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Brisketexan

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  1. I'm waiting until they put a little SPF 20 in this mix, gotta approach the job deliberately:
  2. Don't sleep on the Camaro mustache and the "murican flag" necktie. He looks like a character Danny McBride would come up with.....which is EXACTLY where we are as a Republic. Fuck, we'd be better off if every Trump official was replaced with Kenny Powers.
  3. TLDR; these dipshits are what losers think a real man looks like.
  4. "IT'S NOT A CULT!"......says every member of the cult.
  5. Most fantastic new Reality TV show idea in years? Yep. "The Real World: Russian asylum edition."
  6. Man....I can't decide what I'm enjoying more: the inevitable poo-flinging toddler fight between two malignant narcissists, or the insanely idiotic MAGAt copium of "no, see, this is all kayfabe/psyop, it's planned!"....nevermind the idiocy of "planning" something like this, not being able to explain what, exactly, would be the goal/accomplishment of such "plan," etc. It's just a tornadic shitstorm of idiocy and all of humanity's worst traits, spinning at F-5 speed and spitting out the debris of our former Republic by the metric shitton. All I ask is that he complete destruction of this country I love at least be entertaining.....and finally, this timeline is really delivering.
  7. Fuck you. George and Tammy contributed 1000X more to humanity than either of the assclowns at issue here.
  8. TACO v MACO.
  9. I do like that AP, of all news outlets, seems to have at least a vertebrae or two.
  10. They all are. That's one of the many awful truths of MAGA-land. There are only two types of men in MAGA-land: 1) Donald Trump, and 2) his simps. That's it. That's the whole list.
  11. Pretty cool graphic. And yeah, our casa was just inside the 65 mph+ area, which checks out.
  12. I'm a big fan of the "enshittification" trend of making it hard to....fucking give a merchant your money. Go to CVS to buy a battery for my car key fob. Go to the self scanner. Scan single battery. Try to swipe card. Nope. First, have to push the button on screen "finish and pay." Then "pay with card." Then "do you want to join rewards, yes or no." Then "do you want to donate to save the gay whales for Jesus, yes or no" then a final button of "ok." Dude. The entire process should be....scan battery. Swipe card. Transaction confirmed, leave CVS.
  13. Exhibit eleventy billion in the indisputable case of "the guys who talk in all sorts of 'alpha male this, and alpha male that' terms are invariably the most pathetic fucking pussies on the planet." Bickering like two 12 year old girls is as far from "alpha/high agency" male as you can get. The fact that there are millions of spineless, pathetic men who look up to THIS as the ideal of masculinity is even more depressing.
  14. Mushroom dick v. broke dick. Also, that scenario really puts an odd twist on Brisket's Second Rule of the MAGA era: "there is no bottom." I just didn't think it would be because neither of those pathetic fucks would have a dick worthy of making one of them a Top.
  15. Got an old friend who just got laid off, has a potential claim, need to get him to a local who can give him advice and possibly assistance (probably of the light variety -- expect that it would be just negotiating terms of severance and such). Thanks.
  16. Man. I miss YGIFs. He would fucking love this meltdown.
  17. THA GROWNUPS ARE BACK IN CHARGE!
  18. Really? As fast-moving as this shitshow has been? Hell, I'm surprised it took this long. I mean, we're on a path where it's reasonably likely that in a fit of petulant, childish rage, Trump launches a salvo of nukes at....someone....before the year is out. When shit falls apart, it falls apart at incredible speed.
  19. There are incels out there who think that Donald Trump isn't enough of an asshole. They are the Tesla market base now. Not huge, but passionate in their pathetic, sexually incompetent, idiotic path.
  20. Seriously. Elmo with the newsflash of "HEY! Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW.....DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT!" A revelation ripped from the pages of "Water is Wet Monthly."
  21. I mean, watching two billionaires buttfuck each other is an odd way to approach the month....but hey, love is love!
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