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Brisketexan

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  1. 2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    Hopefully I can ask this with a bit of amnesty, but what's wrong with these requests/demands?

    I mean #1 is a bit of a boondoggle that I don't think is even physically feasible, but I think some sort of enhancement to border security could be agreed to.  The others don't seem that crazy.

    I mean personally, I'm for the legalization of all drugs, but I understand that's not happening anytime soon, so I understand #3 in that context.

    On the drug front, I've got an idea....we could create a whole new agency to enforce our drug laws.  Like, an enforcement agency, for drugs. A drug enforcement agency.  And they will focus super-hard on attacking the drug issue, legally.  They'll attack the problem so hard, it'll be like a war, a war on drugs.  Anyway, that's my idea.  We should do that.  I'm 100% certain that it will work, and drugs will lose and go away forever.

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  2. 27 minutes ago, Sandman said:

    Someone said "They solved this murder before the Dallas Cowboys made another NFC championship game", which is gold.

    Uh-oh.  Now that this Tupac thing is resolved, the aggy football team is going to be super-focused and a force to be reckoned with.

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  3. Fucking Boomers.  The generation of "nope, no, no fucking way we can let go of anything and pass the torch."  They're the fucking worst.

    And yeah, this is a shitload more than a FN to her legacy.  It's an entire chapter, and it's a really, really bad one.  You ran for re-election for a 6 year term when you were EIGHTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD.  No.  Just, NO.  LET.  THE FUCK.  GO.

    At 85, I assure you that I will not be taking on a new 6-year project.  I'll be focused on popping a little blue pill and having a fun weekend with my 35 yr old mistress and my 85 year old wife, because I sure as shit don't know if I'll live to see the next weekend.  But if I DO live until that next weekend....gonna do the pill and mistress thing again.  Because you should enjoy your golden years.

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  4. 1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

    Betty, "Take this to remember these by..."

    Armybrat, "I won't ever forget you...or them." 

    (48 hours later) 

    Mrs. Armybrat, "You wanna explain why the hell I found this bra in your travel bag?"


    Armybrat, "I have no idea!"

    Mrs. Armybrat, "Don't play that 'I'm too old, I forget' bullshit card."

    Armybrat, "Fine, it's Betty White's." 

    Mrs. Armybrat, "Good to know you still got it.  Put it in the memory box with the others.  Get dressed, we're going to Enchiladas y Mas" 

    You just described a pretty damned nice little weekend.  I'm in.

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  5. 24 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

    How do you not know the reaction you’re going to get to that and how do you not have X in a prime spot on your Home Screen as it’s ceo?

    Because the entire operation is a half-assed shitshow dumpster fire.  Seriously, it's the explanation for everything.  Imagine putting a sociopathic toddler with ADD in charge of a multibillion dollar enterprise.  This is exactly the result that you'd get.

    3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

    I've lived in Texas my entire life and have been to the border multiple times in multiple places.  I have never once worn a cowboy hat.

    Well, sure....because you're not EXTREME HARDCORE.  X.  X IS COOL.  Duh.

  6. 42 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

    Yeah. He’s got a wandering dick and unlimited ambition, but he isn’t stupid. 

    40 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

    "Wandering Dick and Unlimited Ambition" are headlining a Bluegrass jam band festival summer 2024. 

    Whereas "Meandering Dick and Meager Ambition" was my academic plan when I was on the 40 acres.  I accomplished my plan.

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  7. 7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

    This whole shutdown is literally because Gaetz hates McCarthy.  

    And because McCarthy is too much of a chickenshit MAGA to try to build anything resembling a coalition with Dems.  The GQP is, AT BEST, a spineless hostage of low-IQ, zero-integrity grifting terrorists, or -- and I think this is more accurate -- a terrorist movement from top to bottom, with some of the terrorists being breathtakingly stupid and others being breathtaking cowards in suits.

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  8. I, personally, have the higher ground where I live, with an easy shot up to 300-500 yards from most all directions of attack so bring it on dorks.

    More accurately bring on the drone strikes when they attempt the next coup; they've been shittting all over military brass. They lost the Civil War, they lost thier guerilla war via the KKK, They lost on Jan 6, and they will lose next time too.

    .300 WBY Mag sighted in at 300 yards. I’m getting really close to wishing some deluded motherfuckers would. If they’re dumb enough to think that every gun owning American is on their side, then they’re dumb enough to give me a clear shot as they violently attack my country.
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  9. This.
    I typically have the stitching facing away from me and rip from left to right.  Worked in a seed company in high school/ college.  Used the sewing machines on the bags almost every day.  It only works in one direction to unlace it.
    Protip- if you fuckup the knot on the start of your pull, just snip the knot off with scissors or pocket knife and it should pull right out.

    I have found that my success rate on pulling a stitched bag top the right way is about the same as my success rate in putting a USB stick into a port right side up. Close to 0%.
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  10. 3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

    Is DalTx being deliberately obtuse -- or is he just refusing to take the L on this? A Trump-tard in sheep's clothing?

    2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

    He's a profoundly stupid person.

    It's one of these.  He's flat-out wrong on how Summary Judgment works, but here's the thing: THAT'S OK.  It's a specific legal mechanism, and if you're not a lawyer, not knowing the specifics is not anything to be ashamed of.

    Now, once it is explained to you how it works, in plain layman's language (as has been done several times on this thread in different ways), STICKING WITH your incorrect understanding....THAT'S the problem.  So, we're back to "DalTx is one of these" conclusion.

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    Fucking hell. Reminds me of the phone I found on the ground walking to Q2 - it was locked. I figured someone would get smart and call the number, so I could answer and tell them where to meet up to get it. Nope. Never happened. Her friends sent it like 5,000 texts…which I couldn’t respond to (locked screen). NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CALLED THE PHONE, WHICH I COULD HAVE ANSWERED. I eventually just handed it to lost and found, because fuck it and fuck stupid people.
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  12. "As Badalian removed his suit jacket, his tie, his belt and his shoelaces under the close watch of two marshals, he proclaimed that "this is what you get for defending the Capitol building" and questioned the loyalty of one of the law enforcement officers taking him into custody. "How do you feel about this?" he asked. "You feel like this is right?"  Just before he was handcuffed and led out of the courtroom, Badalian told the marshal that he had the duty to resist unconstitutional orders."

    FUCK that enrages me.  Four years, and this lunacy will be out again.

    Correct. He needs to be hanged. That’s what you do with traitors who wage war against our country. It’s what every other sane country would do.
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  13. 2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

     

    I mean, on the one hand....he's absolutely being hoist on his own petard.

    But on the other hand, he's not wrong.  But the reason he's not wrong is....ummmm.....bad.  He probably COULD get an outlandish price for MAL.  Why?  Because what he said was true: Saudi Arabia stands ready to bribe him by paying 100X the actual market value of any property in order to own his ass.  So, his defense of "I can get a bribe laundered as a purchase price for whatever I want," while true....is not exactly exculpatory.

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