Everything posted by Brisketexan
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Fast Food guilty pleasures
Do not insult my GI tract like that. It produces top-notch results.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Told yall. They’ll be to “fucking teenage girls is good” within a week.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Yeah, you have to jerk yourself off at Harry Potter. I mean, that’s what I’ve heard.
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Mamdani's Mamdate
One of my favorite verses, period. All, there is zero doubt that dirty mooslem Mamdani knows the New Testament better than 99.99999999% of those “Bible-believing MAGA Christian” types.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
What the fucking what the fucking goddamn insane hell? So now decades of actual medical science and human experience mean nothing because a closeted reformed hillbilly with no moral compass says so? Again, with this timeline…it only gets worse, and there is no bottom.
- Election Day 2025
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Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
TPIWW pics of doner.
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July 4th Hill Country Flooding Tragedy
No. There's not. No credible witness can say "in 2025, a 500 year rain/flood event is inconceivable." That testimony is gutted when you get them to admit they knew about Wimberly. Which is just 75 miles away, in nearly the exact same geology and topography. Then, when weighing the risk (complete destruction of the camp killing dozens) with the easy and low-cost steps to mitigate that risk (stay awake and monitor the rainfall and conditions, and evacuate when any water rise happens -- you know, like Mo-Ranch did), the "reasonableness" argument can get fucked too. This is not a close case on liability. At all.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
You mean, Ken Starr, Baylor president and vigorous defender of....Art Briles? Gosh. It seems that rape, covering up rape, explaining away rape, and generally being "pro-rape" is a pretty consistent characteristics of pretty much every one of these fascist authoritarian scold fucks. Wholda thunk it?
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
And here you go, chew on this, MAGAts. Even Jeffrey fucking Epstein thinks Trump is the worst person around. And Epstein is the world's greatest expert in loathsome people: But MAGA, you all are ride-or-die with this guy. He isn't just who you support, he is who you ARE: the worst people to ever walk the fucking planet.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Again, that's one of a million things the moron class gets wrong. The arrogance is an essential part of the recipe for this sort of thing. The truly powerful don't talk in "codes" about their shitty business.....because they are fucking above the law, and above consequences. Seriously. I've read communications between powerful people doing bad things. They don't hide it, at all, BECAUSE they are powerful. Which means they are above it all. Even when reality occasionally crashes in, and imposes consequences, they remain unbelieving to the very end. Qanon and these conspiracy theories are all made for and by people who have ZERO fucking idea how power actually works. Just like all those fucking idiots voted for a "rich businessman," who is actually just a moron's idea of what a successful businessman should look like. "Oh, he must be good at business, his living room is covered in gold leaf and his kid is riding a stuffed lion!" Fucking idiots, who don't know shit about fuck, but who have reached a level of collective density enough to steer elections, and subject the entire planet to their drooling idiocy. Fuck em all to hell.
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Epstein and Maxwell
It's Boebert we're talking about. Even that beast of a Sharpie would rattle around in her reamed-out cooch like a mixing ball in a spray paint can.
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Epstein and Maxwell
So...I think that means she's gonna start showing her face on her OnlyFans page?
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Trump’s America
Oh my sweet summer child.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Every degree that the Epstein story gets ratcheted up....increases the odds of Venezuela getting fucking bombed to oblivion significantly. We're approaching "oh....you're gonna look like Gaza soon" territory for them.
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Trump’s America
Oh. You are one of those people who thinks that the November 4th election results actually mean something. Cute.
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Trump’s America
They're too scared. I'm serious. He runs the country like he's a mob boss. Speak up against him? You'll have his DOJ all up in your ass, that permit you need renewed will go in the deep freeze, that product you need to get through customs will get held up forever, etc. etc. I'm not kidding even a little bit.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I once litigated a case involving such processing, where a third party fucked up and caused the process to turn off for several hours. Didn't just lose the materials in process - it fucking wrecked the machinery. Stuff that was supposed to turn into refined product turned into hard plastic and/or super tar type stuff. To be dealing with stuff that looks like "brute force" kinda things, the processes are incredibly sensitive and even delicate. PTINS, you do a fantastic job explaining this stuff and educating those of us who know nothing or just a little (I have gotten to learn bits and pieces by virtue of what I do, and my old man the petroleum engineer occasionally explaining stuff like this at a very elementary level....but my knowledge level is first-grade level stuff). Gracias.
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Gooner or later, we’re in serious trouble….
He starts buying you drinks, you're gonna end up doing a lot more than "answering shit," you slut.
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Trump’s America
So....y'all didn't already realize that we are never, ever getting BLS numbers again? They can't really fake those -- they are inherently based on underlying data, and if the data isn't there to support rosy numbers, it ain't there. So, the only alternative is....no longer gather data or release numbers. Remember, this is the regime that said "if you stop testing, there won't be any cases" during peak COVID. We're simply going to have an information blackout for at least the next 3.3 years. That's it. That's the whole story.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
And it's about done with the "easy pickings" of immigration enforcement. If only we had some precedent for "create a massive, active government apparatus, and then have it run out of things to do." Not like that's taught us things like "it'll find things to do....like start doing gestapo shit to the internal population."
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
After a day in this DC, I think most any recovering alcoholic would be struggling not to attend a 13-step meeting, with the 13th step being "fuck this shit, I need a drink." Blessings to you, man.
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ChatGPT AI Tool— We all work for robots now
Yeah, I mean....how could you even tell? I mean, there's no f'n WAY you'll convince me this entire thing isn't AI-created: No human being has an accent that over-the-top fucking awful. It HAS to be computer-generated.
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Epstein and Maxwell
The odds that you just wrote 90% of Trump's next Truth Social post are off the fucking charts high.
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Trump’s America
Their entire narrative about.....everything....is this: The worst part? It totally works.