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Brisketexan

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  1. Here's a secret about the pudding.....
  2. Sorry, best we can do is the FIFA Photography Prize.
  3. Fraud is super serious, and merits the expulsion of an entire ethnicity from our country. Except when that fraud is committed by friends of the POTUS/people who bribed him with money from their ill-gotten gains. In those cases, it requires a pardon, and any conviction-gained through an exercise of complete due process, including final adjudication-was "a witch hunt." And also except when that fraud is committed by a MAGA senator (Rick Scott) to the tune of billions, that's also a "witch hunt." Lesson: if you wanna commit fraud, be white, and/or provide significant benefits (money, unflinching loyalty/fealty from a position of power, or both) to the regime. So, forgive me if I never, ever, EVER listen to a single fucking WORD any MAGAt has to say about fraud. They have no fucking problem with fraud. They have demonstrated as much, in actual practice. There is no further discussion to be had.
  4. Could the world use more "lodge" type deals, like the Elks Lodge, where middle-age dudes get together to drink beer, bitch about their wives, talk sports, and just be dudes with no real expectations or hassles? Fuck yes we could. It would do us al some good, I suspect.
  5. I like how the story is "they used it to load DRUGS!" Cool. WHAT drugs, exactly? Because the narrative about "we must save American lives!" is all about fentanyl. But the facts are that Venezuela is NOT a source of fentanyl. Seriously, all sources say that "virtually no" fentanyl comes from or transits through Venezuela. And what Venezuela DOES traffic in is (1) primarily coke, (2) headed for European markets. In short, the "we gotta bomb Venezuela to protect Americans from overdose deaths" story is.....a fucking lie. Entirely false. Made up. Not based on any actual facts. This admin just says whatever the fuck it wants, and nobody fucking calls them on it. And its supporters just chug his orange cum by the fucking gallon, only praising him for whatever lunacy he spouts the next second.
  6. I mean. Kinda. The most important thing is to be a white male in a suit that fits.
  7. But....and this is very, very important....given a choice between Trump or a "I'm a Trump clone!" candidate and ANY Democrat, they'll vote Trump, because Dems are evil communistsocialistnazi demons who eat babies for the adenochrome and want to force every child to become both gay and trans, no exceptions.
  8. Brisketexan replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Dude. If she is actually allergic to bell pepper, onion, and garlic.....then she can't eat gumbo. And no, dicing it large so she can "pick around it" doesn't solve an allergy. Just like keeping peanuts whole when you drop them into a stir fry won't help someone with an actual peanut allergy. If she can eat gumbo, but just pick around those things, then she doesn't have an "allergy." Most likely, she just doesn't like them.
  9. Sounds about right. Sounds too fucking high. But I guess that tells us our rock-solid percentage of Americans who think that charging full-steam ahead into white supremacist authoritarianism is a "things are going pretty well" sorta deal. One quarter of Americans are truly irredeemable pieces of shit. THAT sounds about right, I guess.
  10. All of which is true. Which makes the fact that she is correct in her recent statements about how shitty this regime is that much more depressing. Think of it this way:Jeffrey Epstein is one of the most morally reprehensible human beings ever to exist. And even HE figured out that Donald Trump has no fucking morals or ethics. When one of the worst human beings on earth looks at you, and judges you to be a piece of shit not because you stand in the way of their escapades and whatnot, but because you are too fucking loathsome for even THEM to tolerate....fucking hell. This regime is so fucking immoral, unethical, and shitty, that even two of the shittiest humans to ever walk the earth conclude "man....that's too shitty for even ME."
  11. NowThis has been our official proxy when speaking of buttstuff. No substitute has come forward. Unless, of course, you're volunteering.
  12. There are still people who do not believe that our species needs to be completely wiped from the earth. Show them this video, and they'll come around.
  13. In the future Authoritarian Dictatorship of Brisketexan, all medications and treatments will be administered in suppository form only. NowThis will be my Secretary of HHS.
  14. Best act to play at Emo's in 1990, no question.
  15. Sir, this is Surly. We rarely speak of anything BUT anal leakage.
  16. This. We have spent decades creating, cultivating, and magnifying the very worst of humanity. That won't go away just because they realize that Trump is a crooked dick. In fact, that revelation may well deepen their devotion. The American people love mean, malevolent dickheads who hurt "the other." They are getting what they want and love.
  17. Also, the wife spoke up over Xmas and told me she doesn't like the El Patio chips -- they're too "bubbly-fluffy." She likes a sturdier chip for her queso snacking. So, back to the On the Border cantina style or the Casa Magnifica for us.
  18. Remember how all the Trumpists constantly freak out about "THA DEEP STATE!!!!"? I remember. Add it to the pile of shit they were never actually concerned about, and are truly just fine with, so long as their Orange God is doing it. They have no principles. None. Not a single one. Other than "whatever the Orange God wills." They are a demon-worshipping cult of hate and pain. And they are going to bring around the end of civilization and possibly humanity. Yay.
  19. Don't think that late September puts you in great position to see the aurora. Best odds are "dead of winter" type timing.
  20. Yeah we can. Form Democrat ICE. Nab all these people off the streets as illegal aliens. Ship them to offshore foreign hellhole prisons within 90 minutes. When the Supremes try to tell us to stop, tell them either "oops, too late, they are already in a hellish prison on Devil's Island, outside of our jurisdiction," or tell them some version of The Rule of Law is for suckers. The rules have changed. Play by the new rules, and play to fucking win.
  21. Counterpoint: we live in a world where MTG is speaking more rational, common-sense thoughts than 99% of our other leadership. We live in hell. Like, actual fire-and-brimstone, Satan-in-charge, HELL.
  22. This. It's bad enough that our society is charging headlong into indulging and celebrating the absolute worst humans doing the absolute worst shit. But no, we actually have to elevate those actions and traits to the level of qualifiers for leaders of society. At this point, if you do NOT have some horrifically fucked up views like this, you simply don't have what it takes to be part of American leadership. This society is on the fast-track to self-immolation, and at this point, the only sane reaction to that will be
  23. Gotta say, this sounds much better than the Hunter Biden Insertion Experience. NowThis didn't sit right for a week after that one.
  24. Neither one of us took pics, but I made my dinner…and then my daughter nodded, approved, and made the same. Cut up chunks of leftover brisket and smoked turkey, reheat. Bowl of Fritos. Top with meat, some Franklin bbq sauce, some Louisiana sweet hot jalapenos, serve in cardboard boat, eat with spoon.
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