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Brisketexan

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  1. Pardon incoming. Well, it will be delivered as part of any "peace deal" we ram down Ukraine's throat.
  2. Shit, I’m pretty sure that text was inscribed on Voyager.
  3. Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. We're dealing with a lot of shit.
  4. Sheep need love too. That's what my aggy friends told me, at least.
  5. Y'all need to realize that this administration has birthed a brand new life form. These creatures we are dealing with inhale oxygen, and exhale lies. It is a function so elemental, so necessary to their existence, as to be biological in nature. I suggest that we call this species "Homo Prevaricatus." But I would also entertain "Worthless, Vile, Evil Fucking Cunts." It's not the preferred latin, but it works.
  6. Just remember, the creatures we are dealing with are a new life form. The inhale oxygen, they exhale lies. It is a function so foundational to their being that it is biological.
  7. If that thread is on Surly, I'm pretty sure that ZERO chicks dig those guys. Except for me, of course. I'm just different enough to be intriguing and irresistible to the ladies.
  8. As the OP of the original Steel Shank thread on Shaggy, which commenced with a photo of my purchase of Pearl beer and pork rinds and a challenge of "Steel Shank, your move," I disagree. Funky animal parts are always welcome in this discussion. Frankly, the overarching theme may well be "would your wife be appalled by what you are eating? Then post it."
  9. Jesus Ebenezer Tapdancing Christ, that's beautiful.
  10. My friend....gizzards are a foundational food for this thread. All innards belong here. Perhaps you thought these were dainty and ladylike tenders. Such items do not belong here, and indeed, morally offend me at times.
  11. Well goddamn, I'm gonna try this and report back. I will say that if I'm using ground beef, I usually get 80/20, and not browning it (and cooking off a good bit of the fat) is gonna make things greasy. If you're doing something with ground meat, do you go leaner than 80/20 to avoid that?
  12. We went from "moral corruption/evil is bad" to "there is no greater asset to America than rampant moral corruption and evil" at the speed of fucking light. Do you traffic massive quantities of drugs? Do you sexually abuse minors? Do you commit large-scale fraud to the tune of hundreds of millions? Do you sexually exploit women and characterize them as chattel? Do you illegally rig public bidding processes? WELCOME TO THE UPPER ECHELONS OF AMERICA! It's a fucking world turned upside-down. Truly, it's madness.
  13. And just like that MIA's dream of "arm model" went out the door. And was replaced by his dream of "arm model on pseudo-amputee porn sites." Keep chasing your dreams, MIA!
  14. Rough day. Had to road trip to a small town for court. A little goodness to make the day end better.
  15. So, I’ve had kind of a shitty day. Was feeling a bit down on myself. But now, old Sherrone has given me a BIT of perspective. Damn, dude, that’s an all-time “bad day.”
  16. Also, what kind of grown-ass man wears freaking pajamas? Maye some super cute dinosaur PJs, with footies?
  17. Go get em. Beat cancer’s ass like it was aggy.
  18. No. At least in socialism, we’d get some soybeans in exchange for our $12 billion. This is just “shootourselvesinthedickism.”
  19. Texags.com
  20. There’s money that China could have been paying our farmers for their product. The president decided that was bad. Instead, we should just GIVE farmers money that comes from the pockets of the hardest working taxpaying Americans. Not nearly enough to replace the actual lost revenue from China, but enough to put us further in the hole. 199-D chess!
  21. They'll give the well-off white kids a safe space to be cruel and racist. Same old same old. Everyone else will do other shit.
  22. I'm an anarcho-fascist communist member of the proletariat bourgeois elite young Republican NORML chapter.....or, at least, that was my pitch back in my college days. I figured if I checked all the boxes, it might improve my chances with the chicks. I certainly found myself saying "yeah, I totally agree!" with some whacked-out shit, simply because I thought it might make me marginally more charming and attractive to whatever girl had just shared said whacked-out shit. It worked on occasion. Like any of you can judge me.
  23. This is the official policy of the Executive Branch of the United States Government, by the way (which, in these days of a non-functional Congress and a sycophantic SCOTUS, means that it is the policy of the entire US Government). Everything you read about in "history" books about the worst of our racist past? Well....we're "making that shit great again."
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