Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
FIF accuracy.- Trump’s America
No. It won't be. Give me a crew and an afternoon, we'll have it scraped, refinished, and repainted. And yeah, the crew will look entirely like this:- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
This is the bottom line. Talk about having a WILDLY inflated sense of her importance. Seriously....why in the fuck would the French government want to kill her? What fucking threat is a single batshit crazy person with a mid podcast? She's not. You defamed Macron personally, they sued you. That's not a national security or "have her killed to silence her" issue. She's not important. She's just crazy.- ICE activity/raids
There is a non-zero chance that within the next year, she'll be shot in the face with a pepperball by some ICE asshole, arrested, or both. All while wearing her clerical collar, clearly marking herself as clergy. And those dumbasses don't realize that will just piss her off even more.- ICE activity/raids
There's a whole lot of this. My wife has commented flatly "I will not have my children and grandchildren wondering for even a moment whether I was complicit, or whether I stood with humanity." That is 100% where we are as a society. Are you the kind of person who would have hidden Anne Frank, or the kind who would turn her in? There's no middle fucking ground. Yellow fever got the job fucking DONE. Time to bring it back. Honestly, I suspect RFK will get us there sooner than you think.- Will UT Bend the Knee?
Well, there may actually be some legit attorney-client stuff in there - quite a bit, maybe. When the compact offer/demand came in, I suspect that there were significant conversations with legal counsel regarding risks, repercussions, possible responsive strategies, etc., and a good bit of back and forth on that. Any communication sent to the Trump administration - a third party - would NOT be privileged. Now....that assertion of privilege will be reviewed by our Attorney General's office, and that Open Records division is . . . .short-staffed, by woefully inexperienced people (they ran off all the experienced folks) and (this is different than it used to be) much more susceptible to pressure/demands from politicians above than it used to be. So, that part of the process isn't so great. But, once they issue their decision and records are withheld, the requestors can appeal that and take it to court for a legit third-party evaluation of whether the privilege actually applies.- Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
Our leadership is made up of literally the stupidest people in the entire country. Seriously, they are all so fucking goddamn dumb. Imagine that instead of dealing with the DOD, DOJ, and other incredibly important executive branch functions, you were instead dealing with these people as CEOs of major businesses you had to deal with. You have to work with Kegbreath as CEO of Defense Co., or Bondi as CEO of Legal Co. You would hang up the phone from a call with those people, turn to your colleagues, and be all- Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
There's a simple solution. Every retired military officer should state/post Kelly's admonition, word-for-word. Want to prosecute officers for following their oath and reminding others of same? Good. Bring it, you gutless little bitch.- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Well, it was just me, and that’s nearly a pound of mollejas.- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Wife had dinner with friends, so I decided to go full messican. Hit Fiesta on the way home. Mollejas y frijoles (grilled sweetbreads and beans).- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats. In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).- Trump’s America
It is going to be laughably: 1) incomplete 2) the parts that are understandable will be totally unworkable and likely even counterproductive 3) labeled with the "Trump" brand at every turn 4) and likely designed to funnel dollars to the Trump family grift in some way- Texas -- a failed state
I talked to him at a small presentation a few years back, and all he wanted to tout was his fun "cross-examination" of some witness for the MPAA appearing in front of some lame-ass committee. And while the story was amusing, I found myself thinking "jesus, what an incredible waste of time and a position." It sure seems like the sole reason he holds the office is so that when he makes a dinner reservation, he can say it's for "CONGRESSMAN John Carter."- Texas -- a failed state
To tell you how long that fucker has been around, I had my worst performance ever at a hearing in front of him as a judge as like a 3rd year lawyer (I stepped on my own dick for the entire hearing till I kinda saved a bit of it with a good closing). And I've been practicing law for three fucking decades now. Jesus, these fuckers just camp in the capitol now.- James Comey is my Homie
Yeah, not sure how that 6 month extension statute Twice Horn pointed out above figures in (whether they can legit re-indict or not).- Texas -- a failed state
If this isn't his campaign slogan, I don't want to live on this planet anymore:- Texas -- a failed state
Alex, I'll take "campus groups that are against all variety of fun and whose full sexual repertoire consists of date rape and guilty crying/masturbating to interracial cuck porn in the dark" for $500.- Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Alex, what is "someplace a young girl never wants to be?"- I for one welcome our new AI overlords
Just ask your computer to load the milf porn more slowly, and it'll be the same experience.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The "but I'm one of the good ones, he doesn't mean ME" self-deception runs STRONG in 2020s America. Yes, you fucking idiots, they DO mean you. Hispanics are sure as shit finding that out. They don't just want to pull you over and beat the shit out of you, and then find out you're legal. No, they want to do all that AND DEPORT YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A REAL AMERICAN. Vivek and Dinesh found that out as well re: Indians. "But I'm a MAGA patriot?" No, you're just a dirty curry-eater -- BEGONE, YOU NOT TRUE AMERICAN! They. Fucking. HATE YOU. Wake. The fuck. UP. The GQP is a white supremacist party of hate, they don't hide it, they shout it loudly and en masse. So, yeah, every person who doesn't look like one of the Aryan Nation posters that our Department of Homeland Security is putting up who nonetheless voted for this....maybe put some seasoning on your face, so the leopards can dine in style.- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Jesus. Today’s page of this thread FUCKS.- Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
These fuckers want a law-free nation state all their own so they can 1) wage economic war on the US, 2) wage information and cultural war on the US, and 3) commit every human rights violation imaginable (child rape, slavery, you name it) with no consequences. Fuck these evil shits. Let them go someplace where they have no military backing, and have any number of countries conquer their asses, try them for crimes against humanity, and hang them.- I for one welcome our new AI overlords
That is, one of my favorite terms of this era: "Hapsburg AI." Fucking absolute garbage created by generation upon generation of inbreeding. And the same types standing for the proposition that actually, it's the superior form of existence, and should rightfully control the globe. Fuck that. Inbred imperial bullshit is suited for exactly one thing, literally and metaphorically:- Wtf is wrong with you Tampa?
I'm sure that our current regime, which is SUPER-concerned about students being harassed because of their religion, will get right on this. Right? - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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