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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Some stupidity leaps right up to the level of "laughable." Arab Americans voting for Trump is exactly that kind of stupidity. I am not kidding, I actually laughed when I read this. How fucking stupid can you be? Well, apparently....that fucking stupid.
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Trump’s America
Even when he's right (and even then, it's only partially right), he's stupid. It's amazing.
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I caught the cancer
An ass-plosion of chemo, if you will.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"Probably"
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The latest get your ass back in the office story: AT&T
While I absolutely understand and often agree with calls to return to office for many employees (which puts me at odds with plenty of folks around here), I also see the utter dumbassery of entities that make it a completely arbitrary policy, and without any real thought as to cost-benefit analysis on a position and employee basis. I've found that counting on a well-reasoned approach from anyone these days is pissing in the wind. Every employee will bitch and moan and say that it's BETTER for them to work from home, and every policy calling for RTO will have so much stupidity embedded in it that any upside of a reasoned RTO approach will be wiped out by the stupidity of its execution. And the world keeps spinning, faster and faster, fueled by dumbassery.
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James Comey is my Homie
Go on.....
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
TLDR: "Roll over and expose your belly."- Tell me about New York City
Well, we won't be doing a family trip to NYC after New Years this year. Daughter needs to be back in Germany by Sunday the 4th. Instead, we're heading down to Surfside Beach, staying at my parents' old beach house, and we'll go offshore to scatter their ashes. Maybe go fishing. Maybe eat some good fried shrimp at Lake Jackson Seafood. So, a lot like a trip to NYC, really.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
What a fucking giant snowflake pussy. That's really the common theme with all of these pathetic fucks: utterly think-skinned snowflake pussy-ass bitches, to the core of their being.- The Democratic Party
Hey....didja hear he played football at Baylor?- What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
I'm the worst. It's true, everyone says so.- Trump’s America
Bingo. The Constitution of the USSR was incredibly robust in its declarations of rights, democratic norms, and limitations on the authority of the state. A Constitution is only as good as the willingness of those in power to abide by its limitations. The GQP has zero regard for any such limitations. So, quit fucking pretending they matter. The Rule of Law is never anything more than a mutual agreement, and once one side opts out of it, the agreement is completely dissolved.- The Trump Economy
Seriously. Who knew that on the horseshoe, I'd end up meeting MAGA at point "contempt for all of humanity." We got there in different ways, but here we are, singing in harmony.- The Trump Economy
This. The dominant voting demographic in this country is mouthbreathing morons. If you aren't speaking fluent mouthbreathing moron, you are wasting your fucking breath.- Trump’s America
That truly can't be ruled out. Because many of these dumbasses haven't grasped the difference between "performative" and "strategic." But...always expect the worst. In this timeline, you're rarely wrong.- Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
That's what a rational person would see and conclude. Fortunately, "rational people" in this country are rarer than albino ice jaguars.- The Trump Economy
Maybe he got him mixed up with that other illustrious figure, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington?- Trump’s America
That is one of the all-time most irrelevant questions. They don't have to give a shit whether a +10 blue district shoots up to +20, who cares? It's any competitive or at-risk district that matters. AND, it also matters that we won't even see some of those votes for weeks or months -- they'll be tied up in machines that were "seized by the authorities [ICE] for investigation of electoral irregularities." You keep thinking in quaint terms of "votes" and "counting." That's not the game anymore, man.- Trump’s America
- Trump’s America
Only gotta subdue the pinch points in swing districts/states, where Dem voters can make a difference.- What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
I mean, if it makes you feel better, he looked like a total doofus in those ads. So much so that my wife commented "wait....bitch ditched Pescado for THAT dude?" Wait....maybe that doesn't make you feel better.- Trump’s America
Never, ever forget this. One of the largest, best-funded military forces in the world has been built up in the past few months. It is intended entirely for deployment domestically. Against us.- Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Oh my lord. Made chicken sauce piquant last night. Then, had a holiday lunch today with barbecue, deviled eggs, and various sides. And just now in my office.....I almost had to get up and leave, no smell like that should emanate from a living human.- What does the Surl 'member about you that keeps getting brought up?
Oh, no my friend....he wasn't an HEB manager. Just a dude who worked the meat counter. And we call him "H-E-Buddy" around here. Right, @Pescado_Rojo? - Русский корабль - иди нахуй
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