Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Can we talk about Zuckerberg?
An entire ecosystem run by Nathan Thurms:
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Trumps War on drugs, Venezuela and Colombia
Well, in the near term, won't it make oil prices go up? A war would likely shut down much of Venezuela's oil production and shipping, right? One thing is for sure: figure out the best insider trading options on this play, and watch them for movement. Sharp movement will tell you that regime insiders are using their information to profit before imminent military action goes down. That's a 100% guarantee.
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Trump’s America
But you earned your "tipped the stripper" badge long ago....
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Black Friday Deals
Just light a match near any Surly poster's ass at a tailgate, and you'll get similar performance.
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Trump’s America
Cool. OH THE FUCKING IRONY.
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ICE activity/raids
There's a whole manual out there. For real. Like, particular rules and procedures for peaceful demonstrations, designated persons in safe positions with a roster of participants (so all can be accounted for). They will even hand out color-coded wrist-bands for those who are okay with being arrested, those who will leave on being told they will be arrested, etc. Resources are available online, and you would be well-served by consulting with them, and/or participating with an organized group (there are many civil and social justice organizations actively involved).
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
From your lips to Satan's ears.
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The Fuck This Scumbag Thread
But, I mean....she gets to keep her "Alabama Teacher of the Year" title, and deservedly so.
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Trump’s America
I mean, the source problem here is that Kash is solely a sub-par sycophantic social media influencer who was suddenly put in charge of one of the most complex apparatuses in the world -- a challenging mix of legal, intelligence, and law enforcement functions/challenges. And the often unrecognized fault with such people is that they are SO incompetent that they've never had access to real power (or wealth) before, so when they are handed the keys to the kingdom, they can't HELP but abuse it and loot it for personal gain, like an undisciplined kid given the keys to the candy store. And in terms of running a complex system, it was like putting a monkey at the stick of an F-35; it was always going to crash, it's just a question of when and how. The fantastic thing is that the rest of Trump's "hires" are little better. Kegbreath, Bondi, Homan. Incompetents and grifters. Literally the only thing they bring to the table is complete, slavish loyalty to Trump. Which, not coincidentally, is the only attribute on the planet that he values. I will stick with the source yiddish, thank you very much.
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Trump’s America
I mean, that gal sounded exactly like the measured, sane, rational MAGA types we all know and love. But I quibble very, very strongly with one thing. She said Gretchen Whitmer has an ugly butt. I strongly disagree. From what I can tell, she has a lovely and tasteful age-appropriate tuchus. So, that was just uncalled for.
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Hey Steel Shank!
A concoction that works for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
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James Comey is my Homie
The irony of Flynn bitching that someone "committed crimes against our country." In any other functioning state, Flynn would have been publicly hanged long ago, for actual fucking treason.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Yeah, there's really no other way to read that, is there? Fucking funny as hell. "These assholes insist that our FSD system 'not steer cars into oncoming traffic,' and 'not run over and kill pedestrians in crosswalks,' and all kinds of overly burdensome regulatory-sounding bullshit. We are a freedom company!"
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The Trump Economy
Yeah, I don't understand such old-fashioned terms. Next thing you know, we'll have to hop on the next jitney to 23 skidoo outta here and find a new place to live.
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Fast Food guilty pleasures
Yeah. But $1.99 for a "gravy flight" sounds fucking magical.
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Candace Owens
Hey, Candace might be on to something....Just released new security cam footage capturing Kirk's assassin in the act:
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Our answer to the dumbass Venezuelans who voted for this shit: ....and not the way they want it to.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
When you realize that our state is run by unprincipled spineless cowards whose sole source of self-satisfaction is punching down.....the conundrum checks out.
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Yes, we would. Because we are not a functioning country anymore. We are a crackpot kleptocratic autocracy - a real outsider among developed nations these days. 2025 can have "has her own show," or "member of the cabinet," or any number of wacky shit like that.
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Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
FIF accuracy.- Trump’s America
No. It won't be. Give me a crew and an afternoon, we'll have it scraped, refinished, and repainted. And yeah, the crew will look entirely like this:- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
This is the bottom line. Talk about having a WILDLY inflated sense of her importance. Seriously....why in the fuck would the French government want to kill her? What fucking threat is a single batshit crazy person with a mid podcast? She's not. You defamed Macron personally, they sued you. That's not a national security or "have her killed to silence her" issue. She's not important. She's just crazy.- ICE activity/raids
There is a non-zero chance that within the next year, she'll be shot in the face with a pepperball by some ICE asshole, arrested, or both. All while wearing her clerical collar, clearly marking herself as clergy. And those dumbasses don't realize that will just piss her off even more.- ICE activity/raids
There's a whole lot of this. My wife has commented flatly "I will not have my children and grandchildren wondering for even a moment whether I was complicit, or whether I stood with humanity." That is 100% where we are as a society. Are you the kind of person who would have hidden Anne Frank, or the kind who would turn her in? There's no middle fucking ground. Yellow fever got the job fucking DONE. Time to bring it back. Honestly, I suspect RFK will get us there sooner than you think. - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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