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Brisketexan

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  1. Correct. Skip mockery. Go to inflicting real pain and suffering. Make them lose their jobs. End their schools. Cut off their benefits. Ruin their personal lives. They have declared and waged war on this country. Fight back.
  2. Fuck yes. If you don’t order and consume at least one “full Scottish” breakfast with haggis and black pudding, I’ll punch your grandma.
  3. It’s worse than that. Them spreading a communicable disease and harming others makes them HAPPY. External harm is how you can tell the freedom is working!
  4. Well, I assuaged myself by flipping over to watch the aggy baseball team do its impression of the United States: they just got both run-ruled AND no-hit, losing to Tennessee 10-0. It was magnificent…until I realized the metaphor.
  5. America right now: Just play that on an infinite loop. FFS.
  6. Man, it really did. Remember how we were all focused on it being "The summer of the shark!" because there were like, 4 shark attacks around the world that year? Man, that was like watching re-runs of the Brady Bunch for the millionth time, but then, BAM...RATINGS BONANZA! We've got crashing planes, and explosions, and people falling to their deaths! RATINGS RATINGS RATINGS! ENTERTAIN US MORE! Me? That's the factory floor supervisor's job. Figure the beatings he'll administer will help motivate 'em, too. That's a win-win.
  7. Well, it's a lot like how a bucket with a buncha holes in it is a "store of water." Works fine....so long as people keep pouring more water into it. But once the music/water stops.....
  8. God.....I hate her so, so, so, so, SO much.
  9. Bolded for chuckles. Dear god, all they fucking DO is lie. Their lie rate is greater than the average human's respiration rate.
  10. But...."bring me the head of Diego Garcia!"
  11. You don't know his wife's grooming habits and in any case, it's rude to discuss them here.
  12. I mean....I'm pretty sure that just tossing your used coffee grounds outside isn't really "planting a coffee tree," but you do you, man.
  13. Remember, this absolute complete and total fucking dumbshit thinks that if we have a trade surplus instead of a trade deficit, WE WIN! Of course, having read zero fucking history, and not able to realize that trade deficit/surplus has next to nothing to do with whether our economy is actually good or shitty, this dumbass would think that. Here's a good glimpse at a period when we were obviously SUPER-WINNING, because we had a trade surplus: THE FUCKING GREAT DEPRESSION. Ben. Fucking. SHAPIRO. Is sharing shit like this. EVERYONE WITH A LICK OF SENSE KNOWS THIS. But not Mango Mussolini and his Band of Merry Dipshit Sycophants. For the 100th time, what is amazing is NOT just that America's economy and world standing are in ruins....it's not that it's happened in mere DAYS....it's that it is ENTIRELY fucking self-inflicted. We pulled the cord on the suicide vest, so we could celebrate the shrapnel wounding people in fucking Cambodia and Lesotho.
  14. Shhhhhh. Don't present the idiots with math, it only pisses them off.
  15. We still have $3.5 billion in trade with Russia. ZERO tariffs put on that trade. We import a mere $11 million in goods from Syria, on the other hand....and we just put a 41% tariff on trade with Syria. When it comes to explaining why the Regime did not put any tariffs on trade with Russia, you have two choices: 1) pure corruption and malevolence, or 2) galactic stupidity. Option 3), "both," is also on the table.
  16. Counterpoint: I'm going to spend MORE. More experiences, dinners, trips, all of that shit. Because that's what you do when the fucking apocalypse is coming.
  17. Yet, just a few months ago, ALL the Trumpkins told me the election was all about inflation, and the price of eggs, and gas prices, and "my 401k was better under Trump!" Literally all of those things, they stated as bedrock, foundational reasons for electing Trump. Stupidest, most dishonest, fucking self-sodomizing timeline in history. And we have to go through it with them. Man, I was gonna expose them to some CULTURE. They've never seen mexican-coonass redneckified beaching. Little bit of crabbing, fishing for specks in the surf, drinking cold beer out in the hot waves, grilling steaks for dinner on a fire smokey enough to drive away many of the skeeters. L-I-V-I-N, motherfucker. They won't know what hit 'em.
  18. All of these things coming together was always the end game. We are 100% in the end game now. We are getting what we asked for: a post-democracy, fascist authoritarian state in such (self-inflicted) economic collapse that it empowers the regime to seize unimaginable and irrevocable power and control. We don't get out if this any way OTHER than something involving an Esso station. And of course, the incredible human cost to be incurred before/if we ever get there.
  19. I mean, we just need to get back to prosperity. So, I invite you to invest in Brisketexan's Triangle Shirtwaist Factory II, who cares if they burn, they're just bitches Boogaloo.
  20. Fair. Seriously, it may well be on the table. Simply because it's tough to stage a tournament when there's a war going on in Panama, Greenland, Canada, and Iran, involving half the potential teams/countries.
  21. Yep. My mom had this in her "when we were young and poor" stash: As I'm cleaning out their house, I hope to find it. Seems it'll come in handy these days. That's just good thinking. Because when you look at the content that'll go for $5 or less, well, your price-per-pound is going to be FANTASTIC.
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