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Brisketexan

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  1. The condition is satisfied if he parties any portion of the day. So that's an easy box to check. But then he's got the challenge of having Rock n Roll ALL night. Part of the night won't cut it.
  2. Her cousin Shirine Boutella also makes the list. Just pretty people.
  3. I presume it's longhaired message board owners. That's the right answer, right?
  4. Huh. I got a call and voicemail telling me I needed to confirm my $1100 iphone purchase.
  5. Well, he WANTED to rock n roll all night and party every day . . . . but did he actually accomplish that? Maybe he died out of frustration, realizing there were two or three days when he DIDN'T party.
  6. In recent years, I have reached the opinion that French Algerians are some of the most beautiful people around. And yeah, if there ain't a lesson in there for all of us across the board: the most beautiful people are less often "pure breed whatever," and more often fantastic mixes of humanity. Humanity would be amazing if we all just mixed all our shit up. Delicious food, beautiful people, happiness. Let's figure this shit out and get it done. As an example of said french algerians, Nassima Benchicou:
  7. I don't think you're really wrong here. But here's the problem. When you have (1) a product that just can't be attractive and draw in and please consumers without spending $3 to make $1, then (2).....maybe it's a fucking shit product. And if what you have is a shit product, then the only way you can finally monetize it is by fucking people over. That's it. That's the whole thought, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
  8. Which one will funnel to the Trump businesses via Kushner or somesuch? That's the only question to ask and answer.
  9. Wear face masks. If any cop challenges you on it, tell 'em you're auditioning for a job with ICE. But then admit that you realize that your resume may be found wanting because you don't have a sub-2-inch dick and haven't beaten your wife or kids lately.
  10. Chances of seeing Mrs. Brisket shot with a pepper ball while wearing her pastoral collar are just going up. Chances of hearing Mrs. Brisket say the words "I wish a motherfucker would" in the next 48 hours: approaching 100%.
  11. Well, the good news is that I hear 3 putt's a slut. Bad news is that I hear 3 putt's a slut.
  12. That AI should completely intersect with RFK Jr. is perhaps the perfect encapsulation of this craptastic timeline.
  13. Beat me to it. That's pure Spitfire v. V1 in WWII shit right there. And it's a sound tactic today.
  14. Sorry, they all signed letters of intent to be cabinet officials, senators, and congressmen. The grift/NIL money there is more than we can compete with.
  15. Fuck that fucking stupid shithead all the way to the hell he deserves to rot in. He wanted this, he supported it, he voted for it. This is who he is. An evil piece of demon shit. And I would LOVE the chance to tell him that to his face. He lives in our damned town now, I can hope.
  16. My wife managed to drop some money at various boutiques in the Seven Dials area.
  17. Just another Kavanaugh stop. Of course, most mass shooters are white males. It's only reasonable for law enforcement to "briefly detain" any and all white males (and by "briefly detain," I mean "throw to the ground, beat up, handcuff, threaten, and toss in a hole for a day or two," which is what it means when the victim is brown) based on that factor. And that's a good, solid Kavanaugh stop. No problem there.
  18. It will be worse than that. It will be a bunch of candidates who got their PhD from Upstairs School for the Criminally Stupid, BUT swear total fealty to MAGA and Trumpism. They will be hired as department chairs. Just look at the parade of unqualified rejects who occupy senior positions in the Trump admin. These are people who couldn't make it to a middle management position at any competent enterprise. But, because they're willing to be loyalist warriors for MAGA, they are elevated to the very top. That's what UT will become, faster than you can imagine.
  19. I think that me going to Catholic schools, including a Jesuit school, somewhat insulated me from that. Not that I didn't see/experience racism and such - dude, it was Texas in the 70s-80s -- but because in my tighter circle, it not only wasn't tolerated, it was expressly taught AGAINST. My handful of classmates who were more openly racist actually stood out. And, we had scholarship students, and minorities, and they were generally treated well and well-regarded (again, sure, there was a divide between the really rich and snooty and the rest of us, but that was asshole-based, not race-based). So, as much as I was exposed to the full world, had family on both sides of the border, grew up among oilpatch types, etc., I was also pretty sheltered, and not only was I not really exposed to the worst impulses of the GOP, I was actively indoctrinated against them, by many people who were also Republicans. I was sheltered, had a small sample-size, etc. When I got to UT, I got to see more of the broad entitled rich white kid dynamic, and it did indeed start to open my eyes. And let's not forget that the Republican party in Texas actually pushed back against some of this nativist shit. I actually remember a meeting back when GWB was governor, and a guy showed up with a whole anti-immigrant screed (that would be moderate in MAGA world today). He was told to GTFO, in pretty plain terms. BUT, the precinct chair explained to me that those assholes had started showing up a few years back, and they were going to keep coming back. He was right.
  20. I mean....no shit, man.
  21. "See, to prove that arnarcho-capitalist libertarianism free of all government support and interference totally works.....we need our government to totally support and interfere with it."
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