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Brisketexan

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  1. "Have you joined our Executive member's club? Have you downloaded our app? Would you like our credit card, you'll get 10% off your purchase today?" You get that at Costco....you get it at Bob's House of Lightbulbs, it doesn't matter. Every. Single. Place. Fuck, I hate looking to buy something online. Hey, I'd like to check out nice wool overcoats. Search. See a link to nice coat at Calvin's Coat Shop. Click to see it....the screen is immediately blocked by multiple windows asking me to sign up for their Executive Premium Platinum Members club, and then to download their app, and then to apply for their store-branded credit card. Fucking hell, I just wanted to look a the coat to see if I want to buy it. I am trying to decide whether to buy something you are selling, and BEFORE you let me do that, you put up multiple barriers to me doing so. Fuck you.
  2. What I love is the openly endorse concept that if only the UK could be rid of everyone but the native English and such, it would be a crime-free paradise. Yeah. Those native-born white Englishmen, not a troublemaker or criminal to be found.
  3. You just made @MissingInAction curl up in a ball and weep in the corner.
  4. Well, that seals it. I'm not fucking Charlie Sheen.
  5. Geopolitically, we're mirroring the lead-up to WWI. Economically, we're mirroring much of the roaring twenties lead-up to the Great Depression. This is fine.
  6. You and I should be friends. We share certain....tastes.
  7. Except that most of us are very cautiously optimistic. Let's see if it really pans out. As opposed to the Ivermectin crowd, who is pretty much to the point of "it cures everything: COVID, cancer, male pattern baldness, malaria, bent dick disease!"
  8. Yeah. Just leave cash.
  9. The broke and sick and dead Americans are what tells you it’s working! MAGA!
  10. Empty nesting, dude. I cook for just 2 now. Even a "small batch" of something (I used it to make picadillo and a lentil stew in the past week) lasts us 3-4 meals. Fuck making a big pot of chili unless I'm cooking it for company.
  11. It's coming, man. But they won't be mere drug dealers. They'll be "terrorists." And quickly under that umbrella will be "people who publicly disagree with the regime." The playbook has been written and followed countless times before, and we're following it to the letter.
  12. three words of perfection.
  13. Being an evil collaborator cunt isn't a bit. It's just being an evil collaborator cunt. Fuck that evil collaborator cunt piece of shit, I hope her death is as painful as she's made people's lives.
  14. You'll know it's a done deal when Jim Davis is rushed to the hospital to have 10 gallons of Trump semen pumped from his stomach. Likely any day now.
  15. Why would they be? Monitoring the weather for the common good is woke.
  16. Bullshit. God, the hopium around here. We are all going to burn. All of us. To the fucking ground. Because that's how they want it to end, so that's how it will end. They're never getting released, dude.
  17. Mississippi becomes infested with diseased monkeys. Public health in Mississippi improves by 30%.
  18. How do they know they're ICE agents when they connect? Do their Tinder profiles specify "seeking men with 3" or smaller dicks who have anger issues?"
  19. Thankfully, we have a perfect combination of the best imaginable political and business leadership working on just that issue.
  20. Spirit airlines laughs at your shenanigans.
  21. Bummer. The extra inch really makes a difference.
  22. From the chyron.....tell me more about this "sex warfare." Because, I mean....if there's a draft or something.....gotta make sure my Selective Service registration is up to date.
  23. I have a Calphalon deep 13" skillet that I use for.....a lot of stuff. Works a lot like a wok for simple stir fry. I use it for braising (short ribs, lamb shanks, etc.). Arroz con pollo. Small batches of chili. Lentil stew. Carne guisada. Etc etc. Really, anything your mom might have done in her deep electric skillet, I use this for. It is easily my most used pan. I use several others, but this one gets the most frequent use, it's so damned versatile.
  24. Ahh, so you're familiar with my retirement portfolio....
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