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Brisketexan

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  1. I like how the stock image is an alien in his widow seat in coach of Interstellar Spirit airlines, as he stares forlornly out the window wondering if he really will close on any of the sales he booked at the Europa Anal Probe and Other Invasive Devices Convention. It's a bit foggy, because he is still hungover from the reception hosted by the hotties from Gremulon 5.
  2. Spamming the board with nudes of @Derka would probably get the job done. Thankfully, only @Nicole44 has those, and she seems to exercise reasonable restraint these days.
  3. I haven't read every post here. But I assume I'm far from the only person who has no idea WTF is going on here, doesn't know shit about what "rumors" and such are floating around, etc., right? I'm a clueless babe in the woods, it seems.
  4. Here for the downtown Luby’s talk. And the hinted-at sex scandals. And watching our football program step on its own dick for the billionth time. Sigh.
  5. MFC Danger Girl. She wasn’t from NOLA, but was there for part of the relevant events.
  6. Gotta give them credit, they are pot-committed to the gambit of “treat women like shit/chattel and denigrate them relentlessly…then wonder why none of them will have anything to do with us.” Takes real dedication.
  7. Yeah....that's a tough query. I guess Sonic is the best answer. But none of the answers are good. It's just the least bad answer.
  8. Same same. That's pretty much our Costco list: paper towels, TP, some cleaning products, a few shelf-stable foods, a few prepared foods (e.g., their pre-made chicken tikka masala, which makes at least two good dinners for two with ease). Meat purchases are really only for when we're cooking for a group or the kids are home.
  9. Yeah....MT definitely has an odor issue. Great selection, but it's not the nicest. HMart and 99 Ranch are our preferred asian grocery options. I'm a big 99 Ranch guy -- their produce section is phenomenal. And hell, sometimes it's nice to cook up some duck eggs. To steer this somewhat back to the main topic, we shop at specialty stores a lot more now that there's just two of us, and a lot less at bulk stores like Costco. Bulk food made for feeding a family of 4 for 3-4 meals doesn't make nearly as much sense when it's just two adults at home.
  10. Truly and legitimately, if by some miracle a democrat ends up in office after this, that 100% needs to be the approach. We've already established that there are no rules. So...play according to those non-rules. You'd be an idiot not to.
  11. Dude. He actually thinks that he ordered water to flow "downhill" from Canada to LA....because "south" is "down." Imagine dealing with a 6 year old who's fucking dumb for a 6 year old, and you've got Trump pegged.
  12. You should run. Get stacks of money. Deliver zero results. Call it a "well-fought fight, I'm proud to have tried." Pocket cash. Call it the "Allred plan."
  13. Yeah, some pretty serious ones. She's almost certainly going to end up with a senior Cabinet position, or a House seat at worst.
  14. Although....why? Just send enough money to World Liberty Financial via "purchases" of imaginary Trump coins, and he'll invite you to take over everything west of the Rockies. Cheaper and easier than an invasion.
  15. You've made your sociopolitical alliances plain. We reap what you sow. Down to the pettiest of levels -- stupid-ass self-absorbed tik-tock bullshit. Destroying the core American freedom of getting blasted and passing out half nekkid on your couch after ordering munchies.
  16. God, Cheryl Hines is a vapid, evil piece of shit. Also....I dig her very much.
  17. You can run all the way to a island to hang out with Wilson, it won't make any of what I said any less true, and it won't make your alliance with that ethos any less true or any less pathetic.
  18. He'll walk. Scary brown people. Shot dead in....Indiana. "Reasonable fear for his life" has already been established for an Indiana jury.
  19. Huh. I guess I imagined it when the richest -- and one of the 2-3 most powerful -- man in the world said “The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy." Own it. That's your team, friend-o, and they've made their take abundantly clear, both in words and deeds. No worries, though, they didn't invent the concept. They really just exploited and amped it up to gain and maintain power.
  20. Diggler gets it. There could be a leak of videos of Trump ass-raping multiple minors as they cried and asked him to stop.....and he'd face fewer consequences than the rest of us fear from driving 1 mph over the speed limit. He is the perfect blend of evil and untouchable. It is fucking amazing.
  21. Why would he? If Trump is alive in 2028, he's staying in the White House another 4 years.
  22. Unless he was yelling at a mirror, he was wasting his time. He did all of this. That's how imperial presidencies work. Want to be god? Then you're god, and you own it. Fuck that giant piece of shit right into the fucking sun. The day he strokes out will be the greatest day in human history. May that day be today.
  23. In this era where there is no more hated concept than empathy, and anything less than being violently selfish is seen as a betrayal of all that is good and right? It's not just difficult, it's impossible. We sowed the wind of toxic individuality for decades, and have deemed anything but that to be weak and evil, so now we're reaping all of the whirlwind of that toxic individuality. It's the essence of modern society.
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