Everything posted by Brisketexan
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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
In. Will see y'all there.
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Trump’s America
I gotta admit, I don’t know how federal immunity would work in this case, but at this point - in Chicago at least - it’s apparent that ICE has engaged in a criminal conspiracy to commit serial assaults against citizens of Illinois. They do not have immunity for violating the constitution, but is there any way for Illinois to bring state charges against ICE conspirators in federal court? I admit to having no idea if there’s any angle here - probably not, but this is insanely unprecedented. I’ve never seen a federal entity just go full-on at war against civilians, in violation of all laws and norms. Obviously, supremacy clause issues. But FFS, these are classic 18 USC 241 (conspiracy to violate civil rights) charges. A statute first written to deal with the fucking klan, and it works against the actual govt forces here. I know THIS DOJ won’t bring charges…but kick this motherfucker out and charge them ALL.
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Doorbell etc. cam system, but NOT a Ring?
Groovy. Got the boy looking at some of the options yall have suggested here.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Shit, on paper, I'm a hall-of-fame QB, a sexual tyrannosaurus, and an advocate so good I'd make Daniel Webster swoon. I mean, I WROTE that paper, so I was gonna go all-in.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
"FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST!" God I wish all those Elon knob-gobblers from back when, who lionized him as a champion of FREE SPEECH!!!! would show back up here to explain how "we have to fix Twitter's algorithm so it doesn't share any tweets from anyone left of center" is keeping with those ideals. Here's a hint: Not a single one of these fuckers who ever said the words "free speech" believes even a little bit in the open marketplace of ideas. Instead, they believe that they should be able to say anything and everything they want with no consequence, AND both private platforms and the government itself should ban all speech they disagree with. They are fascist cocksucker pieces of shit and should fucking drink hemlock.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
F you. I can both herp AND derp. Puts me right up there with Case.
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ICE activity/raids
There's a 100% chance that HE has paid to get tasered in the nuts. And the person he paid is a mexican trans street hooker. Because like most Republicans, he is a walking pile of self-loathing contradictions.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Again, I was told we don't kink-shame around here. Asshole.
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NIMBYism
Sounds like literally every single fucking Austin neighborhood group. Every one. No exceptions. All they offer is soft-pedals of variations of "no," without ever suggesting any credible, concrete, realistic alternative. Which means...fuck 'em. If all you do is bitch, and don't offer anything that is a real-world solution, you're just whiny noise.
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Trump’s America
Can at least one of them dress like Colette Valois, the super cute french stewardess character from Pan Am? Because....I'm on board if that's part of the deal.
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The GOP Civil War
Yes. One would hate to undermine all of that promise and potential that.....JD Vance has.
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Abbott being Abbott
Are you kidding? He just wrote Judge Ho's opinion for him.
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Trump’s America
"SECURE OUR BORDERS!" Okay then....where do you think they are?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Goddammit. I want to see all of these. "Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters." "How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?" "Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?" "Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"
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Trump’s America
"Ok, thanks for that response, cuntface."
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Trump’s America
Did Trump offer something in order to induce someone else to do something? Then he was lying, with no intention of delivering. Doesn't matter what we're talking about, both sentences above are 100% true, 100% of the time.
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James Comey is my Homie
The hell of it is....that's an understatement, and isn't even a full list of all the bullshit shenanigans. It's a good summary para, and you have to keep those short, so well-done. But gotdamn....that you can say all that, and there's still MORE to say. What a steaming pile of piss-covered shit the Trump DOJ is. Somebody told her to use the ELMO, and she got confused and looked for a red muppet to tickle.
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NIMBYism
Yeah, PTUAs are the worst.
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The Trump Economy
Dude, we're about a year out from RFK decreeing "the only healthy protein is Soylent Trump*, which will be the only protein allowed on grocery shelves, for the good of the American people." * "It's literal SHIT! Priced at $10 a pound! Of which $9 is pure profit funneled to the Trump family!"
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Somebody absolutely has to ask Grok "Describe Elon's prowess as a cocksman. Be sure to take into account his botched dick surgery in your assessment."
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The Trump Economy
- Surly Dad Thread
He's really liked it. Made good friends, likes his field of study, likes the uni and the city. Plans to stay for a couple of years after graduation if he can make it work. Happy to share more info offline.- Surly Dad Thread
Yep. In his Sr year now.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
So, she's attractive, batshit crazy, and a garbage human. Fellas, that's a Surly 9.- The Trump Economy
It really is amazing how hard Target has stepped on its own dick in recent years. Took a pretty beloved brand with real customer loyalty (sample size: my wife and all of her peers, holy fucking shit could they drop money at Target), and have fucked it up a dozen different ways, including taking a completely unnecessary harsh political position re DEI (an unforced error). My family alone is responsible for a lost couple thousand dollars a year in sales for our local Target. I know we're far from alone. They need to do some real turnaround shit, or they are in real existential jeopardy. And soaring sales at Wal-Mart by increased spending by upper tier shoppers is not a good economic sign, the way I read it. When people with money stop buying steak and start buying hamburger, that's a yellow flag for overall spending. - Surly Dad Thread
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