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Brisketexan

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  1. Fuck that, I ALWAYS instruct my clients to invoke the 3rd amendment, because NO FUCKING WAY are you quartering troops in their house. Capiche?
  2. 100%. That's why you build failsafes inside of failsafes, and you let them know beforehand. My life insurance policy is a video of you fucking a child, motherfucker. I die, and that policy gets cashed in. Understood?
  3. You see any James Bonds out there? I mean, this is the kind of shit we're bringing to the table in response:
  4. What could go wrong with depending on an evil billionaire for access to one of the fundamental needs of modern society: communication? I swear to fucking God, we're just living out the plot lines of half a dozen different Bond villains, except we're elevating the villains to god status, and shitting all over anyone who dares ask "so....maybe we SHOULDN'T turn over all of society to an evil fuck with a volcano lair?"
  5. Naah, it's too low-key and subtle. Also, all the royal and Hapsburg shit in Vienna really, really made me want to construct a guillotine and start beheading royals. Was an interesting impulse, revealing that I'm an American and fuck your kings all the way to my bones.
  6. Says a guy posting on....Surly.
  7. Oh, friend. You clearly haven’t been paying attention. You could be living 100 miles from a Hispanic person…and you still get to blame every single bad thing in your life on those damn dirty Mexicans.
  8. Here’s how you throw down: he fires you….and you don’t leave. Stay. Continue performing the duties of the office. Defy the fake president issuing illegal orders. Just say “nope.”
  9. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    Yeah…that’s a pretty shitty oversight.
  10. It's literally their entire philosophy: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Not only do they not hide it or try to run away from it, they gleefully revel in it. And the fucking dumbest thing is that their supporters do, too....even though 99% of them end up being just as fucked by that order of business as the people they THINK they're shitting on. They pull the rip cord on the suicide vest, then stand there bleeding out pointing and laughing at the other people the shrapnel shredded...and they think they've won something.
  11. And, I mean...do you know how fucking awful you have to be so that you moving to Arkansas makes the state WORSE?
  12. I mean, that should come as no surprise. Whores are much more decent human beings than GQP voters and pols. Hell, the very fact that every GQP pol and voter is openly out to grift and rip you off, whereas most whores build a business based on giving you a fair service for a fair price sets whores way above the GQP on the moral scale.
  13. Yeah....DEFINITELY a different class. The prof was an obviously angry short-haired lesbian who smelled of patchouli and bitterness, and the ladies signed up for the class weren't much different. Now, my Plan II seminar called "Love and Vengeance," or another one called "Mental Illness in Popular Literature?" Yeah, they were like 14 person seminars, and I was one of two guys in each of them (and, we read The Bell Jar, and Love in the Time of Cholera). Was an evening seminar. We'd then pick up and continue the conversation at Quack's for another couple of hours over coffee and such. Me. And a dozen smart gals. I was happier than a pig in shit.
  14. Fuck you, buddy. One of my good friends is a dude named Wayne who graduated in the 80's when any resident with a pulse was getting into UT. Oh. Wait. Okay, now that you mention it....point made.
  15. I mean...you know there's at least a 25-30% chance of this happening, right? In fact, they might bulldoze the LBJ library to make room for it.
  16. In Texas, the governor and AG and the US DOJ are launching a full-on assault against a muslim community (the EPIC community)....which would be open to anyone and would not require adherence to or practice of any faith. But this place? It will be held up by those same folks as a "model of American restoration" or some shit.
  17. You know, of all the signs of the absolute apocalypse for the Republic, I think that perhaps the clearest one is that we've elected a dude named "Markwayne" to the fucking United States Senate.
  18. Yep, reputation is a trailing indicator. In both directions. It will take a decade for the damage to really affect UT's reputation. The problem is, even if UT manages to right the ship afterwards....it'll take at least that long for the reputation to recover. I avoided those too. Barely, though. I registered for a class called "Women in Literature" to satisfy my Fine Arts requirement, thinking "cool...I like women, I like literature, this will be great for me." Showed up for the first class, and there were around 20 people in the class. All female. And none of them looked please to see me. The professor stared right at me as she explained the syllabus and her approach, which was something about the marxist-feminist perspective and the evils of the patriarchy. I smiled, because I realized I'm a clever guy, and could pick up on her subtle hints. Left class that day, dropped the FUCK outta that class, and picked up a Shakespeare class. But - and this is important - I didn't get my panties in a bunch. If those gals wanted to offer and take that class, enjoy. I wouldn't have expected them to sign up for MY dream seminar, "How to drink beer, chase girls, and end up late to class because you were duck hunting."
  19. I mean....look at it THIS way, if you want to find a positive perspective....as the last university to win a football championship with an all-white team, Texas has the script to win a MNC in the coming full-on white supremacist era of....everything! See! There's a bright side to complete destruction of the social fabric and relegating everyone who isn't white and favored by the regime to purgatory!
  20. Neglected/abused systems generally fail the same way: slowly, then all at once.
  21. Every area is shaped like a penis, if you smush and twist your dick just the right way. That's what @MissingInAction told me, anyway.
  22. Say what you will, we'd all have the same look on our face as Nicolas did.....
  23. Y'all remember Dan Morales? And what caused it all to come tumbling down, with him ending up in prison? But....that was a simpler time. And, Morales was a democrat. There are no such laws, rules, or standards that apply to Republicans. A Republican can do every single thing Morales did, and....be rewarded by being elected to the US Senate. Mark it down. What got a democrat convicted will get a republican promoted. But, you know, republicans and their supporters are against corruption and the deep state and all that.
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