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Brisketexan

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  1. And...this is important, because this is how you do it, MAGA fucks....good. Fuck that guy. He'll be sowing hate and disinfo till his dying breath, and thus it can't come soon enough.
  2. It was a tremendous call, really tremendous. The best call, really. A call the likes of which we've never seen. We're going to get a great deal, a fantastic deal, you won't believe how great this deal is, and I'll be telling you about this great deal very, very soon. Nobody but me could get a deal this amazing, really. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
  3. Great walking city. This might be my wife's favorite department store on earth: https://www.illumsbolighus.com/ Great stuff in there, classic Danish designs, not overly expensive. She has a great pair of wool slippers from there that stay out in our house year round. For a "michelin star" quality meal that won't set you back, and is truly up there with some of the best meals I've ever had, go to Høst. Current menu: That price = $75 per person. It's an insane deal. Hit up the Torvehallerne for porridge at the Grød booth and smorrebrod for lunch/snack one day. Little Mermaid statute is overrated. Go see it anyway, make fun of it. Nyhavn is overdone. Go anyway, you need to see it, and it's a neat walk down the harbor. Go to Rosenborg castle, the grounds and park are beautiful this time of year. And there's a room/display in there of some prince's kinky sex room. Is Tivoli Gardens just an amusement park? Yes....but it's kinda a thing, and we enjoyed it.
  4. 1) Do you think that anyone whose vote actually might matter will ever watch that? 2) there is no 2). The information ecosystem is done. Spew hate at fucking tsunami levels, on a select number of social media and podcast channels. That's it. That's the entire plan. Either follow it as a counter, or be toast.
  5. Not enough. See, there's a second part that's really, really important: Americans are pathetic and worthless creatures. A message of hate is only effective if it is ALSO easy to execute on. And who is it easy to hate, and execute that hate on? That's right....the weak and marginalized. Hating the powerful? Nope. Too much work. The powerful can fight back. We are Americans. We ONLY punch down, we never punch up. The problem is us, top to bottom. We are a worthless, contemptible people, which means we only do worthless, contemptible things.
  6. It's more than hard. It's impossible. Unless your messaging includes a strong dose of hate, and telling people who to hate, it will never leave the starting blocks. Hate is the only currency of any social value these days. Trying to trade in anything else is like trying to engage in commerce using your bottlecap collection as money. I know a lot of y'all want to believe that's not the case. But you are wrong.
  7. An alternate correct answer to this query is "stop wherever the hell you want....but the next morning, make sure to get up early, have breakfast at the nearest Waffle House, and get in a fight with a member of the staff, another patron, or both, in order to expose your kids to the full Waffle House experience." You want your kids to grow up cultured, don't you?
  8. If the USD goes "poof"....pray tell, what GOOD will your crypto be? How will you use it to procure goods and services here in the "we don't actually have a currency" USA? Will you be able to access the internet? Use electricity? If the USD goes "poof," none of that shit will matter or be in play. If you are investing in a hedge against the dollar's complete and total collapse, as a resident of this country, you'd be much smarter investing in crates of ammunition.
  9. Bingo. See the legislation Louisiana is working on passing - you can injure or even kill your undocumented worker, and have ZERO liability in a civil suit. "Make treating humans like chattel legal again" is their motto. They don't want to get rid of undocumented labor. Not even a little bit. They just want to get rid of anything that would make it costlier than outright slavery. We are past the 50/50 point on whether the SCOTUS will take up a case to rule that the 13th amendment flat-out doesn't apply to undocumented persons.
  10. Do you even "hit the bar that night, then have a kickass brunch the next day," bro?
  11. I mean....that IS the right answer. It's not like there's not enough to do, and eat, over a multi-day span.
  12. Drop down to Destin or Pensacola beach?
  13. And if you want to know why "Christian" has become a fucking toxic brand for many people with a shred of decency and humanity, you've nailed the issue. The loudest, most aggressive and adversarial "Christians" (PROTECT CHRISTIANS! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! OUR VALUES ARE UNDER ATTACK!) are the exact same people who practice cruelty and a complete lack of basic human decency with near-religious fervor. The most sacred American "Christian" belief is the belief in the absolute right -- nay, obligation -- to be a complete and total fucking dick.
  14. Make Humanity Diseased as Fuck Again. We're getting rid of food safety laws and inspections (all the unpasteurized milk you can drink! No more inspections of food plants/operations!) We're functionally getting rid of/drastically reducing the very vaccines that have saved millions upon millions of human lives, and eradicated or nearly eradicated horrific diseases. Things were obviously much, much better when the average lifespan was about half of what it is today -- Make America 1860 Again!
  15. We respect you for that, but we have doubts about your marketing plan to exclusively sell the product out of white vans in big-box store parking lots, claiming that someone else "placed a messed up order, and now I have to unload these for whatever I can get for them."
  16. This. This is the immutable truth. For the foreseeable future, we will be led by Trumpist Republicans, or Dems who have finally figured out how to play the Trumpist game. Either way, populist, lie-based idiocy, practicing cruelty against the opposition is our only possible future.
  17. She’s gotta keep the white shrimper boots on….
  18. “Moderate” means “I only want to expel all minorities from the country, not kill them.” And “independent” means “I once voted for a Dem for a local office because he was an old friend of mine.” Those labels are lies.
  19. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    My wife is all about “they aren’t playing together as a team.” I’m all about “nobody in this world is better at killing their own momentum than this team.” They get an advantage or breakaway…and if it’s not PERFECT….they seize up and start back-passing, killing any scoring chance they may have had. It’s MADDENING. It’s a cousin of how our forwards insist on 4 touches at the goal when a one-touch flick, imperfect as it may be, could score.
  20. Dude…that ship has SAILED.
  21. Yep. My gen z son liked Tim because…that’s the kind of men he’s had modeled for him (not just by me - by all the men he’s been around, hunting, tailgating, building a deer blind, rigging up a tractor, doing a church service project, disaster relief work, etc). He IS a man’s man. And funny enough, in terms of “modeling things that help young men get laid,” my son assures me the Walz model puts him light years ahead of his competition. Confident, competent men who treat people with the decency that a non-fragile man who isn’t trying to project false bravado can bring to bear…well, they can get all the dates they can handle. We’re failing our young men because what we’re modeling for them as a society makes things worse for them, not better. It makes them LESS successful, and LESS desirable.
  22. Because…and this is very, very important, and very, very true…it’s not about legal status. And never was. It’s about purging an entire ethnicity as “not real Americans.” The veil is gone, the justification has been dispensed with. It is about ridding this country of ALL dirty browns. It always has been, they’re just being honest now. A Hispanic person voting for a Republican is empowering your own executioner. It’s suicidal.
  23. Daughter was just sharing the London mixed bag today. Yesterday was beautiful and sunny, she and a friend walked the city, went thrifitng, great day. Today…a damn half marathon through her hood, she went to Stratford, and now has to muscle through 9 million people to get home, packed streets.
  24. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    16 shots. No goals. Maybe their best-played match of the season….but Jesus, you gotta finish.
  25. ....and to deny and contest all claims. Because you thought insurance companies were dicks about denying claims, wait until you meet Elon Insurance.
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