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Brisketexan

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  1. A character literally modeled off of Trump.
  2. This is literally an actual post, word-for-word, by the White House on social media right now: Godfuckingmotherfuckingdammit, it's so goddamn stupid. If "exempting these items from reciprocal tariffs" is "delivering for American workers & families".....WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU IMPOSE THOSE TARIFFS IN THE FUCKING FIRST PLACE, YOU FUCKING ABJECT, ABSOLUTE, INFINITE MORON???? "I put out the fire I started" is not fucking "delivering" shit. It's fucking undoing your utter and complete fuckup that never should have fucking happened in the first place among any life form capable of higher-level reasoning.
  3. It is as it always has been.
  4. Crispy chicken thighs are a family favorite for us. I use this recipe, without much deviation: https://www.thespruceeats.com/crispy-skinned-chicken-thighs-3052767 I may turn the temp up to the higher edge of "medium high," to really get some good golden crispiness on the skin. But otherwise, it's damned near foolproof, and so good. And yeah, you then have lots of great rendered schmaltz to use for potatoes or whatnot.
  5. Do not mistake the fact that the opposition is numerous as negating the other fact: the supporters of racist cruelty are more numerous. This is a shitty evil country full of shitty evil people who fucking love being shitty and evil, and we are pot-committed on that point. Sure, we have at times flirted with turning away from that....but it hurt too much, we couldn't take it, and had to return to the essence of our being: cruelty and hate.
  6. I see evil -- either direct or collaborative -- in a shitload of places. I'm usually right about that these days.
  7. Fucking hell. No, I've missed a flight, and had to spend the night in an airport sleeping on the floor in my suit. And it didn't look nearly that wrinkled and shitty the next day. Interestingly enough, "LEGALLY UNSOUND, BASELESS, ERRONEOUS, HAM-FISTED, AND A MESS" is the new motto going on the Great Seal of the United States, so this all fits. No, see, only THEY can call themselves nazis. For reasons.
  8. I think the test above is a fair one: to qualify as fast food, it has to regularly feature a drive-thru. So, sorry, no La Madeleine for you.
  9. See, that's one of the things that makes Texas great. Our get-down-to-business efficiency. No pussyfooting around for us, no sir.
  10. The peaceful sleep of people who (1) know that other people are being hurt by the things they support, and (2) who fucking love that outcome. The shattered lives and suffering are what tell you their dreams are coming true.
  11. Only one is actively trying to end our Republic and replace it with an irrevocable authoritarian state. Only one has turned the entire apparatus of the federal government into a mechanism solely for (1) punishing anyone not loyal and/or who "doesn't play ball" and (2) rewarding - sometimes literally with direct cash payments from our US treasury - loyalists and cronies. Get the fuck out of her with that shit. By equivocating on it, you enable it. You should fucking stop that shit. And like fuck you aren't "supporting either side right now." That's fucking scared code for "you know exactly who and what I regularly vote for, I just know that it's loathsome and indefensible if I admit what that is." "I don't support either side" is a locked-in vote for fascism.
  12. No, man. They are NOT "all pedophiles." I know plenty of leadership, of several political persuasions, who are not sexual abusers. But only ONE political persuasion has recently (1) made "rescue the children from pedophiles and end sex trafficking!" the #1 most important issue evar, and then (2) consistently, over and over, protects actual fucking sex abusers and traffickers. Because...and this is important...sex is in the end a power dynamic, and these folks believe that power is its own end, and once achieved, doesn't just allow you to sexually abuse people, but you're actually doing God's will because God wouldn't have given you that power if he didn't want you to use it to subjugate people. So GTFO of here with that shit. It's the same intellectually and logically bankrupt shit of "everyone tells lies!" that allows you to support psychotic serial liars, and "everyone has committed a crime!" that excuses your support of open and proud criminals, and "everyone is corrupt!" that leads you to support the most corrupt regime this country has ever seen. You fuckers ignore volume and degree as if those things don't matter. Fuck you. Someone who once inappropriately leered at a 16 year old girl is not in the same ballpark as someone who regularly had sex with trafficked underage girls. I can judge both, but I will never, ever, deem them equivalent. You do. Because you have to, in order to justify the evil you actually support.
  13. This is one of those "hopeful upsides of driverless cars" that has been discussed. I'd like it to come true. Are there many mornings where I'd be perfectly happy to wait 5 mins for a my Waymo or what have you to swing by my house to pick me up, then maybe pick up a neighbor, and drop us all off downtown? Yep. Also, just the better driving on freeways matters. Like this morning, when I got stuck behind a gal in a Kia Rio who would routinely drive slow as shit when the speed of traffic picked up, leaving 5-6 car lengths in front of her. That makes the traffic as if there were another 5-6 cars on the road. The optimal way to drive in traffic is to leave the minimal safe distance between you and the next car, and do NOT leave huge gaps. Driverless cars will do that well. So, maybe fewer cars on the road, and the ones that are on the road will drive better than many human drivers. Again, with tech that actually performs, this could be a very good thing. But....we'll see.
  14. Well....from what we've seen from these folks, get your mouthpieces in the press to take the position that "really, girls with Dora backpacks are pretty much women," and having their friends in various state legislatures introduce legislation to lower the age of consent. It's fucking fascinating. The whole movement went from "PEDOPHILIA IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE EVER!" to "well, really, when you think about it, all girls are women because they are born with vaginas and ovaries, so there's no such thing as 'minors' when females are concerned."
  15. This is the end point of what he said. He is fine with the murder and dismemberment of members of the press who report negative things about him, because....that's what he wants to do himself. One never has to do much work to "connect dots" in Trumpland. It's really just a single line between the dots of "worst thing possible" and "Trump wants to do that thing."
  16. For emphasis. Fucking hell. It would be comical if this were happening in the backwards-ass Republic of Fuckitallistan, population 3 million. But it's not. It's happening in the most powerful and prosperous nation the world has ever seen, as that nation burns itself to the ground in service to a literal Anti-Christ. Fucking amazing.
  17. That photo is from September 24th...... 2020. Any human being who believes that Donald Trump has, or has ever had, a "healthcare plan," is too stupid to be allowed to breath on this planet. They should be launched into the sun to provide fuel for solar energy, so they will at least have SOME purpose in this universe.
  18. Both are true. I suspect that most of the names in the "Epstein files" are going to be tied to evidence/facts that amount to "smoke, maybe lots of smoke, but no clear fire/smoking gun." There's not going to be an email that says "man, did y'all see how much fun Trump was having when he was railing that 14 year old, Jane Doe?" The only wildcard here is if there are videos. If there are, with respect to ANYONE, those are bombshells. AND....we will never see them (nor should we, as they are literally child pornography). But your last point is what matters. Trump could rape a child in the middle of 5th avenue, and he wouldn't lose support.
  19. Good. Larry Summers seems like a piece of shit. See, this is the difference between good and decent humans and MAGAts. MAGAts only cared about the issue of sexual abuse as a political tool. So, they say things like their POTUS says right now: "the Epstein files only include Democrats." Decent, actual humans, on the other hand, say "sexual abuse is bad. People who practiced it should suffer the consequences," and let the chips fall where they may. I don't care who goes down for this shit -- if they were abusing their power and position to commit sexual abuse, they should face the consequences. I don't care which "team" they are or have ever been aligned with. Because, unlike MAGAts, I'm not a piece of shit who doesn't actually hold any moral beliefs.
  20. Donald Trump never met a sex trafficker he didn't like and wouldn't do favors for. Remember how all these Trumpers were all up in arms about how bad sex trafficking is? EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION, Exhibit eleventy fucking billion. If there is a thing in this world that MAGA says is bad....it turns out that MAGA is up to its fucking elbows in that thing.
  21. Guardians. Of. Pedophiles.
  22. I like how the stock image is an alien in his widow seat in coach of Interstellar Spirit airlines, as he stares forlornly out the window wondering if he really will close on any of the sales he booked at the Europa Anal Probe and Other Invasive Devices Convention. It's a bit foggy, because he is still hungover from the reception hosted by the hotties from Gremulon 5.
  23. Spamming the board with nudes of @Derka would probably get the job done. Thankfully, only @Nicole44 has those, and she seems to exercise reasonable restraint these days.
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