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Brisketexan

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  1. Also Magats, when they show up in the family truckster to National Park X, only to be turned away, or stuck in an entry line for 8 hours, or seeing no services, overflowing trash, etc....."THANKS, BIDEN!"
  2. 95% of the food I've eaten from McD's in the past 20+ years is breakfast. I'm an egg mcmuffin man, have been for a long time. The egg white mcmuffin was actually reasonably healthy and my regular order, but they took it off the menu. Their coffee is solid. In the summers, they've often run "$1 any size drink." Not uncommon for us to swing through a drive through and grab a coupla giant iced teas for $2. As for non-breakfast...a QP with cheese is often...fine. I had mcnuggets for the first time in eons earlier this year (was waiting on a car repair, walked across the street and got some for lunch). Meh. They seem thinner, and half breading. Fries are good for the first 2 minutes if they're fresh. Filet o fish is a perfectly serviceable fish sandwich. I'll eat a McRib every few years out of nostalgia (my dad and I would grab one on our way home from surf fishing when I was a kid - kinda became a thing, I don't know why, because he was a picky messican and usually disliked such junk). And...that's about it. It sure isn't a destination or choice, and if we're going to grab fast food and there are other options, we'll almost always choose something else over McD's. Except for breakfast. They've kinda mastered the fast food breakfast.
  3. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    This team is….officially very, very bad. They couldn’t score in a Mexican whorehouse with a roll of $100s. Watching them and UT baseball last night was a recipe for depression. No strategic play as a team. Watching SD bring the ball forward with crisp passing and simply designed alternating runs was such a contrast. Sure, there’s some talent issues, but yet again, we’re back to a coaching problem. The Nico hire was not what we needed - definitely not an upgrade.
  4. Methinks such an application would be good to pick up girls in Minsk.
  5. Daughter messaged this morning, said she was going with friends to try a famous shop in London, G Kelly. She said she was going to get pie and mash. I said “and jellied eels.” She said…no. I said she HAS to try them, I’ll buy (I owe her £6). She said fine. She tried them. Said they weren’t terrible. She didn’t LIKE them, but they weren’t too terrible. Not as fishy as she expected. Said the pie was good, the mash was mid. She gets better pie and mash from the corner shop in her hood.
  6. Saw a train on mopac this evening. LONG train, headed up from Mexico, full of car parts/chassis. Figure they let things stack up, then when the tariffs got relaxed, sent em all up.
  7. Old man’s house, near Mesa and spicewood, still without power.
  8. Spoiler: she’ll GAIN votes. Because being stupid and mean and ignorantly religious are the only qualities that matter anymore.
  9. Such brave protectors of the Republic.
  10. THISTHISTHIS. Policies and ideas are for losers who like losing. Talking about appealing to leftists with leftist policies…fuck that. It’s about splash, and image, and noise. Not anything else. The most important demo is stupid people. Advertise more on “OW! MY BALLS!” Don’t focus group on macro-economic theories. They don’t fucking matter - not for elections, at least.
  11. “maleducata” For future reference.
  12. We are led by an autocrat who can only process information if it is presented to him by short video clips and cartoon characters. The sentence I just wrote is 100% true. Jesus Tapdancing Fucking Christ.
  13. This just be true. Shit; you know who won’t vote for a woman candidate at a high enough rate? Women. Women be some sexist bitches. FFS, a fake “alpha male” white dude would get more Hispanic votes than Danny Trejo would.
  14. The post above is just a reminder of the absolutely batshit lies the opposition is dealing with…and they need to tell even bigger, better lies next time in order to win. Lies are the only currency of any value, might as well get with the market.
  15. So, I mean....how detailed is that? Would it pick up - to just select a random example - if one is into eastern european midget porn? Asking for @MissingInAction
  16. "But you can usually safely bet that the GFS will be too eager and early"
  17. The petulant left has mostly proven one thing: they are useful idiots who are very good at handing Donald Trump and the MAGA movement win, after win, after win. MAGA has no greater friend than the purity-politics petulant left. See, e.g., arab-americans in Dearborn either voting third party or for Trump because goshdarnit, Biden just wasn't good enough on Gaza. And now Gaza is going to be an Israeli beach resort with 1) a Trump Tower in it and 2) no Palestinians in it.
  18. 98% of what I know about Corsica comes from watching this documentary:
  19. Wait, in light of the below, this does not compute... I mean, what is AI for if NOT that stuff?
  20. Probably can't be done. But they're the largest voting block in America. Don't think we can do that, either. Because there's just two kinds of stupid -- Trump voters, and people who are completely uninvolved. Either way, we need to speak fluent stupid to get em.
  21. Suicide is painless indeed.
  22. "Dear ChatGPT....write me a manifesto explaining my desire to kill all one-legged Bolivians, in the name of veganism, and in a way that will impress Jodie Foster." That shit is absolutely coming.
  23. It's among the stupidest things imaginable. So of course that's what has happened.
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