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Brisketexan

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  1. She shouldn't have been such a whore. Should have kept her legs together. Isn't that how this goes? Isn't that what we're supposed to say about every evil bitch who wants an evil abortion? Or did I get the wrong briefing from the "We Super-Duper Love Jesus Right to Lifers?"
  2. So, a right-down-the-center-of-the-lane Trump cabinet pick, that's all you had to say.
  3. No. He has followed DOJ policy. He is obligated to keep doing so. The policy is that sitting presidents are not prosecuted. And as an officer of the court, he has an obligation to the court and its docket to treat cases in an orderly fashion.
  4. If there was any doubt about whether the radical "all-in, super-pro-Palestinian" crowd in the US is utter fucking morons (a point on which, begrudgingly, the right-wing assholes and I are in pretty good agreement), that sort of take seals the deal. "We had no idea a guy whose LITERAL first major policy move was a 'muslim ban,' who is best buds with Bibi, and who proudly talks about how hard he sucks Israel's dick......would side with Israel" -- well, that's a fucking gem of a take.
  5. "Random" violent crime is actually pretty uncommon. First, most violent crime is between people who are close (family, etc.) over personal circumstances, OR between people who are involved in another criminal enterprise. Bottom line, if you aren't in a domestic violence situation and aren't at risk for taking part in "a drug deal gone bad" or somesuch, your chances of being murdered are low. Unless you're hanging with Nicole on Rainey Street, of course.
  6. Again, feature, not a bug. When women are just property, who gives a shit? There is a theme in play. Don't miss it, it ain't subtle.
  7. I tried a case in Burnet County a coupla years ago. One night, needing to work in my hotel room, I ordered a Pizza Hut thin crust sausage pepperoni and mushroom. That remains one of my all-time favorite pizza. I even at a slice cold for breakfast the next day.
  8. This was inbound, right? Whew. My shipment of Christmas cepelinai dumplings from Vilnius should still be okay. Priorities, people.
  9. Irony of ironies…a family member of ours has managed to alienate himself from the larger group with his Trump/Rogan/Elon fanboi-ness. What is this family member’s very good job? He works on the F-35.
  10. Maybe they can make up some stories about marital infidelity or her molesting some kids to bolster her Republican bona fides?
  11. From a man whose every post would be at home on Texags.....yeah, I'm fine with that take. Imagine waking up every day and being comfortable with the fact that you are intellectually kindred spirits with the posters on Texags. Ain't that the damnedest thing.
  12. Hey kiddo, go bushhog the pasture (that should take a coupla hours) while I bushhog your mom. Bushhog.
  13. Remember, all of these folks who voted MAGA wanted to "drain the swamp." So, obviously, the best way to do that is to set up a naked pay-to-play scheme where the super-rich trade monetary benefits granted to the president in exchange for positions of power. Yep, that's how you root out corruption and such -- you make it the norm and the openly stated method of entry into government.
  14. I presume you're talking about Vincek's in East Bernard. Glorious place. Good bbq, too. Big fan of their house-smoked hocks, makes for a magnificent pot of pintos. I've still got a bunch of venison summer sausage from my last deer. It's the way to go.
  15. He lives out in a pretty rural area, albeit there's a "neighborhood." I was driving a ranch truck, including on county roads and whatnot, when I was 12. My mother was driving an old beater to school and around town when she was 12, in Alice, TX. Cops picked her up one day, she didn't have a license, swore she was 16. Cops brought her to the door, grandpa answered, cops says "she's driving around in a car, says she lives here and she's 16." Grandpa looked at her and the cops and said "if she says she's 16, she's 16," and signed the ticket. BTW, that grandpa is the same dude who gave me free reign with the ranch truck. Shit's a little different when you're not in the big city.
  16. "This is not what the voters wanted." Dude. The voters wanted stupid performative shit to own tha libz. They are getting EXACTLY what they wanted. When you look at the menu, the item says "Shit sandwich, made with real shit," and you tell the waiter "I want the shit sandwich, made with real shit," you cannot complain when the waiter delivers to you a shit sandwich, made with real shit.
  17. The fact that this was NOT the first reply truly convinces me that the whole world has gone to hell, and a meteor is what we deserve. Perhaps you missed the part where he said the tamales were really good.
  18. You jerking off alone as you post Texags content over here isn’t the ownage you seem to think it is.
  19. Peter Pan ingredients: ROASTED PEANUTS, SUGAR, LESS THAN 2% OF: HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL (RAPESEED AND COTTONSEED), SALT. Mmmmmmmm.........rapeseed oil......that's how you KNOW it's good.
  20. Good sir, I am a patriotic American. "Added salt, sugar, and other crap" = deliciousness. I bet you hate Twinkies, you fuckin' commie! You know what else is just peanuts? Peanuts. Just grab a handful, and skip the mashing part. Otherwise, I want me some ingredients that a chemist has a hard time pronouncing, that's how you know it's good!
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