have been reflecting on my comments lately re: Houston drivers from Austin drivers
    So, yes, Houston drivers are trying to kill you.  They will cut you off at 80 mph, make sure you never ever enter in their lane, drive like absolute maniacs anywhere, everywhere and across all 250 lanes of I-10.
    The more I pay attention, the more I realize Austin drivers will sometimes decide its OK to drive 55 on Mopac... or to stop in the middle of the road and wait to cut across two lanes of traffic to turn somewhere... or drive along Walsh Tarlton, stop in the road and F'ing hit reverse to back into a street.  People act lost or stoned (likely) or both and subsequently will throw you the weirdest driving move possible.  Baffling.

    The exact speech I’ve given for 30 years. I’ll take Houston drivers all day, because aggressive and homicidal is predictable. Austin drivers being stupid and pulling crazy ivans can’t be bothered predicted or planned for.
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  8. 3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    If they would vehemently deny that our founding fathers did not practice nor have the same Christian beliefs that most Americans especially evangelicals have today. For the most part they didn’t believe in Jesus other than his moral teachings.  They also believed more in reason, logic and natural law rather than divine revelation.

    most importantly they were against widespread or large religious institutions.

    Counterpoint: history is fag talk!

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  9. 2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    I know a lot of guys in this exact situation. 

    And they are mostly fucking dumbasses who weren't paying attention to the facts that actually mattered.

    I should know, plenty of times in my life I've been a dumbass who wasn't paying attention to the facts that actually mattered, so I know exactly what such dumbassery looks like.

    And yeah, what DDD Dad said above is fucking infuriating.  ALL Western economies experienced SIMULTANEOUS inflation, GLOBALLY.  No official in any one country - ours or any other - caused inflation to go up, nor caused it to moderate in the past couple of years.  It was a byproduct of the global economy in light of the pandemic and supply chain contraction then expansion, etc.  And it was largely managed by standard tools (interest rate hikes set by central banks, which again generally are not controlled by a country's president/PM).  

    The idiotic, simple-minded tendency of people to say "economic thing X happened while person Y was POTUS means person Y made it happen" is maddening.....but we aren't going to change it.  You can't fix stupid.  You have to figure out how to harness stupid.  The Republicans are much better at it these days.

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  10. Just now, aggie08 said:

    C'mon, stop. The hard R wouldn't help him. But it would be depressing to see how little it hurts him. It would most assuredly lock up the election for Kamala, but in the sense that she'll win PA by 3 instead of 1.5, and Georgia will go from +1 Trump to +0.25 Harris. So yay, he lost, but holy shit our country is probably broken.

    The thing is, what I said SHOULD be hyperbole.  But there's a solid chance that it's not.  Shit like that will motivate the people who really want a guy who (wink wink) isn't afraid to "tell it like it is."  And I mean, look....look at the black-on-black crime, and Chicago, and the data shows they're just not that smart, and they ruin the inner cities, and blah blah blah.

    Come to grips with the fact that this country is much, much, much shittier than most of us thought/wanted to think 10 years ago.  We elected a black man president in 2008...and it set us back 50 years, sociologically.  Completely broke the brains of half the country.

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