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Posts posted by Brisketexan
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2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:
Hopefully I can ask this with a bit of amnesty, but what's wrong with these requests/demands?
I mean #1 is a bit of a boondoggle that I don't think is even physically feasible, but I think some sort of enhancement to border security could be agreed to. The others don't seem that crazy.
I mean personally, I'm for the legalization of all drugs, but I understand that's not happening anytime soon, so I understand #3 in that context.
On the drug front, I've got an idea....we could create a whole new agency to enforce our drug laws. Like, an enforcement agency, for drugs. A drug enforcement agency. And they will focus super-hard on attacking the drug issue, legally. They'll attack the problem so hard, it'll be like a war, a war on drugs. Anyway, that's my idea. We should do that. I'm 100% certain that it will work, and drugs will lose and go away forever.
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11 minutes ago, Chopper said:
She desperately needs a new stylist. She has way too much going on with her outfit, inside-out seams on her jacket, chunky jewelry all over the place, and an unwelcome (for my eyes anyway) full view of her cleavage. Yikes.
Ok now. I will not hear criticism of exposed middle-aged cleavage. Certain lines should not be crossed.
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27 minutes ago, Sandman said:
Someone said "They solved this murder before the Dallas Cowboys made another NFC championship game", which is gold.
Uh-oh. Now that this Tupac thing is resolved, the aggy football team is going to be super-focused and a force to be reckoned with.
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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:
Woman found dead in Northwest Hills this morning.
Surely somebody is on the NW Hills Nextdoor who can share with us what the scoop is on this one (I'm not on there, because fuck Nextdoor - I have never felt the need to make 40 posts in a row worrying about suspicious-looking black or brown people in work trucks).
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Fucking Boomers. The generation of "nope, no, no fucking way we can let go of anything and pass the torch." They're the fucking worst.
And yeah, this is a shitload more than a FN to her legacy. It's an entire chapter, and it's a really, really bad one. You ran for re-election for a 6 year term when you were EIGHTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. No. Just, NO. LET. THE FUCK. GO.
At 85, I assure you that I will not be taking on a new 6-year project. I'll be focused on popping a little blue pill and having a fun weekend with my 35 yr old mistress and my 85 year old wife, because I sure as shit don't know if I'll live to see the next weekend. But if I DO live until that next weekend....gonna do the pill and mistress thing again. Because you should enjoy your golden years.
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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:
Betty, "Take this to remember these by..."
Armybrat, "I won't ever forget you...or them."
(48 hours later)
Mrs. Armybrat, "You wanna explain why the hell I found this bra in your travel bag?"
Armybrat, "I have no idea!"Mrs. Armybrat, "Don't play that 'I'm too old, I forget' bullshit card."
Armybrat, "Fine, it's Betty White's."
Mrs. Armybrat, "Good to know you still got it. Put it in the memory box with the others. Get dressed, we're going to Enchiladas y Mas"
You just described a pretty damned nice little weekend. I'm in.
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24 minutes ago, Celery Man said:
How do you not know the reaction you’re going to get to that and how do you not have X in a prime spot on your Home Screen as it’s ceo?
Because the entire operation is a half-assed shitshow dumpster fire. Seriously, it's the explanation for everything. Imagine putting a sociopathic toddler with ADD in charge of a multibillion dollar enterprise. This is exactly the result that you'd get.
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:I've lived in Texas my entire life and have been to the border multiple times in multiple places. I have never once worn a cowboy hat.
Well, sure....because you're not EXTREME HARDCORE. X. X IS COOL. Duh.
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42 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:
Yeah. He’s got a wandering dick and unlimited ambition, but he isn’t stupid.
40 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:"Wandering Dick and Unlimited Ambition" are headlining a Bluegrass jam band festival summer 2024.
Whereas "Meandering Dick and Meager Ambition" was my academic plan when I was on the 40 acres. I accomplished my plan.
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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:
This whole shutdown is literally because Gaetz hates McCarthy.
And because McCarthy is too much of a chickenshit MAGA to try to build anything resembling a coalition with Dems. The GQP is, AT BEST, a spineless hostage of low-IQ, zero-integrity grifting terrorists, or -- and I think this is more accurate -- a terrorist movement from top to bottom, with some of the terrorists being breathtakingly stupid and others being breathtaking cowards in suits.
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I, personally, have the higher ground where I live, with an easy shot up to 300-500 yards from most all directions of attack so bring it on dorks.
More accurately bring on the drone strikes when they attempt the next coup; they've been shittting all over military brass. They lost the Civil War, they lost thier guerilla war via the KKK, They lost on Jan 6, and they will lose next time too.
.300 WBY Mag sighted in at 300 yards. I’m getting really close to wishing some deluded motherfuckers would. If they’re dumb enough to think that every gun owning American is on their side, then they’re dumb enough to give me a clear shot as they violently attack my country.-
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This.
I typically have the stitching facing away from me and rip from left to right. Worked in a seed company in high school/ college. Used the sewing machines on the bags almost every day. It only works in one direction to unlace it.
Protip- if you fuckup the knot on the start of your pull, just snip the knot off with scissors or pocket knife and it should pull right out.
I have found that my success rate on pulling a stitched bag top the right way is about the same as my success rate in putting a USB stick into a port right side up. Close to 0%.-
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2 minutes ago, WBT said:
Here for work for the first time in awhile and George's has closed. RIP
This planet has fewer and fewer things going for it.
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3 minutes ago, C-Man said:
Is DalTx being deliberately obtuse -- or is he just refusing to take the L on this? A Trump-tard in sheep's clothing?
2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:He's a profoundly stupid person.
It's one of these. He's flat-out wrong on how Summary Judgment works, but here's the thing: THAT'S OK. It's a specific legal mechanism, and if you're not a lawyer, not knowing the specifics is not anything to be ashamed of.
Now, once it is explained to you how it works, in plain layman's language (as has been done several times on this thread in different ways), STICKING WITH your incorrect understanding....THAT'S the problem. So, we're back to "DalTx is one of these" conclusion.
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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:Or how the Japanese have gone back to the future with lithium-ion battery powered submarines:
https://www.usni.org/magazines/proceedings/2022/december/japans-advanced-lithium-ion-submarines
It's like someone has never heard of the fleet of electric boats that's been cruising around Newport Harbor for....seriously, what, 30 years now? Electric boats are not exactly new tech. He's a fucking idiot, a complete fucking moron. Seriously, if you support him in any way, if you would even think of voting for him, you need to own the fact that you are on team "the dumbest man alive."
19 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:Sarcasm isn't very effective when you don't sufficiently understand the material you're discussing.
Yes, summary judgment is used to resolve purely legal issues. However I'd say its primary use is identifying those cases where there is no genuine dispute regarding a material fact (i.e., a fact that matters). Further, in order to oppose summary judgment, one has to present actual evidence indicating a dispute of material fact (yes, summary judgment requires consideration of evidence, which generally has to be capable of being converted into an admissible format). Mere allegations that the matter is disputed isn't going to do anything. This is pretty basic and black letter law.
From the order, it appears Trump's legal team made a very poor effort in providing such evidence, relying mainly on poor legal arguments or unsupported conclusory statements, e.g.:
There is no factual dispute here. Trump inflated the square footage to 300% of its actual value. His purported dispute of fact was that maybe math isn't math and a building's measurements are subjective. That is stupid. And it was never going to be sufficient to defeat summary judgment.
Really glad someone got around to posting this. Some FACTS that DalTx apparently needs to hear repeatedly:
1) Summary Judgment IS a trial. It is a trial in which the judge determines "questions of law on which there is no issue of disputed material fact." My practice involves a shitload of these: the facts are not in dispute, what happened and what was said/done were done in the open, and aren't in dispute. What they MEAN, legally, is what's in dispute -- and that's for a judge to decide.
2) When a Summary Judgment DOES depend on some facts (e.g., even if they aren't disputed facts, they do need to be in the record), the party making the motion submits those facts. Maybe those facts are a) a copy of the signed contract, b) a copy of the letter from the other side saying "we're not paying you for this month's delivery, and c) an affidavit from my client verifying that indeed, he did not receive payment. Depo testimony is also commonly used. Presuming those are undisputed facts, then the court will consider the legal question presented by those facts.
3) Facts CAN be disputed in a Summary Judgment proceeding. In my example above, see my example of the affidavit saying "nope, I never received payment." But maybe the other side disputes that -- THEY submit an affidavit that says "That's not true, I paid you. See the attached check and bank record indicating my $10k payment for your August invoice." That fact is now DISPUTED, and my Summary Judgment motion would be DENIED.
4) DENIAL of a summary judgment motion doesn't mean that the non-moving party won their case. It means that they survived this procedural challenge, and the question now goes on to a full trial (yes, with cross examination etc.).
What this means re: TRUMPCO: The DA presented a motion, saying "these are the facts: a) these are the representations made, and b) these are the actual values/dimensions of the properties/assets at issue. BASED ON THOSE UNDISPUTED AND UNDISPUTABLE FACTS, the elements of our NY fraud case are established." Trumpco HAD EVERY RIGHT to dispute any of those facts -- things like "that's not what was actually said," or more likely "that is only part of what was said, here's the full disclosure with the detailed valuation numbers," and "also, the actual values/dimensions of the properties are not what the DA says they are" [it seems they made a halfhearted attempt at this, but it's functionally impossible to create a "disputed factual issue" on objective measurements].
Trumpco had every chance to put on evidence that would save their case. They didn't even have to prove their position, they just had to raise a QUESTION of fact, by introducing "more than a scintilla" of evidence. Trumpco failed to do so, even when given the chance. That's what summary judgment is, and what it means. You fucking dumbass.
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Don’t evade. I’m not the one with a porn hub search for “cankle stubble.”
I know you’re not kink shaming. We don’t do that round here.-
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Fucking hell. Reminds me of the phone I found on the ground walking to Q2 - it was locked. I figured someone would get smart and call the number, so I could answer and tell them where to meet up to get it. Nope. Never happened. Her friends sent it like 5,000 texts…which I couldn’t respond to (locked screen). NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CALLED THE PHONE, WHICH I COULD HAVE ANSWERED. I eventually just handed it to lost and found, because fuck it and fuck stupid people.-
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Omega block?
THIS IS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT
An Omega Mu block would be even bigger and uglier.
But they do know how to party.-
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"As Badalian removed his suit jacket, his tie, his belt and his shoelaces under the close watch of two marshals, he proclaimed that "this is what you get for defending the Capitol building" and questioned the loyalty of one of the law enforcement officers taking him into custody. "How do you feel about this?" he asked. "You feel like this is right?" Just before he was handcuffed and led out of the courtroom, Badalian told the marshal that he had the duty to resist unconstitutional orders."
FUCK that enrages me. Four years, and this lunacy will be out again.
Correct. He needs to be hanged. That’s what you do with traitors who wage war against our country. It’s what every other sane country would do.-
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I'm sure that the powers that be that are SUPER concerned about "VOTER FRAUD!" are already on this.
Right?
Right fellas?
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8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:I'm not looking forward to getting old. The things some of y'all would bang...
See, the funny thing is, you think my age has to do with my expansive standards when it comes to delightful female companionship. Those standards were set down LONG ago.
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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:
I mean, on the one hand....he's absolutely being hoist on his own petard.
But on the other hand, he's not wrong. But the reason he's not wrong is....ummmm.....bad. He probably COULD get an outlandish price for MAL. Why? Because what he said was true: Saudi Arabia stands ready to bribe him by paying 100X the actual market value of any property in order to own his ass. So, his defense of "I can get a bribe laundered as a purchase price for whatever I want," while true....is not exactly exculpatory.
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Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?
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When it comes to cleavage, I'm a generous grader.