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Brisketexan

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  1. Huh. I'm curious why Fox and NewsMax and super-serious real-deal director of the FBI Ka$h aren't all over this story, blaming "political rhetoric," and surely finding a gas can with "I did this for politically motivated reasons" etched on it. It's a mystery, I guess.
  2. I thought you wished you worked for the Trump admin so you could hook up with hottie Kristi Noem?
  3. It's coming. If we knew WHEN, well, that's how we could make some real bank. But oh....it's coming.
  4. It's a bowling alley. So they're either for the ancient Galaga machine (don't bother, the high score is mine and it's gonna stay mine) or the cigarette machine. Or both.
  5. Yes, but see....on the other side of the equation are the most arrogant and greedy assholes in human history. And they have complete and total regulatory capture of the government of the most powerful country in the world. So, we already know how this is going to go. Adios, fellas. Maybe the cockroaches will eventually evolve into intelligent life with more morality and common sense than we brought to the table.
  6. Have the day you voted for, dudes.
  7. Yep, growing up, they were a S. Texas duck. Kinda like whitewings were a RGV dove. Now, my bird feeder at home in Austin is plundered by whitewings, and I've seen a huge congregation of blackbelly ducks in the Atchafalaya.
  8. Loved Got Any Gum. And I remember at the show in 88, he admonished us: “don’t drink drunk.” It was too late for me, though.
  9. If you aren’t Klan-robe white, you aren’t an American and should be deported. Believe them when they tell you exactly who they are. Kristi Noem is a white supremacist. She is an evil cunt, and will burn in hell.
  10. You missed a part, Okie State. They’re pissed off by: a Spanish-speaking AMERICAN CITIZEN. This is not about legal status. It never was, ever. It is about declaring that our country is for one type of person only: WHITE PEOPLE. Other ethnicities, like those dirty Hispanics, HAVE TO GO. Again, the secretary of homeland security is spittle-flinging ragey about…an American citizen performing at the Super Bowl. Where he will be singing in the first European language spoken in what is now the United States. What is it about him that they hate so much? His fucking ethnicity. That’s it. And the Chrispeyed of the world agree, because America isn’t for us. Even though my family has been in Texas since it was Coahuila y Tejas, we don’t belong in Whites Only America. Fuck them. Fuck every one of their racist asses. Remember, these are [mention=620]Enchubben[/mention] ‘s people. This is who he is.
  11. And MAGA thinks that “anorexic and hateful 9 yr old girl” is peak sexy look. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, it at least matches up with their pedophilia fetish, so things are starting to crystallize.
  12. But then how did you keep your wife in line?
  13. Man, can’t even remember what we paid for the eagles tickets. Probably in the $250-$300 class, IIRC. Got em months ago. And yeah, when I saw Walsh in Austin in 88…he was shithammered drunk. Still, he could play. And last night, he was who my wife couldn’t stop talking about - he just made it look effortless. At that 88 Walsh show, I was drunk as hell too. I passed out on the grass for a bit. Then I came to, and saw a hairy foot…which led to a hairy ankle. Which led to a hairy leg. Which ended at a skirt hem. A real-deal hairy legged hippie chick, happily dancing to the music and smelling of patchouli. And I realized “you aren’t in Houston anymore, Brisket.”
  14. Just left the Eagles at the Sphere. Hate em all you want, Lebowski…it was a great show. And yeah…we were in the youngest 20 percentile. And we ain’t young. Surprise highlight was the fact that Joe Walsh has still got it. I saw him 37 years ago (my first show Austin), and he remains an amazing guitarist.
  15. The play call here should be “seppuku.”
  16. Seriously. The dove are apparently still still flying well at our lease. Oughta get some more hunts in.
  17. Truly. We’ve got a concert to go to later, and we were up late. I’m thinking it’s nap time.
  18. Surprised we got that call.
  19. Incomplete. It touched the ground. Garbage.
  20. HOW DO YOU MSIS THAT???
  21. Well…I gotta pee. Blindfold me and spin me around, I’ll still have a better chance of hitting the target than Arch.
  22. 89 yards of offense. Jesus. That’s beyond terrible. It’s Arch-terrible.
  23. Bottom line, right now someone is getting ass-raped without consent (longhorns), and isn’t that really the story of this era?
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