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Brisketexan

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  1. Well, it's a lot like how a bucket with a buncha holes in it is a "store of water." Works fine....so long as people keep pouring more water into it. But once the music/water stops.....
  2. God.....I hate her so, so, so, so, SO much.
  3. Bolded for chuckles. Dear god, all they fucking DO is lie. Their lie rate is greater than the average human's respiration rate.
  4. But...."bring me the head of Diego Garcia!"
  5. You don't know his wife's grooming habits and in any case, it's rude to discuss them here.
  6. I mean....I'm pretty sure that just tossing your used coffee grounds outside isn't really "planting a coffee tree," but you do you, man.
  7. Remember, this absolute complete and total fucking dumbshit thinks that if we have a trade surplus instead of a trade deficit, WE WIN! Of course, having read zero fucking history, and not able to realize that trade deficit/surplus has next to nothing to do with whether our economy is actually good or shitty, this dumbass would think that. Here's a good glimpse at a period when we were obviously SUPER-WINNING, because we had a trade surplus: THE FUCKING GREAT DEPRESSION. Ben. Fucking. SHAPIRO. Is sharing shit like this. EVERYONE WITH A LICK OF SENSE KNOWS THIS. But not Mango Mussolini and his Band of Merry Dipshit Sycophants. For the 100th time, what is amazing is NOT just that America's economy and world standing are in ruins....it's not that it's happened in mere DAYS....it's that it is ENTIRELY fucking self-inflicted. We pulled the cord on the suicide vest, so we could celebrate the shrapnel wounding people in fucking Cambodia and Lesotho.
  8. Shhhhhh. Don't present the idiots with math, it only pisses them off.
  9. We still have $3.5 billion in trade with Russia. ZERO tariffs put on that trade. We import a mere $11 million in goods from Syria, on the other hand....and we just put a 41% tariff on trade with Syria. When it comes to explaining why the Regime did not put any tariffs on trade with Russia, you have two choices: 1) pure corruption and malevolence, or 2) galactic stupidity. Option 3), "both," is also on the table.
  10. Counterpoint: I'm going to spend MORE. More experiences, dinners, trips, all of that shit. Because that's what you do when the fucking apocalypse is coming.
  11. Yet, just a few months ago, ALL the Trumpkins told me the election was all about inflation, and the price of eggs, and gas prices, and "my 401k was better under Trump!" Literally all of those things, they stated as bedrock, foundational reasons for electing Trump. Stupidest, most dishonest, fucking self-sodomizing timeline in history. And we have to go through it with them. Man, I was gonna expose them to some CULTURE. They've never seen mexican-coonass redneckified beaching. Little bit of crabbing, fishing for specks in the surf, drinking cold beer out in the hot waves, grilling steaks for dinner on a fire smokey enough to drive away many of the skeeters. L-I-V-I-N, motherfucker. They won't know what hit 'em.
  12. All of these things coming together was always the end game. We are 100% in the end game now. We are getting what we asked for: a post-democracy, fascist authoritarian state in such (self-inflicted) economic collapse that it empowers the regime to seize unimaginable and irrevocable power and control. We don't get out if this any way OTHER than something involving an Esso station. And of course, the incredible human cost to be incurred before/if we ever get there.
  13. I mean, we just need to get back to prosperity. So, I invite you to invest in Brisketexan's Triangle Shirtwaist Factory II, who cares if they burn, they're just bitches Boogaloo.
  14. Fair. Seriously, it may well be on the table. Simply because it's tough to stage a tournament when there's a war going on in Panama, Greenland, Canada, and Iran, involving half the potential teams/countries.
  15. Yep. My mom had this in her "when we were young and poor" stash: As I'm cleaning out their house, I hope to find it. Seems it'll come in handy these days. That's just good thinking. Because when you look at the content that'll go for $5 or less, well, your price-per-pound is going to be FANTASTIC.
  16. We'll show them. Team Trump is already moving forward with their plan to make America the leader in alternative, ummm, "simplified" automobile manufacturing: ...and video technology.... We'll show those dirty Chicoms we don't need their "rare earths!"
  17. Roma, you're coming over to the hate side. Good. That's where shit will get done.
  18. He won't. He is protected by the regime. That's a hallmark of fascism: the favored enterprises are always protected by the regime. Remember when conservatives used to yell that the government "shouldn't pick winners and losers?" Yeah.....every accusation is a confession, exhibit number infinity. Elon will be fine. He is backed, literally, by the full faith and credit of the US government.
  19. Fiddling while Rome burns. Except - PLOT TWIST! - he's ALSO the arsonist!
  20. About that....I presume you are working with our, uhhh...."transportation broker" to ensure that we get our t-shirts from Bangladesh into the country and on the rack without paying the tariff because we get a "special exemption." Capiche?
  21. Sure. We are going to functionally burn down the Library at Alexandria while we're at it. If you think a purge of the Library of Congress getting rid of all materials that "do not align with the administration's priorities" isn't coming, you haven't been paying attention.
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